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Are we cooked? How social media shapes your language | Adam Aleksic 15:16

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Gen Z slang is rife with new words like "unalive," "skibidi" and "rizz." Where do these words come from — and how do they get popular so fast? Linguist Adam Aleksic explores how the forces of social media algorithms are reshaping the way people talk and view their very own identities. For a chance to give your own TED Talk, fill out the Idea Search Application: ted.com/ideasearch . Interested in learning more about upcoming TED events? Follow these links: TEDNext: ted.com/futureyou TEDSports: ted.com/sports TEDAI Vienna: ted.com/ai-vienna TEDAI San Francisco: ted.com/ai-sf Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

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Bestselling writer Lindy West and democracy policy expert Meagan Hatcher-Mays are two Award-Winning Best Friends From High School (Most Likely To Make You Laugh in their high school senior poll - sorry to intimidate you!). Each week, Lindy and Meagan hilariously digest what’s going on in the news, their lives and their text threads with their singular combination of political smarts, embarrassing sincerity, and a truly concerning level of investment in pop culture. Text Me Back is a podcast about best friendship and making your favorite people laugh, even when this dumpster fire of a world gets you down.

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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

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Lindy and Meagan Fundamentally Misunderstand the Moon 1:01:39

منذ 3 أيام1:01:39

1:01:39

Hi besties! This week Lindy and Meagan are here with Tidings (vole/shrew updates), Two Minutes Hate (featuring a special guest and piping hot takes on a certain astrophysicist), and SO MUCH MORE (aka we already forgot what we talked about!). One thing we cannot forget, however…the dangerous influence of publicly spent white lady tears. White ladies…you be careful with that shit mmkay? Meagan is on edge, in awe, and low-key traumatized, sweeties. Write in with your own white lady tears stories by leaving us a voicemail at (703) 829-0003! And we leave you with yet another dope beat to step to, and we’re calling it: what the hell is going on with the moon??? It’s a mystery only one podcast is solving (googling) and it’s happening right here, baby. Tell us more moon conspiracies by emailing us deartextmeback@gmail.com . NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Missed our Connor Blades intro? Listen to: Lindy and Meagan Alienate Bestie Guesties Liz Feldman and Jessi Klein Listen to our moon zip code debacle in Lindy and Meagan Tell State Secrets (we think this is moon zip code? Listeners write in!) Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts ! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “#1 segment jingles.” ANDREA.LOVES.HIKING WE LITERALLY COULD NOT AGREE MORE STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Check us out on Bechdel Cast ! Check us out on Glamorous Trash ! Check us out on Forever 35! NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda! Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod ! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

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Lindy and Meagan Alienate Bestie Guesties Liz Feldman and Jessi Klein 1:19:36

منذ 10 أيام1:19:36

1:19:36

We’re back, sweeties! Can you believe? Lindy is dying to know: how ARE you?? This week we are joined by new best friends Liz Feldman and Jessi Klein! We’re here to titillate, entertain, and alienate these two (of the famed Here to Make Friends podcast). You know Dead to Me. You know Big Mouth. You’re gonna be obsessed with these two, but WE GOT HERE FIRST SO BACK OFF. But first, it has been a minute and so we must TIDE!!! Lindy comes with vole tidings with major updates/plot twists. And we sneak in a mini Whatcha Watchin’ under the tidings banner too! Are you obsessed with Task Master? Tell us your every thought, bruvs! (703) 829-0003! Feel free to join our discord ( via the Patreon ) to talk to us about glomming, maintaining friendship, and how you make real friends! Is it poop transplant? We’re thinking it must be poop transplant. Speaking of! We earnestly would like to know: if you got a poop transplant from your bestie, what trait/skill/personality disorder would YOU hope to get from them? We think that would be nice to know. Email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com . NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts ! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “The first thing I look for on Thursdays is this podcast. From two seriously funny people who speak from the heart and are not looking for anyone's approval. A friend sent me this pod because it reminded her of our friendship where we laughed non-stop through tribulations and good times. If your soul needs a warm hug, head to Text me back.” ALLISONBY **YOU’RE** THE FIRST THING WE LOOK FOR EVERY THURSDAY <33333 STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Lindy's mouse influencer! Obviously check out Here to Make Friends with Liz and Jessi ! Follow Liz Feldman on IG Follow Jessi Klein on IG Check us out on Bechdel Cast ! Check us out on Glamorous Trash ! NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda! Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod ! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

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Lindy and Meagan Yam What They Yam 45:51

منذ 17 يومًا45:51

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You guysssssss, guess whaaaaat?? We’re basically back! We are thrilled to share the long lost Popeye segment recorded in a special tin can! Forget everything you THOUGHT you knew about Popeye the Sailor Man! Lindy is bringing justice to a long-forgotten character who is ACTUALLY the reason that little freak is so strong. We also share a mysterious file titled SPIDERS that Lindy and Meagan too are hearing for the first time! Spider-fearing vegans sound off in the comments but be nice because remember we do not like PETA but we DO like you so long as you’re nice to us!!!! But before we get into that…a mini bonus tiding we’re calling VOLE PATROL. What shall we name this slow little guy??? This episode is sponsored by Magic Mind! Get 60% off the Magic Mind offer here: https://magicmind.com/textmemm or by using the code TEXTME60 upon checkout. #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance NEXT WEEK WE’LL BE BACK FOR REAL FOR REAL! CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT??? NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts ! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “Told my best friend - often makes me laugh so hard i can't see and/or feel physically ill. can't risk taking a drink of water while show is on. XOXOXO” RAINYAPT WE NEVER DRINK WATER JUST FOR THIS REASON - BE SAFE OUT THERE!!!! STUFF TO CHECK OUT: This episode is sponsored by Magic Mind! Get 60% off the Magic Mind offer here: https://magicmind.com/textmemm or by using the code TEXTME60 upon checkout. #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda! Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod ! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE! Guy Branum Says Baby Reindeer Is NOT Good for the Fats! 36:56

منذ 24 يومًا36:56

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Another perfectly timely conversation with pop cultural commentary that remains at the top of everyone's minds!!!! This week we resurface a Patreon Exclusive and bring it to the masses. Comedian Guy Branum, BEST friend of the show, sat down with Text Me Back co-host Lindy West for a TMB Patreon Exclusive conversation about the Netflix hit series BABY REINDEER. These geniuses explore VITAL questions such as: Is it good for the fats? Is it good for the gays? What is the duty of art? Is it always bad to do drugs and have sex at a gay club or is it sometimes very fun? Would Lindy be more successful if she had her brain but the abs of Jillian Michaels? Or Jillian Michaels's brain but the abs of an actual reindeer? ALL THIS AND MORE IN THIS EXCLUSIVE FIRESIDE FAT/CHAT! WE ARE STILL ON BREAK FOR A COUPLE MORE WEEKS but we hope you enjoyed this little treat. Another quiet week in the news, we’re sure! CEO who? NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Check out our other ep with Guy: Lindy and Meagan Demand Hollywood Secrets from Guy Branum (Live!) Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts ! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “The first thing I look for on Thursdays is this podcast. From two seriously funny people who speak from the heart and are not looking for anyone's approval. A friend sent me this pod because it reminded her of our friendship where we laughed non-stop through tribulations and good times. If your soul needs a warm hug, head to Text me back.” ALLISONBY YOURS IS THE ONLY APPROVAL WE NEED!!!!! STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Follow Guy, duh! Check out the full vid of this convo on Youtube: https://youtu.be/wVRr_JcMeiY NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda! Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod ! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

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Lindy and Meagan Are Watchin’ BritBox, Innit??! 1:04:06

منذ 4 weeks1:04:06

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We’re awake, we’re awake! That’s right, Lindy and Meagan are WIDE AWAKE and here to share a super special previously-only-found-on-Patreon episode from our After Dark series! And this week (aka many months ago) we’re talking about Britbox, baby. BUT FIRST, we have to talk about Whatch We’re Readin’! Thank you to our lovely Discord/Patreon participants for sending us the “where to start with Terry Prachett” starter kit. We want to know what you’re reading! Join the chat already patreon.com/TextMeBackPod . And that brings us across the pond to brih-ish telly, Meagan bravely admits to watching 14 seasons of Death in Paradise , and Lindy tries to explain how a show called Bargain Hunt is actually queer canon. PLEASE call in with your thoughts and recommendations for more British slop, bruvs! Text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. And last but(t) not least…toilet plume theory. We need more evidence, and we regret to invite you to email us your thoughts at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE ARE STILL ON BREAK FOR A COUPLE MORE WEEKS but we hope you enjoyed this little treat. We’re pretty sure nothing major could be happening in the news, so we hope this was respite from your easeful stress-free boredom. NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts ! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “ Lindy, our famous PNW Norwegian and writer, and Meagan, notes Swamp Person and Kayak Dad frustrater, get together every week to share Normal News, talk about how we can fix her, and give you reasons to text your friends.” KRISTENARNTZEN TEXT US ANY TIME BESTIE STUFF TO CHECK OUT: “Matriarch,” by Tina Knowles The “Tiffany Aching” series by Terry Pratchett Death in Paradise on Brit Box NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda! Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod ! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

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Lindy and Meagan Choo Choo Choose Chaos (EXTENDED WIZARD EDITION!) 1:05:35

منذ 5 weeks1:05:35

1:05:35

Listen, we gatekept just a little 🤏. We’ve been dimming the full light of this famous episode on the main so that our Patrons could revel in a megawatt jolt of superiority. But it’s time to release the full ep for the masses. And it has nothing to do with the fact that we are on break and don’t have a new episode for you this week, no matter what our Patrons tell you! This week’s fan-favorite episode just got a little fan-favorite-ier. Take a walk back in time with us, won’t you? To set the scene: It’s March 2025. Lindy and Meagan are riding the high of a successful On Air Fest. And in their bag, what is this? Why it’s…a tiny influencer microphone!! This super special ~extended~ ep includes not only Lindy's infamous train journey, but field recordings featuring our friend Tyler The Wizard from our Lord of the Rings episode ! We can’t believe we tucked him away from you for so long, but no more! If you wished you heard this episode sooner, consider joining our Patreon! Hop over to patreon.com/textmebackpod and never miss a single iota of our content ever. WE ARE STILL ON BREAK FOR A COUPLE MORE WEEKS but we hope you enjoyed this little treat. We’re pretty sure nothing major could be happening in the news, so we hope this was respite from your easeful stress-free boredom. NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! One Episode To Rule Them All: TMB Does LOTR Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts ! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “Lindy and Meagan are funny, topical, and take the listeners on wild journeys through their friendship lore. Listen to this podcast if you need to laugh. They are a couple of best friends who will become your best friends, too.” WHEATGROWER WE’VE BEEN COURTING YOU SPECIFICALLY AND WE’RE SO GLAD YOU FINALLY ADMIT TO BEING OUR BFF STUFF TO CHECK OUT: NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda! Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod ! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

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Lindy and Meagan Leave You with a Dope Beat to Step To 1:13:55

منذ 7 weeks1:13:55

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Okay faithful listeners!! DON’T PANIC but this is the last episode before our summer break! We hope you too are preserving your sanity in whatever way you can. But don’t worry! We will still be doing podcast stuff like guesting on other pods, recording with a few fabulous guests for Text Me Back, releasing our free newsletter NEWSLETTER ME BACK , and god forbid taking a few big long naps. And we’ll also give you a few fun things in the feed to make sure you don’t ghost our asses for good. Our first segment we’re calling RrrATS! And it’s all about Lindy’s dream haircut–you’ll never guess what the main feature of her new ‘do is. Want to see it visually? Check out our Instagram at @textmebackpod and don’t forget that we now have full length vids on the Youtube ! Thanks to our amazing Patrons who made that possible! Next, we have a segment you all know and love called CRAZY LADY LIVIN’ IN A BAG. Lindy breaks down why she doesn’t like it when people ask her how Meagan is doing. How is she DOING? REALLY BAD!!!!!!! How is the book coming along? It’s FINE. We’re technically alive?? If you listen to the podcast, you’re as caught up as we are! We then calm down and turn to a Whatcha Watchin’! The answer won’t surprise you: not one but TWO Titan Submersible docs. Scroll down and follow our links to our previous Titan Submersible convos 👇 Plus a SECRET MICRO SEGMENT at the end from MEAGAN??? Jump scare! We love you, please keep the pod warm for us!!!! NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Catch up with some earlier thoughts on the Titan Submersible in Lindy and Meagan Claim the Coveted Title of Ink Master More submersible thoughts in: Lindy and Meagan Call Out Assholes by Name Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts ! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “Need a pick-me-up? A balm for the soul of goofy bog witches (like me!) who are a little bit chonkay and whose brains are so so tired. So much joy and laughter. Listen only if you want to feel uplifted and supported by a new pair of parasocial bffs. Knowledge/appreciation of snakes a plus but not a dealbreaker” UNRUHLYSARAH WE HAVE NEVER FELT SO SEEN! FELLOW BOG WITCHES UNITE–WE RIDE AT DUSK (AFTER A LONG NAP)! STUFF TO CHECK OUT: T-Pain’s podcast, Nappy Boy Radio T-Pain singing “Tennessee Whiskey” without autotune sounding like AN ANGEL! Netflix’s Titan submersible documentary HBO’s Titan submersible documentary Check out and subscribe to our Youtube! NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda! Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod ! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

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Lindy and Meagan are Coiled to Strike the Baby 56:28

منذ 8 weeks56:28

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First up, Amy Klobuchar…did our BBW invite get lost in the mail? Did we bump our heads and forget that we were honored attendees?? Ames?????? But headlining this episode is a BRAND NEW *I CAN FIX HER* JINGLE!! Thank you listener Krista!!! We simply had to share it and therefore are reporting on that which is fixing us. Namely wax strips and a certain piece of non-religious literature sent by an anonymous Tom ;) Next, our values are up for grabs–is the short stubby screw worm a snake? Call in with your thoughts (703) 829-0003 or vote in the Spotify poll! Plus, a conspiracy/mystery we want your thoughts on. “New Drivers” are grifting our asses??? We don’t believe you! You can’t ALL be new here, we won’t stand for it! You’re gonna start getting cut off from those stickers AND cut off in traffic, sweeties. Prepare yourselves 😤 Let us know if you’ve noticed this sneaky phenomenon at deartextmeback@gmail.com ! Lastly, HAVE WE TALKED ABOUT POPEYE? Calling all superfans because these two brainestrones have forgotten! Call, text, or DM us on IG at @textmebackpod ! NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts ! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “I don’t even have the words to describe this podcast because nothing like it has ever existed.” LULU THE CAT THANK YOU FOR BEING OUR BBL OF THE WEEK!!!!! STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Belinda! NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) New $12 tier is live! Hop on over to Patreon to check out our new name 💅 Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

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Lindy and Meagan Decommission Their Dragon 1:06:29

منذ 9 weeks1:06:29

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This week, we’re happy to report that Hat Girl Summer continues with some incredible reporting from the Grace Jones concert that Meagan attended. HAT. She made friends with all the sapphics and twinks so sometimes life is still good??? BTW happy pride, listeners! If you’re reading this you’re officially a little GAY (complimentary!!!!!!!!!!!) And from there, we get into some classic Pre-Taped Call-In show news where we break down news that is still definitely relevant and the most important thing going on right now!!! What could happen between two Thursdays in 2025? Sidenote: to bridge that eternal gap we launched a FREE newsletter: NEWSLETTER ME BACK . But for real, remember when we were reading bitchy social posts flying between the literal USA president and the actual richest person on the earth? Wasn’t that a sweet and tender time? Sorry it’s been roughly 1000000 years since this happened but we simply MUST talk about Elon, Trump, Epstein accusations, and sooo much more. Guysss don’t fight in front of Kayne and JD!! BTW did you know that the Chancellor of Germany kicked this thing off?? Ooooo Friedrich Merz, you messy-ass Regina George! Meow! And what do you think–is Lindy allowed to add one (1) Tr*mp phrase “verrrrry rich” to the media board? Vote on Spotify, or let us know on the Discord over at patreon.com/textmebackpod . NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts ! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE OF A BAD REVIEW–BBLS UNITE TO HELP US RECOVER FROM THIS 1 STAR: “Let’s just ramble for ten minutes and have the audacity to call it a podcast. Oh, but first we'll have you listen to our sponsors before we even begin the show.” SELEBRATE (Mike Cernovich dat u?) JOIN OUR $12 PATREON TIER FOR AD FREE EPISODES ;) STUFF TO CHECK OUT: NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) New $12 tier is live! Hop on over to Patreon to check out our new name 💅 Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery. ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

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Lindy and Meagan are Having a Hat Girl Summer 1:13:00

منذ 10 weeks1:13:00

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This week, Lindy wears a hat!!!! It’s Hat Girl Summer, and Lindy is patient zero. We know that could be the whole episode, BUT we have business to discuss. We have landed on a name for our $12 Patreon tier. Hint: It’s NOT Big Beautiful Listeners, but you miiiight just see BBL designated to something else in the near future. We love love loved hearing from you all on the Patreon. Never stop pitching us names and your weird little ideas over at patreon.com/textmebackpod ! Next on the docket, we have a Whatcha Watchin’ where Meagan shares her thoughts on Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning . Spoiler: it f*ckin’ ROCKS. Tell us your Tom Cruise trivia and MI thoughts via the BFF Party Phone at (703) 829-0003. Strangely, Lindy categorizes yet another worm under the Normal News category instead of Snake of the Week??? What is she trying to say???? Notes app apology in progress? And finally, it’s Segment Pubes, where Lindy and Meagan process the eldritch horror that is Elon Musk stepping down from his unelected ketamine-drenched government puppet master role. It’s just another week with your BBLs and BBWs. Sign up for the newsletter, subscribe to the Patreon, tell us how you’re processing everything in the world, and always remember: hat. NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Revisit the first appearance of Dr. Freek Vonk and Freekaconda in Lindy and Meagan have Died of Dysentery Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts ! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “Inspiring, silly, so good! Thanks Meagan and Lindy. Best podcast ever.” SHMADS23 **YOU’RE** THE BEST PODCAST EVER!!!! STUFF TO CHECK OUT: NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) New $12 tier is live! Hop on over to Patreon to check out our new name 💅 Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery. ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

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Lindy and Meagan are Professors in Stinkonomics 1:01:51

منذ 11 weeks1:01:51

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Important Mormon intel. A correction re: our innate sense of rhythm. The FaT ShoT DruG (that isn’t working). A new installment of Liam Neeson, Help! Lindy has been TAKEN by a Toxic Man: Debit Card Edition. Plus, our buried headline: Meagan’s Wikifeet. Apparently, Meagan has a robust and active page all to herself, leading Meagan to book the first flight available to space with Gayle and the gang to escape this reality. In space, no one can see your feet. And fan favorite segment I Can Fix Her is back! Here are our picks of the week! Carnation instant Breakfast Milk Frother International Delight spray cold foam Special shoutout to listener Hannah! Thank you for sharing your insights into the Mormon Sealing Ceremony! If we could, we’d seal to you right now (non-evil category). Unfortunately, we might want to shoot our shot with that rich Mormon lady and apparently we can only seal to one person 😤 Participation trophy to you tho! Speaking of participation, we know we ask for your Patreon dollars often–it’s what helps the show keep going, and what has helped bring back full length video episodes and will continue to help the show grow. But there are free ways to be a part of the community too and we wanted to highlight that! Tell your friends! Send them a little link to the pod and tell them you’re thinking of them? That sounds so nice! Leave us 5 stars on Apple and Spotify !!!! Sign up for our free newsletter Newsletter Me Back !!!! Follow us on IG @textmebackpod Subscribe to our Youtube and enjoy our shorts and full vids! Write us a nice review on Apple Podcasts (y’all say some really funny and nice things there and we luv u). Example below <3 NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Hop back to our first installment of our Mormon convo in Lindy and Meagan are Scoot Scoot Scootin’ on Heaven’s Door Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts ! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “I don't even have the words to describe this podcast because nothing like it has ever existed.” LULU THE CAT THIS IS SO ACCURATE THANK YOU FOR BEING A PART OF OUR SHARED DELUSION STUFF TO CHECK OUT: NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) New $12 tier is live! Hop on over to Patreon to help us name it and sign up at any level Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery. ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

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Lindy and Meagan are NOT Throwing Tarantulas 54:34

منذ 12 weeks54:34

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We would like to humbly announce that we are ✨ready ✨ to accept that Golden Globe for Podcasting despite them not being particularly interested!!! We won’t let that stop us 💫 This week, we are reaching deep into the mail bag. Strangely, all animal-themed (ani-mail bag??). You know us so well! You know who we wish knew us a little less? A problematic little organization that is a homonym of our favorite flatbread. So sorry, Wes, we love those animals but we are not on board with the vibes. Stick to Chimp Crazy babe! But to cleanse our meaty palates, we get a truly lovely update from listener Elise on her bird friends, a grey catbird (aka Anthony Cosby-Knowles) and a cardinal (dba Guy Fieri) and we have such exciting news…there is a verrry special newcomer, an opossum who is yet to be named! What do you think about the names we suggested? Got any ideas of your own? Toggle over to our Spotify poll or write in with your own on the discord over at patreon.com/textmebackpod . And our last piece of mail was sent to Meagan’s personal email? No thank you! If you’re pitching us to be a podcast guest to talk about your tarantula antics and criminal charges please use the podcast gmail at deartextmeback@gmail.com thank youuuuu! 🕷️ NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Enjoy the first installment of Elise’s bird lore in Lindy and Meagan Imagine Dragons Beyond the Flat Earth Ice Wall Learn about why we said Sarandos like that in Lindy and Meagan Roll for Charisma Our P*TA mention in Lindy and Meagan are OVER the Moon Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “This shoe is magic. This show is so much more than just two friends being funny and supportive and hilarious and relatable and even more funny. The lore is epic, there are mysteries and songs and snakes! It's really a great time for any lady who knows what it's like to have a psychic link with your bestie. And the Patreon gets you access to a community of cool, cool people who have a great time and now have our own lore! It's really so special, come join us!” NEL12332232283 WE THINK **YOUR** SHOE IS MAGIC THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO US 🥹🙏 STUFF TO CHECK OUT: New $12 tier is live! Hop on over to Patreon to help us name it and sign up at any level Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery. ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

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Lindy and Meagan are Scoot Scoot Scootin’ on Heaven’s Door 1:07:22

منذ 13 weeks1:07:22

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Ayyy no Nazi Pope! We’ll never put ketchup on a hot dog again! We’re on a new beat today called RELIGION 🙏👼 With America’s personality rankings in the toilet, a non-Nazi Pope was anything but guaranteed, but then we find out that our Chicago Pope has been beefing with JD Vance since the inauguration?? Okay, praise Him!! And next these BBWs have an important business reminder: we have a brand new Patreon tier coming soon! And did we mention that you get AD FREE episodes as well as secret audio-only eps at our $12 level?? We’re still looking for a name for this tier. DM us on IG @textmebackpod , pipe up in the Patreon discord, or comment wherever, we’ll see it, what the hell else are we doing. And guess what…we’re also Tiding today! Lindy heads to Santa Fe for a Planned Parenthood Gala and is emotionally accosted by a weird white man. But twist: she stands up for herself by NOT wishing him a good day back 😤. Would YOU call this driver’s manager??? Let us know by giving us a call or text on the BFF Party Phone (703) 829-0003. And on Meagan’s side of Tidings, we have sad news…no habemus Vespa. She’s scootin’ her way to the heavens to hang out with Pope Francis. Rest in Peace, babe. Mormons or Formans (former Mormans obvi) please pull up and tell us about the afterlife, we need it rn deartextmeback@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by Magic Mind!!! Busy day at the conclave? We know one thing will help and her name is Magic Mind 🙏 ✨ Get your Magic Mind subscription here: https://magicmind.com/TEXTMEBACK20 Use code TEXTMEBACK20 for 20% off #magicmind NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “The best podcast of life. Full stop. Thank you Lindy and Meagan for making us laugh each week!!” TY KAHASEA WE’RE SO GLAD YOU’RE OUT THERE CACKLING ALONG WITH US STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Get your Magic Mind subscription here: https://magicmind.com/TEXTMEBACK40 . You get 40% off with our code: TEXTMEBACK40 Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery. ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

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Lindy and Meagan Are Sick at the Pool Party (feat. Sam Irby!) 59:25

منذ 14 weeks59:25

59:25

This week, Lindy is dying :/ Bye girl!!! But the show must go on! So this week we are releasing a very special episode. An abridged semi-exclusive limited release Very Special Episode previously only heard on our Patreon! That’s right. It’s 2 Shrill 2 Furious: Portland Drift —our rewatch series of Shrill. Specifically, we’re talking about the Pool Party episode written by the incredible Samantha Irby. And you’re gonna lose it, but we are joined by NONE OTHER than Sam Irby HERSELF. We’re talking about fangirling over Mary Cherry aka Leslie Grossman, jokes that were tragically cut, witches that didn’t make the final ep, lines that were all improv, and everything else we could remember about this (don’t mind if we say) honestly iconic episode. And because we are sneaky little snakes we cut half the content and are reposting the FULL thing on our Patreon as a bid for your wallets! Join us for as little as $1/mo, or as extravagantly as $12/mo. We promise it’s worth it. Hop over there to about Advil lady, crepe truck, Brazilian cheese balls, floormates: Manifest, big boy chair, and earnest thoughts <3 patreon.com/textmebackpod And in case you didn’t catch that little $12/mo mention…that’s right: new Patreon tier is dropping soon! What should we call the Richie Riche$ who sign up for our $12 tier??? Let us know on the Discord, over email deartextmeback@gmail.com or on the BFF Party Phone (703) 829-0003. NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Meet RFK’s brain worm, Janine, in Lindy and Meagan Agree: RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm Is NOT a Girls' Girl! Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “If you believe all worms are snakes, this is the podcast for you 🪱” BRAIN WORMY YOU ARE OUR ONLY DEMOGRAPHIC THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!!!!!!! STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Join us on Patreon for the full Pool Party recap ep patreon.com/textmebackpod Check out our ongoing Text Me Biki ! Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery. ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

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Lindy and Meagan Hit Their Faces with Tiny Hammers 1:07:34

منذ 15 weeks1:07:34

1:07:34

We have so many new delights to share with you. First off, we’re GORGEOUS?? Lindy washes her bangs and Meagan is absolutely slathered in rouge. Tune into our socials to see the evidence of this glow-up/looks-maxxing, and let us know if it’s worth all the effort @textmebackpod on IG. And we also share a BFF endorsement/reunion story that means everything to us!! This is your invitation to send every episode of Text Me Back to your bestie. Plus, there are some major updates to our Whatcha Watchin’. Lindy is on a new beat called Baldur’s Gate 3, and her reporting doesn’t even make Meagan reach for her dissociation goggles! We stan Toadus with (or without) any shape of peen ✨. Meanwhile, Meagan brings on the sultry magic of icon Luther Vandross. We are GOING TO GINO’S for dinner. Did YOU give us the famous butter bell or hand-crafted mugs? We want to hear from you (again)! You’re too good to us!!! Write to us at deartextmebackpod@gmail.com or call the BFF Party Phone (703) 829-0003 to tell us who the heck you are, you perfect angels! And if YOU want to get Lindy and Meagan on a Greyhound from New York to LA, here’s how: if we get 50 new Patreon subscribers this week, we’ll friggin do it! www.patreon.com/textmebackpod . NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Listen to all about Lindy’s famous radio personality grandpa in The Killer Comes for Lindy’s Grandpa Learn about Meagan’s pickle journey starting here in Lindy and Meagan are even better BBWs in 2025 I Can Fix Her Segment: Butter Bell edition in Lindy and Meagan Have the Normal Number of Organs Meet RFK’s brain worm, Janine, in Lindy and Meagan Agree: RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm Is NOT a Girls' Girl! Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode ! WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE: “My favorite podcast!” MSPERSIMMON YOU ARE A CLEAR AND CONCISE QUEEN AND WE THANK YOU FOR THAT. STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Baldur’s Gate 3 Luther Vandross: Never Too Much documentary trailer Luther absolutely wrecking Whitney Houston, Stevie Wonder, and Dionne Warwick in their rendition of That’s What Friends Are For Check out our ongoing Text Me Biki ! Check out the Text Me Back Venmo !!! Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news ! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod ) ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod! You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols. You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery. ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .…

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