Chapter Eight: Fortress On A Mountain - Infinite Deer

Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Infinite Deer is an actual-play homebrew D&D 5e campaign podcast – find us on https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/infinite-deer- a-dungeons- and-dragons- podcast/id1350552074 Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster. Competition Winners! We’re pleased to announce that the first winner of our Giveaway Ratings Competition – Congratulations Fabulops! You’ve won a personal shout-out from the Infinite Deer Crew! Fabulops loved Infinite Deer, They drank wine, whiskey and beer, Up against a Snail Flail, They rolled a crit fail, And used its slime for sangria! Listen in next week to find out if you are one of our other lucky winners! Last Time on Infinite Deer The gang break into The City Barracks. In combat with The City Guards, instinctively slaughters his pet cow, Betsy, in the name of Mithras in order to get temporary hit points. In the aftermath, Bo and Merrielle attempt to make it look like a ‘classic-cow- murder-suicide’ Story Chad is brought back around to find Betsy the cow framed for murder of the guards in the barracks. In order to search through the rest of the barracks, Merrielle decides to dress up as a guard and pretend that Chad and Bo are her prisoners. While searching for the office, our adventurers come across a guard who looks suspiciously like Ed Sheeran and decide to attack. This was promptly followed by an attack by 2 sentient swords who chased them towards the main stair case. The Merry Few find a map room and deduce that the office must be behind the door with the large stone griffin above it. As they are about to enter the stone griffin attacks. Low on health, spell slots and tactical action cows, The Merry Few are nervous. Is Bo griffin shit? Will Chad and Merrielle be able to best the griffin alone? And what treat will it get from its Master for killing its Master? Find out on the next striking installment of Infinite Deer, a Dungeons and Dragons Podcast. Quotes Bo: I’m in love with the shape of you, turned your brain into a mess of goo DM: inspiration Bo: Although your face is falling in two, I’m gonna desecrate your body *** [while attacking a stone griffin] Merrielle: Let’s get ready to rubble! Bo: Marble-ous. But don’t take it for grannet! Chad: Can I leave? Follow us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Wordpress: http://infinitedeer.wordpress.com Tumblr: https://infinitedeerpodcast.tumblr.com/ Credits and Acknowledgements Equipment - Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N Microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity. We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible: Sam Went – Writer/ Producer/ Dungeon Master Alex Tansley – Assistant writer/Producer/Audio technician/Morality Ghost Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer/Web design George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine Hugh Ingamells – Artist Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose. A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support. And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. If we get enough, maybe I’ll be able to hire an intern to edit these show notes so I can focus on more important things, like playing D&D. In unrelated news, message us on facebook if you’re looking for a role as an unpaid and unappreciated personal assistant!