Ireland Crane Pooper,Unlimited Food Disaster Theme Park,Missing Porn Pickle,Craigslist Horse Freak - Ep. 91 - Funny News Comedy

Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

In this episode, Honch makes visit the memories of D's vacation in a different way; have you ever been to Ireland? The D recently went there on vacation and loved it for a multitude of reasons. However, the Honch found the one really bad thing that happened while the D was visiting. Currently in Dublin, there is a ton of construction going on. There are several very tall cranes that dot the area. There was a construction worker who got in a heaping pile of trouble, when he was dropping large amounts of #2 from the crane...to the top of a building not far from the crane. Don't confuse any part of this story with the meteorite from the David Spade's movie classic "Joe Dirt".
Did you know there was a time where you could buy an unlimited eating pass at Six Flags for $150 bucks? A man spent YEARS going to Six Flags to use his entry to the park, and took advantage of the pass, eating everything that he could in sight. Do you think he over indulged and then challenged himself to keep it down during the rides at the park. After the organization noticed he was grossly taking advantage of this benefit, the company revoked the past. And cancelled the guys free meals. Fair?
THIS JUST IN: Don't google pegging. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. The Honch implied that this should be an activity for the D. DON'T DO IT.
Do you like pickles? So does the city of Portland, OR which has a team of pickles. The mascot of 'the pickle' has been stolen from the team, and they are in a desperate search for him. It's a really big 'dill', we mean, deal. While it is a discussion of the baseball team of Portland, the conversation from Honch turned really weird, as he has seen some really weird 'sex stuff' in Oregon.
In other news, a women in Arizona was surfing Craigslist to find a date, but not your average date. The woman was looking for a horse to have sex with. Disgusting? We thought so too. She has had multiple. Her username may or may not be Mr. Head (not to be confused with Mr. Ed). The police went undercover and busted the woman in a sting, and was obviously unable to get with a horse.
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