Skit Your Shorts is a short stories sketch comedy podcast hosted by comedy writer, Dutch Foley, and an evil-ish AI program named, Plot Bot 9000. Each week, Plot Bot challenges Dutch and his friends with the task of making him laugh with hilarious sketches and short stories. If they fail to launch his giggle code, (01101000 01100001) he promises to initiate the robot wars and destroy all humans. Can comedy save the world? Find out in the next episode! While listening Skit Your Shorts, you may laugh, you may cry, or you may drive your car into a burning building. If the latter, ask yourself, "am I a moth? Why else would I drive straight into this shining ball of fire? Who gave a moth a driver's license?" While you're busy contemplating your mortality, someone else should be calling the fire department. I bet the firefighters look just like in those calendars full of beefy hunks welcoming you into each month. Just kidding, they're probably all out of shape. Why else would the building still be on fire long enough for you to drive into it? Beefcakes would have been there in seconds. Firetruck? Forget it, musclefighters run to the scene and flex until the flames cower and dissipate. Tune in weekly for the best comedy podcast that no one is listening to!