Chapter Eleven: Clubbing With Kobolds - Infinite Deer

Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Infinite Deer is an actual-play homebrew D&D 5e campaign podcast – find us on iTunes http://bit.ly/infinitedeer Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/Rules Monster. Competition Winners! We’re pleased to announce the next winner of our Giveaway Ratings Competition – congratulations *SarahLauraMurphy*! You’ve won your very own set of polyhedral dice, courtesy of DnDiceUK. To claim your prize, please contact us via [e-mail] Listen in next week to find out if you are one of our other lucky winners! Last Time on Infinite Deer The gang trek to Ilum to finally return the lost girl Azure, to her father Marius, and pick up 2 new pet cows on the way. To celebrate, the gang head to the mountains to drink copious amounts of alcohol in a tavern. Story The gang excitedly head to the mountains to celebrate their only good deed done so far – returning the lost girl Azure to her father Marius – and ignore the high kill rate it’s taken to accomplish it. They find a tavern and promptly get drunk playing the drinking game Never Have I Ever with kobolds. The gang wake up in a kobold cell, confused and hungover. After fighting their way out, The Merry Few find a Karusa guard who was locked in the cell next to them. He reveals that the town are afraid that an untrained young sorcerer has been returned to a former-member of The Ancient Circle to use as a weapon to take destroy Karusa. What is the Ancient Circle planning? Who paid the kobolds to kidnap our heroes? Does Chad understand anything about what’s going on at this point? Find out in the next gripping installment of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast. Quotes Ghost: So you deunited, potentially 30 sons and daughters from their dads for this one girl Bo: But we saved China! No wait that’s Mulan *** Chad: I’m going to try and beat one of the kobolds to death with its dead companion Ghost: IMPROVISED WEAPON! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer) Wordpress: http://infinitedeer.wordpress.com Tumblr: https://infinitedeerpodcast.tumblr.com Credits and Acknowledgements Equipment- Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity. We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible: Sam Went – Writer/ Dungeon Master/ Producer Alex Tansley –Assistant writer/Audio technician/ Morality Ghost / Producer Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer /Web design George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine Hugh Ingamells – Artist Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support. And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. If you subscribe then you’re supporting the arts, which fuels human creativity. Increasing the sum total of human creativity has been scientifically proven to improve societal happiness, prevent wars, and inspire innovative solutions to worldwide problems such as global warming and disease. Defeating global warming and curing all diseases would literally save the world, effectively making you a superhero who saved the world just by subscribing to our podcast. Also, by not subscribing you’re effectively condoning the world being destroyed (see John Stuart Mill, a much smarter person than me who would also want you to follow us). Don’t be evil – subscribe today and be a literal superhero.