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The Final Flight of Captain Forrester | 1. The Mystery of Tiny 05 38:05

منذ 17 يومًا38:05

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In late 1972, U.S. Marine Captain Ron Forrester disappeared on a bombing run into North Vietnam. Back home in Texas, his family could only wait and hope. Audio subscribers to Texas Monthly can get early access to episodes of the series, plus exclusive interviews and audio. Visit texasmonthly.com/audio to join. Go to HelloFresh.com/FLIGHT10FM to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life.…

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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

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Mass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Urinate In the Shower? - Oui, Oui or Non, Non 23:01

منذ 3 أيام23:01

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The vitriol flows from Kraig and Jed like a warm golden stream, when they discuss the etiquette of shower pissing. Don't all these pipes go to the same place anyways? Isn't it bad hygiene to spray urine all over a communal space meant for cleanliness? Does the golden rule apply? Does the golden shower rule apply? If a golden shower takes place in the shower, do you still have to pay the hooker...er um, I mean let's listen to this week's Mass Debate and find out the answers!…

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Mass Debate: What is the Proper Way to Eat Pizza? - Fork or Fold 18:29

منذ 10 أيام18:29

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You like-a the pizza? Well do you even-a know-a what is the right-a way to-a eat-a the pizza? Meesa thinks-a it's mooey mooey big mistake to use a fork...what the hell, did my offensive Italian accent just turn into Gungan somehow? Oh well, listen to our good buddy Andy go toe to toe with Kraig about the proper way to eat your 'za!…

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Mass Debate: Who Was Really the Bad Guy in The Karate Kid? - Daniel or Johnny 26:38

منذ 17 يومًا26:38

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Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...er, well Jed and Kirk are karate fighting. Well I guess actually it's more like their fighting about karate. Will Kirk strike first? Will Jed strike hard? Will Kraig wax off in the corner using his own tears as lubricant?

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Mass Debate: Are We Living In Reality or a Simulation? 20:41

منذ 24 يومًا20:41

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Is our world just a simulation or are we merely moving from one plane of reality to another? Is the feeling of deja vu just a coincidence or is it a glitch in the matrix? If Jed hands Kraig an invisible spoon, does he prove that reality is real, or does he just confuse everyone in the room? Find out the answers to these questions and more...on this week's Mass Debate!…

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Mass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Pass Gas In Public? 15:26

منذ 4 weeks15:26

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Yikes! Kraig and Kirk are raising up a stink and blowing some hot air once again in this rip-roaring debate, that will leave you asking yourself that age old question: "If I fart in an elevator with an elderly woman inside and she subsequently dies from the aftermath, am I a murderer or just an asshole?"…

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Mass Debate: Who Reigns Supreme? - Drake V Kendrick 26:16

منذ 5 weeks26:16

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Wanna know what two middle-aged white dudes think of the epic battle between Drake and Kendrick Lamar? Well...nobody does, but we would appreciate you listening anyway.

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Mass Debate: Which is Best - Corner or Middle Piece of the Brownie? 19:21

منذ 6 weeks19:21

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Two chubby guys debate about which part of the brownie is better, but we all know that neither of these idiots is turning down any brownie that is offered to them.

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Mass Debate Classics: Are They Good or Do They Suck? - Nickelback 14:57

منذ 8 weeks14:57

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Kraig and Kirk debate a topic that has plagued mankind since 2001 - Is Nickelback good or do they suck ass? Obviously musical taste is subjective and no one should ever be ridiculed for liking and listening to music that speak to them on a personal level and fills their soul with wonder and whimsy, but... seriously have you heard this shit?…

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Mass Debate Classics: Boxers, Briefs, or Commando? - 3-Way Debate 21:42

منذ 8 weeks21:42

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Kraig, Jed, and Andy have a debate extravaganza with our first ever 3-way debate! Will Jed box out his contenders? Will Andy be able to keep his argument brief? Will Kraig be able to support his points with facts or will he flip-flop around? Let's take a look under the layers and see how things are swingin'!…

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Mass Debate Classics: Real or Fake? - Santa Claus 14:51

منذ 8 weeks14:51

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Two jolly men with beards debate the existence of another jolly man with a beard. It's like an enigma wrapped inside of a riddle, straddling a yule log! Will Kraig be able to melt Jed's grinch-like heart and make him believe in ol' Saint Nick, or will Jed hang Kraig's argument over the fireplace and fill it with coal? Roast some chestnuts, kick bag with a jug of nog, and listen to the sweet holiday sounds of two grown men arguing over nonsense.…

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Mass Debate Classics: Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? 16:37

منذ 8 weeks16:37

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Jed and Kirk get frank with one another in this classic debate topic that dares to ask the question "Is a hot dog a sandwich or is it some weird, mutant-like creature born of pork by-products and broken dreams?" Bon appetit!

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Mass Debate Classics: Who Would Win In a Fight - Gorilla or Bear? 20:44

منذ 8 weeks20:44

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The fur is gonna fly when Kirk and Jed debate which untamed beast would win in a knock down, drag out, no holds barred, zoo style cage match between a gorilla or a bear! The first rule of Animal Fight Club is "There are no rules"! Mainly because they're animals and the concept of rules is far beyond their brain's capability to comprehend.…

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Mass Debate Classics: Which is Best - Dogs or Cats? 14:57

منذ 8 weeks14:57

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Kraig struts around yappin' like a vicious junkyard dog, and Kirk weaves like an alley cat, half asleep, hungry, and waiting to pounce! When these two debate, the claws come out and the teeth start gnashing!

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Mass Debate Classics: Which is Better - Green vs Blue? 20:33

منذ 8 weeks20:33

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Our old pal Congressman Andy stops by for Earth Day, and he debates until he is blue in the face and Jed turns green with envy. Which color will be live up to the hype and be crowned king of the crayon box?

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Mass Debate Classics: Should Dog Pants Have 2 or 4 Legs? 15:04

منذ 8 weeks15:04

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Kraig and Jed debate the proper number of leg hole's on canine apparel. Yes, seriously.

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Mass Debate Classics: Should Toilet Paper Hang Over or Under? 17:37

منذ 8 weeks17:37

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Kirk and Kraig try to wipe each other off the map with this debate for the ages. Do you let your toilet paper hang over like a glorious, majestic waterfall or are you an idiot? Let us know in the comments!

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Bateman Returns for the 3-Way Debate, Man! 1:13:27

منذ 28 weeks1:13:27

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The season 2 finale is here, and the BPM Crew welcome back their ol' pal Andy! Games will be played. Debates will be had. Feelings will be shared. We'll laugh, we'll cry...well, we'll laugh at Jed crying mostly. On this episode: Wheel of Propaganda - Round and round it goes. Where it stops...well, it's gonna be madness no matter what. Listen as the BPM gents try their hand at a little snake oil salesmanship to see whose propaganda game is top shelf Mass Debate - In the first ever 3-way debate, the BPM Crew try to determine the best way to support your meat and potatoes while your out gallivanting around town. Will it be boxers, briefs, or commando? Taste the Crew - So, you want to get to know the crew a little bit better do ya? Well close your eyes, open wide, and stick out your tongue! What is that intoxicating, funky flavor? That's the crew. You may want to use some mouthwash after this…

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I Paid For My Deep Dish and All I Got Was a Nickleback 45:36

منذ 29 weeks45:36

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Here we go, here we go, here we go again! The infamous Episode 7 has finally arrived, so get ready to take a wild ride, guided by three suave, mysterious strangers that will have your funny bone playing tug-of-war with your heart. Yes I realize this is getting weird now. Also, please read the first line of this paragraph in the style of "Shoop" by Salt-N-Pepa, in case that reference wasn't clear Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us Mass Debate - Is Nickleback a great band....or the greatest band? Is this a riddle wrapped in a paradox? Listen as Kraig and Kirk debate the merits of one of the most polarizing bands to ever grace a Spider-Man soundtrack Drink the Water - In this Windy City edition, the crew discusses some of Chicago's most notable food options, with only a touch of ignorance and a certain magical way of describing a long and proud food culture, that will certainly delight any native Chicagoan to their sausage-loving hearts…

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Wheel Reinvented: My Dinner with Kraig 1:00:54

منذ 31 weeks1:00:54

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Holy hell, here we go again! Ha ha haa! Yes. Yes. On this episode: Props to Blank - Your going to hear some interesting stories, being told by some very intriguing fellas. Opinions will be bandied about. Chaos will ensue Probing Deep Inside - When you start rooting around inside of Kraig, you will find some dark and disturbing shit. And if you lube up first, he gets angry. Find out why Kraig wants to be a human cannonball, and other fun facts Wheel of Propaganda - Round and round it goes. Where it stops...well, it's gonna be madness no matter what. Listen as the BPM gents try their hand at a little snake oil salesmanship to see whose propaganda game is top shelf…

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Ol' Saint Dick-alous and His Ho-Ho-Hoes Get Ridiculous 1:00:16

منذ 32 weeks1:00:16

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Well here we go again! The BPM boys lost track of time, but have finally reemerged after a year of self-reflection and introspection with another humdinger of an episode. This week's segments include: Propaganda's Choice - "Would You Rather" if it was played by three guys that forget they are being recorded, and lack any kind of better judgement or filter. This could get a little wacky! Mass Debate - Is Santa Claus real? Don't let the little ones hear this one, or the magic could be ruined forever! Kraig and Jed get holly and jolly like they’re high on molly. Golly! BPM presents: Bae Battle! - What's that you say? A BPM version of "The Newlywed Game"? Sounds like fun! Come and marvel as Kraig and Kirk welcome their better halves, Joy and Pamela, into the studio to see if Team Married can prove they know each other better than Team Unmarried. Who will win…? 🏆…

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Anthony Capybara Vs. Arnold Palmer 56:04

منذ 2 years56:04

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It's the Mid-Season Finale Spectacular! We're already half way through the season, and the BPM crew is feeling it, so they're going to take a breather for a few weeks, but they'll be back with more vulgarity, friendship, and hilariousness soon, so stay tuned! On this week's episode... BPM Ranks - If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have three tasty non-alcoholic beverages, what would they be? The BPM crew rank and ridicule their choices Prop Culture - Kraig wants to be the Shatty Daddy, Kirk is troubled by the sudden appearance of an entire species out of thin air, and Jed loves AI butts and he cannot lie Truth or Propaganda - This BPM version of Hollywood Squares is all about sitcoms from the 80's. Listen as the crew discover who's the boss over at Bayside High, with trivia deep cuts so good, they'll have Cousin Larry Appleton doing the Dance of Joy…

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Andy Brings the Sauce to Earth Day 1:02:08

منذ 2 years1:02:08

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This episode welcomes back an old friend, local city council member and original BPM host, Andy Bateman! Andy brings his love of irreverent and witty humor to the discussions, all the while trying not to ruin all of his political capital and aspirations in one hilarious hour of regret. Blank, Blank, or Blank - With Earth Day only slightly in the rear view, the BPM crew decide how to Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle some various fun, and not-so-Eco-friendly items Mass Debate - Kirk decides to use a bombshell tactic to try and bring down Jed once and for all in this colorful argument. Will it work? Does it matter? As usual, the answer is "No" Props to Blank - The crew give props to some news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us…

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Shameless Plugs and the Ol' Shaft and Sack Maneuver 51:37

منذ 2 years51:37

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The hits just keep on coming as the award winning BPM continues to top the podcasting charts! Any moment now, their bank accounts will be loaded and the beds will be rockin' with the sweet, sweet thunder lovin' that only the BPM boys can bring! "What does that even mean?", you ask. Well all I'm saying is, prepare to have to change your panties/briefs after listening to the smooth, sexy voices of three alpha studs. Propaganda's Choice - Would-You-Rather BPM style! Two scenarios offered; two choices presented; one decider of fates; opinions galore. Let the dickery begin Prop Culture - The crew recommend to you some of the finest things you may have missed from the zeitgeist. Scams, entrepreneurship, and a "too hot for TV" in memoriam make this a virtual cornucopia of hilarity Florida Man Challenge - In this shining new segment, the crew discusses some of the magic brought to our lives by the average Florida citizen. It seems like a majority of these will involve penises, drugs, or an intoxicating blend of both…

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Jed Dreams of April O’Neil’s Ice Creams 56:11

منذ 2 years56:11

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The season 2 premiere is here! The BPM crew is back and in top form with another family-friendly episode. See if you and the kids can find this week’s “fun word of the episode”, and we’ll…see you next Tuesday…er…the Tuesday after that actually. Taste the Crew - So, you want to get to know the crew a little bit better do ya? Well close your eyes, open wide, and stick out your tongue! What is that intoxicating, funky flavor? That's the crew. You may want to use some mouthwash after this Mass Debate - Kraig and Kirk take a lively debate and quickly make it personal. We recommend you have your pets leave the room for this one Drink the Water - In this brand spanking new segment, the crew discusses some hometown favorites and oddities. This week you get to hear your favorite pudgy midwesterners rant and rave about tasty ice creams…

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Wendy Gets Snowpierced By An Elephant's Fifth Leg 1:01:09

منذ 3 years1:01:09

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Season Finale! Looks like we made it. We would like to thank you all for the support you've shown us. It has been quite a ride, and we will return with lots more fun and games in the months ahead, but we sure can't do it without you all, so please continue to spread the gospel of the Blank Propaganda Machine! Follow, Like, Subscribe, Email, Harass, Show up at out jobs and homes unannounced, Etc. and we'll see you soonish! Propaganda's Choice - Would-You-Rather BPM style! Two scenarios offered; two choices presented; one decider of fates; opinions galore. Let the dickery begin Prop Culture - The crew recommend to you some of the finest things you may have missed from the zeitgeist. This will probably get very weird and go very wrong Mass Debate: Championship Edition - Which BPM crew member will choke out the rest? Find out who can outlast the others in a gripping Mass Debate for the ages! The fury-filled-fists come alive in the final mental tug of war of the season. I can't think of any more masturbation puns…

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Hilary Swank: Hot Dog Abuser? 52:39

منذ 3 years52:39

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In this episode, listen as the crew continue to live life dangerously by risking a defamation suit from one of America's finest actresses, and by putting themselves in the crosshairs of the processed meat industry. Ah, just like the good ol' days! Mass Debate - Jed and Kirk go head-to-head , toe-to-toe, and cheek-to-cheek to decide who knows more about the art of putting condiments on their meat, before sliding it between dem buns, girl...wait what am I saying? Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us Taste the Crew - So, you want to get to know the crew a little bit better do ya? Well close your eyes, open wide, and stick out your tongue! What is that intoxicating, funky flavor? That's the crew. You may want to use some mouthwash after this…

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Jed Flies Naked To Wa-Ho 51:26

منذ 3 years51:26

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In this episode, the crew are in top form. Really cranking on all cylinders with pure youthful stamina that goes all night long. Yep, they are at the top of their game and verile like three young studs in a...alright, give us just a minute. We swear this never happens to us. We just have a lot on our minds and the stress makes it hard to perform sometimes. We just need to fiddle with it for sec and think sexy thoughts... Probing Deep Inside... - Kraig and Kirk try to figure out the inner workings of Jed's mind by trying to guess what he would do in various scenarios. It's like the Newlywed Game without all the innuendo. Have you ever wondered where is the naughtiest place Jed's ever made whoopie? Neither have we, that's why we didn't ask it. But the answer is into an old sock. Blank, Blank, or Blank - The crew brings the delicious flavor of everyone's favorite "I'm drunk/I'm high/I just killed a drifter and now I'm hungry" truck stop diner when they play the Waffle House version of this BPM classic! How do you like your hash browns, bitch?…

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The 3 Joker's Wild Anti-Recommendations 48:58

منذ 3 years48:58

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In this episode, listen as these brain-washing gurus force their opinions on you in such a silky smooth way, that you just naturally assume this is what you were thinking all along. Actually, if you are influenced by these guys in anyway, you are an idiot. No judgement, but wow, you need to get out more. BPM Ranks - The crew rank their top 3 favorite portrayals of the Clown Prince of Crime, which leads to a bit of civilized discourse and gentlemanly disagreement...and then turns into all-out ridicule, disrespect, and the usual douche baggery Prop Culture - The crew recommend to you some of the finest things you may have missed from the zeitgeist. However, once again the hosts have a hard time following even their own rules , and somehow they all seem to miss the assignment. Hilarity ensues Machine Password - Remember that classic TV game show "Password"? Well imagine if 3 not-so-bright, but well meaning individuals, attempted to adapt that to radio using a certain AI device*. Could it work? Does it matter? The answer is: clearly not *We have omitted the name of the AI device with some clever editing, in order to spare you from the annoyance of waking your personal AI device from it's slumber. You're welcome…

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What's the Over-Under On a Bird to the Face? 41:55

منذ 3 years41:55

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In this episode, the BPM Crew continue to learn and grow as human beings...Just kidding! As a matter of fact it's the complete opposite. You'll probably be slightly dumber after this. Seriously, You've been warned! This weeks segments include: Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us Mass Debate - Kirk and Kraig go chasing waterfalls...of paper? Tune in to hear these two titans of industry debate proper bathroom preparation, and see what side of the roll you agree with…

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The Essence of ScarJo Wears Dog Pants 45:44

منذ 3 years45:44

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The BPM Crew hit the ground running with their first podcast in almost 13 years! In this world premier episode they play some fun and thought provoking games. This weeks segments include: Blank, Blank, or Blank - 3 verbs + 3 random nouns = hilarity, when the crew plays their own take on the classic Marry, F@ck, Kill Mass Debate - Jed and Kraig debate one of life's big questions, to see who will come out as top dog Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us…

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