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Shuai Wang’s Journey from China to Charleston 38:30

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Chef Shuai Wang was the runner-up on the 22nd season of Bravo’s Top Chef and is the force behind two standout restaurants in Charleston, South Carolina—Jackrabbit Filly and King BBQ—where he brings together the flavors of his childhood in Beijing and the spirit of the South in some pretty unforgettable ways. He grew up just a short walk from Tiananmen Square, in a tiny home with no electricity or running water, where his grandmother often cooked over charcoal. Later, in Queens, New York, his mom taught herself to cook—her first dishes were a little salty, but they were always made with love. And somewhere along the way, Shuai learned that cooking wasn’t just about food—it was about taking care of people. After years working in New York kitchens, he made his way to Charleston and started building something that feels entirely his own. Today, we’re talking about how all those experiences come together on the plate, the family stories behind his cooking, and what it’s been like to share that journey on national TV. For more info visit: southernliving.com/biscuitsandjam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…

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Two bands who span the Atlantic, having a chat across the planet. Drafting jams from random challenges, fantastic banter while we're at it. So just relax and watch our antics; it's the pan-Atlantic Jam Mechanics Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt Johnston from The Narcissist Cookbook and Bug from Bug Hunter. Each week we'll take on songwriting challenges and present our finished "demo" after a few hour break.

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S3: Retrospective 51:31

منذ 10 أيام51:31

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Season 3 is DONE. We look back on our third season and talk about how out of touch with reality our audience truly is. We also learn how close we are with DeepBlueInk AND give each other a fun challenge to close out the season. Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode.If you'd like downloadable files for this episode (and the demos we showed off), ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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S3E10: F Stands For Finale 41:37

منذ 4 weeks41:37

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The Jam Mechanics finish up season 3 with two more songs that'll be taking up space in your head. We reveal one final twist about DeepBlueInk's wedding that NO ONE saw coming. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule! Go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us! Us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE -- Prompt: "Taking Up Space" --Bug's Song-- Title: The Devil Additional Challenge: Chapter 2 Lyrics: I never said I was, I only let you think it I blurred the lines because I live my life between them I wasn't always like this... wasn't handsome with a heartbeat and a smile I was perfect up until the day I died I had branches, I had leaves, I had fruits filled up with seeds I had roots they left abandoned when they hacked me into pieces built a house out of my corpse, I'm in the walls, I'm in the porch but when I learn to speak I'll scream in every creak inside your floors [Chorus] It took some practice but I finally learned to fight I could shift and trip my captors when they walked the halls at night I could slowly change the layout, jam the doors too tight to budge change the angle of the stairs enough to learn the taste of blood I wasn't always like this but they chose to chop me down but when I began to fight them back they burned me to the ground [Chorus] So I was soil, then a million writhing bugs I was maggots in the graveyard, then the crows that ate them up I spent 100 years invading every creature I could reach slowly poisoning the town 'till every inch had bits of me I drove them mad, I made them sick, moving pieces into place slowly moving all my molecules in towards a single shape and thus became the demon that you incorrectly name I met the one you think I am, many years before you came When I told him what I'd done he cut the horns right off his head he bolted them to mine and said I'm twisted as it gets So I don't know where he is now, that devil that you know but I've taken up the title, I'm the one you fuckin don't [Chorus] ---- Matt's Song ----- Title: Dead Boy Additional Challenge: Click Track! on a couch in a room in a house in a city on an island on a planet in a star system i was torn out of the nothing and born into a body given eyes given ears and emotional disregulation i coulda been anybody anything anywhere but here i am on a couch in a room in a house in a city just jerking off and watching the same three shows again and why try when you're not here to see how hard this is for me i think i'll just let the dead boy take the wheel for a little while and i'm fine okay i'm lying but it's cool because the dead boys gonna take good care of me in a drawer by the bed in a room that i haven't left once for three days now in a place in my head where your face cannot get and your memory can be drowned out i coulda been anybody anything anywhere but here i am and the world doesn't end and the days never turn and the dead boy is cuddled up next to me, honestly well who cares if i'm a car crash you're the truck that took me out who says you can't feel sorry for yourself forever now and i'm fine okay i'm lying but it's cool because the dead boy's gonna take good care the dead boy's gonna take good care of me and sometimes when you hit rock bottom all you really need's a bigger drill and sometimes when your heart is broken all you really need is engine oil and sometimes when your friends stop calling you'll sigh with relief because it's finally just you and him on a couch in a room in a star system and he holds your hand and he feeds you, keeps you needing him more than you'll ever need them you could been anything, anyone, anywhere but here you are in a city, in a house, in a room, on a couch, lying in a dead boy's arms…

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S3E9: Escape Room Politics 39:37

منذ 6 weeks39:37

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Episode 9 is here and Bug and Matt are reminiscing about the places they definitely SHOULD NOT have been on tour right before they hit the road again. Don't be a hater, leave us a good review Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule! If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us! Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends! -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -- Prompt: "In a Scoring/Sporting Position" ----Bug's Song----- Title: The Upperhand Additional Challenge: Safe Space for Hate Lyrics: I am barking at the mailman though you tell me there's no hope Butupperhandr barked at milkmen when's the last time you saw one of those I am barking at the squirrels outside and no one thinks it works but my father barked at sabretooths and wiped them from the Earth We can solve it like our fathers, open hands balled into fists if we solve it like our fathers we'll just end up in the mess we're in Throwing punches when you're cornered, we understand but you're punching when you have the upperhand I am barking out at everything I like the way it sounds cause my father barked at everything and I want to make him proud We can solve it like our fathers, walk 10 paces, turn and shoot If we solve it like our fathers, then our kids will solve it this way too Throwing punches when you're cornered, we understand but you're punching when you have the upperhand The whole world loves an underdog but you can't break the rules and start beating us with baseball bats when your team starts to lose the screaming in the stands might sound like cheering from this far and all your kids are watching and can't tell the two apart and all your kids are watching when you tell them who you are Throwing punches when you're cornered, we understand but you're punching when you have the upperhand ---- Matt's Song ----- Title: Curdled Milkteeth Additional Challenge: Something where it ought not to be Lyrics: i was driving through the highlands at a quarter to 5 in the morning in the middle of june i was listening to a record that i used rely on to get by and thinking about you stop the car at intersections, check my heart spin the wheel in your direction cause somewhere out in the dark you're burning and all i need to do is to follow the heat if i never come up for air i won't ever need to breathe i won't need to breathe curdled milkteeth now i don't know this road from any other i'm hungry and tired and i'm a hundred exits deep and the valley walls are so high that i must have missed the sunrise if there ever was a sunrise I don't know when it happened, but sometime in the past I got too tall to sneak through the rye I suddenly recall how i used to rely on you to catch me before I hit the overhang Kill the engine, try to soothe my racing heart Turn my head in your direction…

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S3E8: I'm Thinkin' Ohio 39:52

منذ 8 weeks39:52

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I've been told I'm bad at foreshadowing. Episode 8 has a bookstore. We meet John Demo. You've been warned. Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by The Narcissist Cookbook Bug Hunter where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you'd like to download the demos, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Prompt: "An Opportunity Not Yet Past ----Bug's Song----- Title: What Happened To John Challenge: TRUE CRIME It's not productive to compare all our troubles playin "who's got it worse' to one-up one another Its half a dozen of one, and its six of the other you don't want to win this game But the unspoken rule's now the talk of the town the difficult truth no one dare say aloud we all know who and we all know how but no one wants to say cause Marty lost his job last month and Tom's wife ain't been home too much we all have troubles but I'll tell you what It's a shame what happened to John Mrs. Carter, well I haven't seen you out of your apartment in a couple of days she says my husband is halfway into handcuffs with no more hope of changing his ways I'm pinching pennies, never spending any 'cause I'll have to bail him out or bury him soon but when I go to church he isn't worth my focus as I bow my head and sit in the pews I'm praying for another and I'm hopin He'll respond its a shame what happened to John And Connor's cough keeps getting worse and Olli's luck has all reversed we all have troubles that could be much worse It's a shame what happened to John We don't report it to the papers or go to the police there's an unacknowledged understanding passing in the streets the entire city's sick but have learned to be discreet that's all that can be done There were never conversations or plans of how to act we didn't draft a non-disclosure or attempt to make a pact there was a problem, we solved it, there's no more going back the problem's finally gone And Miley's finally out of bed and Faith feels safe to walk again we don't have trouble when we all pretend It's a shame what happened to John ---- Matt's Song ----- Title: The First of the Everkings To Die Challenge: Foreshadowing! i met a man travelling from the north passing through my part of town he wore a tattered overcoat, flapping open in the warm north wind, still carrying his service rifle hitched underneath his arm though the barrel was rusted and the stock had near completely decomposed i didn't say a word, no point asking these guys anything they've got enough on their plates from having nothing on their plates but i offered him some food i had either going spare or going bad and he thanked me with a nod and he kept on walking south they're always walking south don't know what they hope to find down there four other northman came passing through my part of town stacks of skin and castoff bones in those coats like rotten pelts I gave them what I had, but this time one of them stuck around Said the situations worsening faster than the snow can melt He asked me what I did down here, I said I was a writer At the very least I try to, but - he looked away he didn't care He sat down right there in my garden, sunflowers in winter And he told me what to tell you, and he left they're always walking south don't know what they hope to find down there He says it's going to happen soon, sooner than you think You'll see the symbols early but you won't know they mean And the daydreams that you've come rest your head upon at night Are like the permafrost, the first one of the Everkings to die But there's time, he says, there are chances easy missed There are lessons needing learned before the class has chance to sit And if you really pay attention, really take the whole thing You might just see where this is heading before the ending begins they're always walking south don't know what they hope to find down there…

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S3E7: Li'l Louie 37:37

منذ 10 weeks37:37

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Episode 7 of Jam Mechanics is a JAM. Bug talks nicknames and new addictions, and Matt quizzes Bug on his favorite subject. Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule! If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us! Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends! -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -- Prompt: "Buyer's Remorse" ----Bug's Song----- Title: Board Games Additional Challenge: Giving yourself a nickname Lyrics: I should've never done it I should've saved my budget I can't believe I even tried when I'm the only one that has the resolve and focus to stick with what we've chosen But as the night drags on I'm learning that this quest is hopeless This is never what this evening was about I have to keep it bottled everytime I wanna shout Stop talking during board games! Don't ask whose turn it is, its your, babe! You would know that if you hadn't asked how Hannah's Graduation went there were prolly speeches half as long as this distraction is Stop talking during board games! Do you know how long this took to coordinate? 3 couples in their thirties on a table-flipping thursday now all of them are yawning by the middle of the 1st game I've popped out all the pieces spent 3+ hours reading no, they don't call me the Rulebook Ruler for no reason Sometimes this job is brutal but I just do it, you know I took all day to learn the lore and that was just for Uno I wanna game but you hit me with reverse now everytime you talk I wanna table-flippin' curse! Stop talking during board games! Don't ask whose turn it is, its your, babe! You would know that if you hadn't brought up Molly's border-collie now they're all looking at puppy pics instead of killing zombies Stop talking during board games! now I think that I understand divorce rates I was totally on board for in sickness and in health guess I should have seen this coming from your 20 minute vows But the worst part of this is, despite my perfect planned tactics when we tally up you always win All your talking during board games to disrupt my strategy was your aim thought I was married to a monster but it turns out you're a master I can't describe this feeling but I think that its attraction? All your talking during board games and pretending you were always really bored made me put down my defenses and fill my head with doubts but babe that's really clever I'm so table-flippin' proud ---- Matt's Song ----- Title: JAM Additional Challenge: Must be a JAM song Lyrics: I dunno, Matt didn't send me any. Just listen to it!…

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S3E6: That's Petty Theft! 33:06

منذ 12 weeks33:06

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On the 6th episode of season 3, Matt and Bug talk Hydras and Heists with two new songs to jam to on your Monday morning Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule! If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us! Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends! -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -- Prompt: "Love Song to a Body Part" ----Bug's Song----- Title: The Hydra Additional Challenge: Rule of 3 Lyrics: I admit I was pissed when you chopped off my head and Hercules, you looked pleased (or rather relieved?) that I was dead but from the stump of my neck I grew two more (I swear this has never happened before) but I'm back and better off than I was then (and now they're singing) Do you think the Hydra knew that THAT would happen? Or was he surprised as everyone of us? Decapitate me once, shame on you, that ain't enough Do you think the Hydra knew he'd get back up? The first dozen times were the hardest but now I believe before this battle started I was hopelessly naive but now this one's a fighter, and this one's a biter and that one's determined, and this one knows German and one knows Karate, we call that one "choppy" but don't talk to this one 'till he's had his coffee we're offering all of these skills you can chop off our heads but you can never kill we'll just get bigger and better and stronger together I've tethered the best parts of me so now whether You think the Hydra knew that THAT would happen or if he's surprised as everyone of us Decapitate me twice, shame on you, it's still not nice Do you think the Hydra knew he'd get back up? Now Hercules is screaming: "this is not how this one goes" but you've mixed up mythology for history, my foe cause history is what happened, mythology is imagined now I'm rewriting this myself to be the hero of this battle Hercules, your turn to leave your trial subscription to life is complete I've got many mouths to feed so I'll start with non-believers cuz I think I always knew that this would happen That I'd surprise the world with what I've got Decapitate me thrice, I can do this all damn night I think I always knew I'd get back up I think I always knew I'd get back up ---- Matt's Song ----- Title: Central Occipital Nervousness Additional Challenge: Must be a CON song Lyrics: i know you i know you're my oldest friend before we learned how to talk there we were, lying there hand in hand i know you're trying to help i know you're trying but there ain't no helping me i know you're trying but sometimes the trying just causes more pain that it needs i know this We've done this a million times It was our first party trick Everyone Come watch me Flip my shit This baby can turn on a dime i know you're trying to help i know you're trying but there ain't no helping me i know you're trying but sometimes the trying just causes more pain that it needs And the worst part is that I agree This world is frightening thing But I'm going outside To see what I'll find And you can come with if you like…

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S3E5: Is That A Knife?? 35:20

منذ 14 weeks35:20

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Episode 5 means we're finally warming up and getting good at this podcast thing. Bug and Matt talk about big brains and unexpected knives, and deliver 2 brand-new cool songs Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule! If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us! Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ , etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends! -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -- Prompt: "Warming Up" ----Bug's Song----- Title: Waiting for the Snow to Melt Additional Challenge: cooooool Lyrics: You were the first one that I thought of when the forecast called for snow you said you'd race me to the bottom and you took off down the slopes You were the coolest on the mountain making sure everyone knows it taking shortcuts off the trail while we just wondered "where'd he go" You said the loser has to buy a beer when we're back down at the lodge and you knew I didn't drink you also knew you never lost I'd find you grinning, waiting for me but I didn't mind the cost it was worth it for the stories when you got a little sloshed now the mountains warming up as well and we're just waiting for the snow to melt cut to the crispest day of winter you could see it in your grin weaving past all the beginners skiing faster than the wind when I beat you to the bottom that's when the fear kicked in I MAY not know a lot but know you'd never let me win now we're just waiting for the snow to melt We're just waiting for the snow to melt to find something we lost someone taken by the mountain in a grave made out of frost And when we find your body I will send word to your mom she's the only one still holding on to hope after this long yeah we're just waiting for the snow to melt You had the kind of wild spirit everyone else tries to fake you lived a life devoid of fear only an avalanche could take now when our friends start drinking I'm the first to raise a toast cause you're the first one that I think of when the forecast calls for snow Now I'm just waiting for the snow to melt to get a break and thing of something else ---- Matt's Song ----- Title: Warming Up Additional Challenge: Must be SHARP Lyrics: you're just warming up to me now i know that i can be a little too much sometimes alright maybe most of the time I know that I'd struggle to love someone like me but You can see it You can see it You can feel the swing and sway All my crazy, random flailing Looks like dancing when you do it with me Can't you feel it Can't you feel it I'm just warming up to this now Not so long ago I would sooner die than be known But you are gentle and slow And the further this goes i swear to god it's almost like I can see it I can see it Strap me to the spinning lathe Take your tools to all my failings Decorate the floor as you cut them away I can see it I can see it But now I'm realising I could see it all this time Oh why do I only like myself when I'm reflected in your eyes I can see it For the first time How I outsourced all my smiling to you How I gave in Gave up learning Let you carry me cause you offered to How'd I miss this How'd I miss this How'd I miss this How I'll miss this How I'll miss this…

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S3E4: Min/Max Your Wiping 34:46

منذ 16 weeks34:46

34:46

Don't blame me for this title. This was Matt. Episode four of our once-respected podcast finds Bug and Matt diving deep into Hallmark Channel Movies and talking about their feelings Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule! If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us! Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ , etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends! -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -- Prompt: "Just a Feel ing " ----Bug's Song----- Title: Liberal Kitty Additional Challenge: 200bpm Lyrics: He's just a feline looking well groomed He makes a beeline for me when he sees I have food And you can see why kitty is the king of the house you'll never hear him coming when he's ready to pounce His heroes are awesome: Bagheera, Mufasa He doesn't care for Aslan as we raised him as agnostic If you put on the Aristocats he does get quite upset cause this righteous little kitty really hates the 1% He's a Liberal Kitty That's the Liberal Kitty He shimmy, shimmy, shimmies to the left, and has the right to meow He voted for Kamala but it didn't count cause he's a liberal kitty, and just a literal cat He's just a feline sharing his views He doesn't see why people care which bathroom you use and it seems like you shouldn't need 2 jobs to survive sellling toe bean pictures on the web to get by He donates to causes, his toe beans are awesome Between Bernie and AOC his favorite's a toss-up He thinks we'll have a woman running things eventually and he really thinks that catnip should be moved to schedule 3 He's a liberal Kitty That's the Liberal Kitty He shimmy, shimmy, shimmies to the left, and has the right to meow He voted for Kamala but it didn't count cause he's a liberal kitty, and just a literal cat He is my liberal kitty he's from a deep blue city his toe beans are so pretty He is my liberal kitty He is my liberal kitty he's from a deep blue city his toe beans: itty bitty He is my liberal kitty ---- Matt's Song ----- Title: Aurora Teagarden: Reunited and it feels so Deadly Additional Challenge: Must be titled after a Hallmark Movie Lyrics: i gotta wonder what you're doing here i gotta little too comfortable i think i guess we gotta little used to not running in running in running in each other now we've had a bit of time to stew to really soften us up and soak it all in i thought i had a lot to say to you but open my mouth and bite off the tip of my tongue REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLY REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLY NANANANANA what a pity that you brought a gun i really thought for a moment you were happy to see me now what a shame that i came prepared with a kev with a kev with a kevlar vest and then you ask me if i liked the taste of my freshly brewed polonium tea not as much as i like the sound of the boom of the bomb that has gone off right under your seat REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLY REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLY Hate is really just a feeling that we share I squeeze your hand just to check you are still there And I feel like squeeze back in the dark…

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S3E3: Caramel Party 32:26

منذ 18 weeks32:26

32:26

There's a Caramel Party happening in the Jam McCabin. On Episode 3 we're talking pranks and making two new tunes. Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule! If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us! Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow us on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ , etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends! -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -- Prompt: "Unframed Photographs" ----Bug's Song----- Title: After The Fact Additional Challenge: CAR/MALL/PARTY Lyrics: Its a tough day for the home team moving furniture is easy, its the personal stuff that worries me cause cleaning out your parents house is not how I imagined while it looks like packing boxes up and sweepin out the cabinets its another introduction to who you thought you knew a one-way heart to heart that's hard enough to make it through without the pictures up in frames on the walls of your office a collection hand-selected to be handsome and flawless I never saw the box of polaroids you'd forgotten packed away inside a cabinet in the back of your garage there's your first car with the hood popped here's you at a party with my uncle in a headlock some candids of you camping, this one had to be from prom its strange to see your arm around someone who isn't mom I never knew that you knew Marty since you were in second grade In my head you met at work but now I don't know where that came from A bunch of big assumptions never challenged while I could A side I never saw because I thought I understood None of it was fiction but I learned after the fact I'm mad you never told me but I'm madder I didn't ask and all the pictures up in frames on the walls of your office a collection hand-selected to be handsome and flawless I never saw the box of polaroids you'd forgotten packed away inside a cabinet in the back of your garage And Now I know you better than I ever have And it's nice to meet you after the fact And Now I know you better than I ever have And it's nice to meet you after the fact ---- Matt's Song ----- Title: Pull You Below Additional Challenge: PRANK! Lyrics: You turned all the clocks back by 15 minutes a day Til I felt like I was drowning just by being awake You switched out all the lightbulbs Til I couldn't even see my hands There was a photograph beside my bed Of you and me but I don't recognise it Whispers and laughing out in the hallway There was a time I think But I'm not sure You called me by another name Where did I go Pull me below Under the water I might be lost For now, but I'm clawing My way from hell to your door You can't even look me Dead in the eyes So you won't see the lights coming on So turn all of the clocks back by 15 minutes a day I'm quietly counting the seconds away Switch out all of the lightbulbs Fill the house with shadow There was a photograph beside my bed Of you and me and I'm coming to get it Something is moving out in the hallway There was a time our love Was strong enough To raise me from the dead Where will you go When I pull you below Under the water…

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S3E2: Socks Around My Ankles 34:56

منذ 20 weeks34:56

34:56

We're just trying to make a difference over here in the Jam McCabin, so grab some Popcorn and get ready to be Complimented Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule! If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us! Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow us on ⁠Instagram⁠ , ⁠YouTube⁠ , etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends! -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -- Prompt: "One (K)night's difference" ----Bug's Song----- Title: Fix Itself Additional Challenge: A compliment Lyrics: I said "I dunno, doc" as I sat up on the table my shirt off, thankful just my socks around my ankles I've had no luck with proper diagnosis my internet doctor just sent some shrug emojis and so she jots down a note, this'll do the trick get back to your old self quick But I'm stubborn and a skeptic but this doctor won't accept it She says "Take This and Call me in the morning" so I shake it and I say I can't afford it but she insists and writes me a prescription so I throw it in the cabinet with the other dozen pills that I've ignored and sorta hope that it'll magically fix itself now its been 6 months so I come in for a check-up She asks about my regimen and so I have to fess up The bottle is still intact and my motivation's weaker than a childproof cap This calls for a higher dose, you're so easy to diagnose You're just stubborn and a skeptic and this doctor won't accept it Take This and Call me in the morning I make a play to ask about the side-effects and warnings she evades this and writes me a prescription and walks me to the pharmacy and watches as I pay and leave and wonders if I still believe that this'll all fix itself So I'm standing in the bathroom, bottle on the windowsill hyping up myself 'cause I've never liked taking pills I pop the top and to my surprise there's nothing but a note inside It says: Take this, and call me in the morning I love you and you're handsome and important and I want you to feel like you're accepted so I wrote you my love as a prescription So I take it, and call you in the morning my heart aching from the way that you support me and sometimes I get down, and afraid to ask for help But I know it won't fix itself ---- Matt's Song ----- Title: The Other Boys Additional Challenge: Must use the word "POPCORN" Lyrics: Popcorn Now I have your attention I got a two minute pitch and I'd like you to listen So you've been putting up with suitors for a week now and These losers can't do any of the cool shit I can I don't have money, I don't have fame Or blue blood flowing in my veins But excuse me Princess I'm not like the other boys Dragon Yeah that was me in the yard Drove a 12 foot polearm through it's burning heart You probably couldn't tell with my helmet askew But as the beast fell baby I was winking at you And the wizard in the hills who was raising the dead I cut him a deal before I cut off his head A hundred strong choir of your bloodline past Singing love songs at your window I don't have land, or military might I don't have anyone to hold in the night Excuse me Princess I'm not like the other boys They might have it all but you've still got a choice Power and blood, connections and coin Or me and whatever I've got going on I don't want to scare you by coming on strong But I'd love you better than any of them No plot of the devil or creation of men Could touch you when I am there at your side And I don't have money, I don't have fame Or blue blood flowing through my veins But excuse me Princess I'm not like the other boys…

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S3E1: That's My Little Puppy Dog! 35:24

منذ 22 weeks35:24

35:24

AND WE ARE BACK! Season 3 kicks off with Bug and Matt catching up on their names, their goals, and of course, their favorite party tricks. Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to DeepBlueInk for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule! If you'd like downloadable files for this episode (and the demos we showed off), ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠ and follow us on Instagram , YouTube , etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -- Prompt: "Not Guilty Anymore" ----Bug's Song----- Title: Guilty Verdict Additional Challenge: "Party Trick" Lyrics: Congratulations Gimme your hand and let me shake it A signature is all it takes, an engraving on the dotted line and then you've made it Turn on the news, kid Everyone's got their eyes on you, kid You'll get the credit for producing this, in truth, all I did was introduce it... the rest is you, kid You took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard it that shit hit me like a guilty verdict Good news, you tell me I deserve it but I didn't earn it, I didn't earn this So have your way, then I'll take the money and the fame, then This is what happens when you're waiting on your break and no one tells you when to say "when" And if I lose it I have no way to reproduce it Just watch me crawling back to you, sit back I'll ask for second chances you'll refuse it The rest was you, kid You took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard it that shit hit me like a guilty verdict Good news, you tell me I deserve it but I didn't earn it, I didn't earn this I made a deal with the devil I meant what I said when I said I'd do anything Didn't think we'd make it as far we did armed with our party tricks, all that we're carrying I made a deal with the devil I meant what I said when I said I'd do anything Too late for take-backs or arguments once you have started it, take it and bury it You took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard it that shit hit me like a guilty verdict Good news, you tell me I deserve it but I didn't earn it, I didn't earn this ---- Matt's Song ----- Title: Pardon Me Additional Challenge: Last Line == First Line Lyrics: I went and did some things that I shouldn't have done (I guess) I got a little carried away Everybody's done it, got their gun and gone to congress Tried to overthrow democracy Don't act like it's a big deal It was just a party baby, hardly anybody was killed Treason isn't treason when you do it badly So how about a solid from daddy Pardon me Pardon me I won't ever do it again Probably I mean no guarantees Yes I learned my lesson, I guess you'll always pardon me Say good boy and pat my bum That was just a goof, a gaffe, a blunder, and a good dry run I swear that I will love and serve, honour and obey thee So How's about a favour for baby Pardon me Pardon me I won't ever do it again Probably I mean no guarantees Yes I learned my lesson, I guess The best defense is a president Who let's us get away with whatever we please Pardon me I went and did some things that I shouldn't have done…

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S2: Retrospective 52:38

منذ 27 weeks52:38

52:38

WOO-WOO, Season 2! Better late than never, Bug and Matt finally take a look back on all the things we loved about our 2nd season. We take audience questions, get mad about a few songs getting wrecked in our poll, and open ourselves up to show you exactly how far we've come! Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode.If you'd like downloadable files for this episode (and the demos we showed off), ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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S2E10: The Troppelganger 40:02

منذ 43 weeks40:02

40:02

The last proper episode of Season 2 goes back to the beginning. We get DeepBlueInk back in the Jam McCabin -- who doesn't love a good second chance?? Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -- SPOILERS BELOW -- --- Challenge: "A second chance you don't deserve" --- BUG'S SONG Title: The Lighthouse Lyrics: On the tip of the island they left him to linger in a lighthouse that clung to the cliff by its fingers no comfort or company close to this coast where he dwelled like a Gargoyle, guarding his post They caught me red-handed, prepared my last meal then gave me an out -- I took the deal Stick to my station, keep my patrol my only condition: don't hurt a soul A hundred years pass me with no chance to slip then on the darkened horizon -- I spotted a ship With the darkness consuming, I lit up their path there's only one route through all the rocks and the crags I carved out a chance through the maze in the sea leading the ship up to rest on the beach The pilgrims abandoned their ship until dawn but the tide never sleeps, when they woke it was gone Without a ship to sail, the sailors advanced to the valley below where they set up their camps the timber was scarce here, which begged them to ask: Do we use them for shelter or use them for rafts? I watched from the ridge, an unreachable witness A fly on the wall with a spider's ambitions didn't surprise me at all that the first thing they did was divide into camps, their first building: a prison They dream of rescue, bless their hearts I've watched them build and tear apart Must now be years since they arrived why must the heartless all survive? Their children only know this place They know I'm here but not my face I pray they never seek me out Oh God, the stores I could tell They're not to blame, I wish them well Oh God, the stories I could tell Years on the island have settled the score The village below me is violent no more Then out of the sunset appears a new ship My heart begins beating -- I have to act quick with only one hope to correct for the night I leapt to my senses and smashed out the light By the light of the morning, there wasn't a sign of the wreckage that washed away deep in the night I swore to my captors I'd harm no one else but not doing harm doesn't mean that I'll help cause I've kissed the devil and can't be coerced of all God's creations, this is the worst with the lighthouse abandoned, I start to descend you can find me among all the souls I've condemned ------------ MATT'S SONG Title: Orchids Lyrics: I watch us from the dark garden Through the living room windows We are dancing You are laughing Revelling in the novelty Of my abandon This is new, you think, I see Your frown encroaches on your smile Or very old, you think But the worry's just a weed We spin around the room I am rooted in the flowerbed And you are crying laughing now And I'm just trying not to trample on the orchids Midnight it begins to rain I pull my jacket closer And you are snuggled on the couch with me and dozing Visibly relieved And I'm relieved as well, in my way I try to catch my eye But there's just no getting through to me This is Good, I think Hiding From the lights of passing cars If I can't live it Well I guess I'll watch it from afar You are warm and you are happy You are safe inside with me And I'm just trying I'm just trying not to trample on the orchids And as you sleep I watch me blinking In the television light And maybe get a little taller A little younger round the eyes This is new, I think Or something very very old But the worry's just a weed And I retreat into the cold This is good, I think In a way, a second start And if I can't live it Well I guess I'll watch it from afar You are warm and you are happy You are safe, at least I hope And I'm just trying I'm just trying I'm just trying Not to trample on the orchids…

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S2E9: Void Tuesday 45:30

منذ 45 weeks45:30

45:30

On Episode Nine, Matt continues being Home Alone 2: Lost in New York and targets the most famous New York M&M vendor. ⁠⁠Heather Edgley⁠⁠ joins us to get us thinking objectively! Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -- ----------------- Challenge: "From the perspective of an inanimate object" ----------------- BUG'S SONG Title: Sammy Lyrics: I am Sensitive, I know I get riled up at the smallest things and start screaming at the top of my lungs I am working on it but my job is very stressful Holy shit is that a frozen pizza? Time to cry my eyes out, out of my mind with self-doubt doubt you could live without me me? I defend you proudly cause I'm your last protector Hi, my name is Sammy, I'm your over-sensitive smoke detector Any locality may by ordinance require that smoke alarms be installed in any building containing one or more dwelling units in accordance with the uniform statewide building code in other words: you need me I know you're all frustrated by my beeping but where there's smoke, there's fire so where there might be smoke there MIGHT be fire ok I'll work on it but you've cooked that egg for 20 seconds!!! Time to cry my eyes out, out of my mind with self-doubt doubt you could live without me, me? I defend you proudly I am your last protector Hi, my name is Sammy, I'm your over-sensitive smoke detector They say when God opens a door he must also open a door on the other side of the room just one door will not stop me from yelling That's just how airflow works that's just a little physics tip for you inside a song inside a music podcast but to calm me down... I just need... HER Celia, Celia, Twirl for me love no concealing how I'm feeling when I watch from above Celia, Celia, this never gets old they've learned to turn you on first before they look at the stove Celia, Celia... the Ceiling Fan Celia, Celia... the Ceiling Fan (They're making bacon and I can't even fake a beep-beep because of you, Celia) (It may be my low battery that's talking they ain't changing me 'till Autumn, Oh Celia) (Learn good habits, change those batteries on daylight saving time, for realia) (and while you're at it change your air filters too, basic home maintenance, celia) ----------------- MATT'S SONG Title: No Visitors Lyrics: no one visits me here but you i wish i could give you a little something in return under the silt, rocks and pillars of breezeblocks i was a queen once just like you in a temple on top of a hill on the rim of the woods and you want ask me something i can tell yeah i used to tell them stories in the vapour choking air and they kept me round because i told them what they want to hear now i call it like i see it so they took my crown away and i don't talk that much anymore these days cause no one visits me here but you no one visits me here but you tell me what do you see in me nobody's looked at me like you look at me for apollo knows how long i thought i needed fable and theatre for you trust me much at all but i guess a temple is wherever you go to find your god and you want to ask me something i can tell you don't need to keep your worries to yourself…

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S2E8: Papers From The Mayor 34:38

منذ 47 weeks34:38

34:38

On Episode Eight, our heroes get mentally prepared for the long road ahead. Robert Evans from Behind The Bastards gives us a prompt that make us one with the road, and Matt moves to Times Square. Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠ -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -- ----------------- Challenge: "Driving so long you become one with the road" ----------------- BUG'S SONG Title: On The Morning Commute Lyrics: On the Morning Commute Sing along with the tune I can throw on a podcast, a radio broadcast all the things I can do on the morning commute The beginning of the day is easy, I have a list of tasks to do Get up, brush teeth, make toast, eat toast, make bed, don't eat bed get dressed (required), comb hair (that one is optional) plenty of structure... and likewise my work day is a breeze between meetings that should have been emails and emails that protect me from meetings I am stimulated all day, left and right and from every corner of my cubicle, a beautiful hectic chaos that keeps my mind racing and taken up with TODO's but its that half hour in between... that damn morning commute Sing along with the tune I can throw on a podcast, a radio broadcast all the things I can do on the morning commute You know, we don't use what scientists call our "Active" brain when we drive? It's why we can hold conversations with passengers (or illegally as I found out, on cell phones) or completely space out and realize 10 minutes and 12 miles down the road And thats where you find me. Nowhere to run. Can't even use my hands to defend myself No amount of NPR or Arianna Grande can drown you out no crosswords to keep my attention locked down, and you know it You say "haha! your melatonin might've saved you last night, but you're legally locked into conciousness now, 30 minutes locked in a Mazda with nothing to properly stop ya, so you should buckle up bud, I've come here to haunt ya So I snuck out last night and went to town like the Grinch of Suburbia Climbing every traffic light and shaking the red and yellow glitter out of each one, flipping every stop sign around to it's "Go-Side", a couple well-place cones and now we have TWO northbound freeways and everyone else going south can just use waze or something Because I am getting this over with I painted over all the lane dividers on the way to work and had enough black paint leftover to paint a tunnel on a cliff as a shortcut to shave off another seven minutes... funny, isn't it? It took a drive to make me learn my limits ----------------- MATT'S SONG Title: White Line Lyrics: low fuel light's been on for days i haven't seen another car since i passed petrol station must have a week or more i punched in your address but i don't think i remember you objects in the mirror disappear as they slip out of view i haven't stopped the car in so long i can't even tell leave it long enough you turn in to somebody else…

مرحبًا بك في مشغل أف ام!

يقوم برنامج مشغل أف أم بمسح الويب للحصول على بودكاست عالية الجودة لتستمتع بها الآن. إنه أفضل تطبيق بودكاست ويعمل على أجهزة اندرويد والأيفون والويب. قم بالتسجيل لمزامنة الاشتراكات عبر الأجهزة.