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A secret field that summons lightning. A massive spiral that disappears into a salt lake. A celestial observatory carved into a volcano. Meet the wild—and sometimes explosive—world of land art, where artists craft masterpieces with dynamite and bulldozers. In our Season 2 premiere, guest Dylan Thuras, cofounder of Atlas Obscura, takes us off road and into the minds of the artists who literally reshaped parts of the Southwest. These works aren’t meant to be easy to reach—or to explain—but they just might change how you see the world. Land art you’ll visit in this episode: - Double Negative and City by Michael Heizer (Garden Valley, Nevada) - Spiral Jetty by Robert Smithson (Great Salt Lake, Utah) - Sun Tunnels by Nancy Holt (Great Basin Desert, Utah) - Lightning Field by Walter De Maria (Catron County, New Mexico) - Roden Crater by James Turrell (Painted Desert, Arizona) Via Podcast is a production of AAA Mountain West Group.…
المحتوى المقدم من 2 Gleeps. يتم تحميل جميع محتويات البودكاست بما في ذلك الحلقات والرسومات وأوصاف البودكاست وتقديمها مباشرة بواسطة 2 Gleeps أو شريك منصة البودكاست الخاص بهم. إذا كنت تعتقد أن شخصًا ما يستخدم عملك المحمي بحقوق الطبع والنشر دون إذنك، فيمكنك اتباع العملية الموضحة هنا https://ar.player.fm/legal.
Listen to us have conversations absolutely riddled with non sequiturs. Only afterwards are you allowed to judge us.
المحتوى المقدم من 2 Gleeps. يتم تحميل جميع محتويات البودكاست بما في ذلك الحلقات والرسومات وأوصاف البودكاست وتقديمها مباشرة بواسطة 2 Gleeps أو شريك منصة البودكاست الخاص بهم. إذا كنت تعتقد أن شخصًا ما يستخدم عملك المحمي بحقوق الطبع والنشر دون إذنك، فيمكنك اتباع العملية الموضحة هنا https://ar.player.fm/legal.
Listen to us have conversations absolutely riddled with non sequiturs. Only afterwards are you allowed to judge us.
The Gleepening is back. That means we finished another year of the pod. To celebrate we are talking about mimes and ghost hunters. There is a quick audio analysis before we start a rousing game of the fan favorite - mental tic tac toe. We also play hangman (which is really good in an audio format) because we are amazing podcast hosts. Also, we completely overhaul and fix every sport that exists. Every. Sport. P.S. you are allowed to laugh at Colton because he doesn't know how to properly spell cantaloupe. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Another Bankmas Eve episode is here...who would've guessed. Seems a little late since it's February, but the show must go on. Will Stephanie Tanner finally tell us how to wreck a date in even one way in this episode? No.
Bankmas Eve 3 is back for a second part...and we all know what that means. With more Bankmas Eve 3 comes more of Stephanie Tanner's problems. Will we even learn one out of the ten ways to wreck a date in this part of the book? No. No we will not. SPOILER ALERT by the way. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Today is Bankmas Eve, and to celebrate we are going to be reading from our favorite book. It also wouldn't feel right if we didn't revisit the Treasury of American Humor, for the first time in a long time, in order to tell let you experience the best story ever written. This is a full time reading episode, so buckle your belt and tie your shoes. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Wouldn't it be funny if cartoons were Chinese? No, I'm not talking about Chinese cartoons. I'm specifically talking about cartoons dubbed over by a Chinese guy. We also cast the actors for our brand new movie based on Rock, Paper, Scissors (we will discuss the plot at a later date if this episode gets two upvotes and/or if we feel like it). On top of all of that, Brad is back (yeah, same Brad), and Joey's not too happy. Also, bugle riddle. Have you ever played naked lawn darts? 2gleepsdororg@gmail.com Have you ever met any other poohs? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Noah is constantly finding teeth everywhere he goes, and the Tooth Fairy won't do anything about it. Colton has a brand new business idea. We also read some 60+ soup jokes and discuss the differences between our Thanksgiving dinners. P.S. The pod picture was not changed to a picture of a buffet because it was downloaded was a WEBP file, just look up a picture of a buffet (furniture) for full immersion into this episode. Want to know Noah's racist soup joke? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Have you been keeping track of our pod sneezes? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This episode starts off like any other classic episode that we've ever released. We even delve into the inner workings of working at Subway, however; enjoyment can't last forever, not when the threat of the worst and most confusing fast food item ever created looms in the back of our minds. The cheesy roll up from Taco Bell is so disturbing, it took over this episode completely and also the next one. Have you ever taken a sub class? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you have any "birds have feathers" thoughts that I can add to my list? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This one is all about being kidnapped. Join us as we discover who Amber Alert really was, and learn about multiple different kidnappings. Don't worry, it's not all sadness and sniffles, we make sure to leave this episode with a happy ending...relatively speaking of course. I don't know, maybe riddles will cheer everyone up. Have you been kidnapped? Email us and we will try to help you. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This episode is a death episode. We start by discussing the presidential assassination attempt that everyone has been talking about. We then move our conversation to the famous killings of the London Stabber. And finally, Noah hatches a plan to enact a new law by explaining Budd Dwyer's death to Governor Tim Walz. When do you think 'Ol James C. is going to die? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Did you know the name of the Midnight Tipster before we figured it out? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
It's story time in this one folks. We are leaving the Baja to take you all the way back to the good old days of one year ago to explain what exactly went down when we left on our westward expansion. Storms, coffee, and Cody...those words will mean a lot more to you once you've listened to the episode. Do you have a lobster shirt? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com How many cups of coffee can you drink? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
We are going back to school for this one. Colton doesn't remember anything, and Noah remembers too much. There's some talk about the war that happened in Mexico, and we try to get a GED so we can drop out in 8th grade. Also, is Scooby Doo racist? Do you remember 2nd grade? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you know how to crack an egg without making any omelets? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
It's time to find out once and for all if we are smarter than a first grader. Afterwards, we start a group text chain with everyone we graduated with to plan a birthday party...well...not everyone we graduated with. Not everyone we graduated with is that great of a person. You will understand that more once we explain it to you. Also, Colton talks about his future plan for the podcast, and why he started the podcast in the first place. Do nuts make you nuts? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you verbs in English? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Vacation mode activated. The Gleeps are in the Baja. We don't know where that is, but it isn't important. Colton plans to run for office and he explains how he plans to win. A brief discussion occurs about how strokes actually work, which leads into a less brief discussion on whether or not babies like cinnamon. It sort of seems like it's just an acquired taste. Would you let Colton feed your baby cinnamon? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Are you voting for Pel E. in the upcoming election? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
2 Gleeps is back, baby! And it's Maypril fools. The Gleeps explain the tribulations that they went through to mourn the passing of the inhabitants of the Titan submersible, and how, after all this time, they were finally able to come to terms with the fact that there was nothing to even mourn about. Ken Jennings has his super hero alter ego exposed in this episode. Also, Colton talks about his go to gift to give to his family at Christmas, and the lengths that he goes to in order to make sure it's memorable. Welcome to season 3 Gleeps. IF YOU ARE COLTON'S FAMILY, PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. Do you know any time dealers? Please tell us how to find them. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Did you hear the number station in the background of this episode? If you did, let us know where. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Happy Valentime, exactly two years after this podcast started, this episode was posted. It is a special episode because I say it is. What makes it special? Doesn't matter. We talk about Asians and apes in this episode...other things too, but the other stuff doesn't matter.
Not much to bring up about this episode, except that Noah is going through second puberty. He also thoroughly explains how he is saving the world by killing bears. Also, Colton makes a ground breaking discovery about Native American Indians. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
Bankmas Eve is back again. Probably a whole lot sooner than you thought. Unless you actually believed that we would only give you 47 minutes worth of Bankmas Eve celebrations this year. Just admit it. You got Bankmas fooled. We managed to get the whole gang together in this episode to discuss credit cards, game shows, and Sprite Remix. You know...all the most festive topics. Also, there is a bonus Gleep of Faith mini episode hidden inside this episode. You might be able to spot it if you keep your ears peeled. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com dosgleeps@gmail.com…
This one is all about falling. We want more people to fall and get hurt. WE DO NOT NECESSARILY WISH FOR PEOPLE TO DIE FROM FALLING (though we don't not necessarily wish for it either). Join us as we stumble our way through many different scenarios, and read poems that are only tangentially related. Also, congratulations if you've recently found out that you are having a clown. This is the final poem that was mentioned in the episode that was too long to read - https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42716/falling-56d22155e5c45 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Bankmas Eve is back again. Join us in celebrating another day that exists solely to give banks another excuse to close for the day. We talk about a lot of things in this episode...and all of them are a secret. I say that mostly because I edited this episode many months ago, and have mostly forgotten what we actually talk about. Enjoy anyway though. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Ruffles, presidents, philosophers, riddles...this episode has it all. Also, somehow we went an entire episode talking about philosophers without asking who Phil Osopher was, so I put it in the title to forever shame us for missing the most obvious joke of the episode. Thank you, and goodnight. Do you like Ruffle chips? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you like Ike? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Welcome back to Gleep of Faith. You probably thought this was a one a done series...wrong. This time we discuss everything to do with everyone's favorite drink. But before we talk about breast milk, we also talk a little about everyone's favorite state of matter when it comes to corn...syrup. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
The Gleeps are officially back with this new batch of episodes. I guess you could even consider this "season 2"...only if you want to though. You don't have to. Colton is having auto problems. Noah is having autoimmune problems. Colton is a terrorist. Noah is inventing Spanish. Colton is an English pacifist Hitler. Noah is solving the "Chunnel Problem". Does Benghazi mean anything to you? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com What is your final solution? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is the first ever episode of "Gleep of Faith", our new podcast which is weirdly a little more structured than our normal episodes...not much...but a little. In this one we fully discuss everything to do with Life Alert. That's it. That's the concept. Send an email about your favorite Life Alert. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com I was almost out of my supply of remaining bonus episodes, but luckily I remembered my broken laptop. I went to go get it fixed, and was thankfully able to recover a decent amount of episodes from it. On the laptop I found more bonus episodes, a decent amount of normal full length episodes, a large backlog of Gleep of Faith episodes, and even a Bankmas Eve episode and a The Gleepening episode we decided to record while we had some free time. Since they are longer episodes and normally take longer to edit, we didn't want to risk not being able to find time to get them taken care of closer to when they were originally scheduled to be released. TL;DR: I found more episodes :)…
In this episode we read the forward of "The Treasury of American Humor". That's it. That's the whole episode. Pretend this is the first episode, and that we haven't read literally hundreds of jokes from the book before this. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
In this episode we talk about all the greatest people in history: Melanie Mountain Dew, Agent 007 James Bond, Shakespeare, and the 16th president of the Philippines Rodrigo Duterte. We also talk about opening a bar, and Colton's new found love of martial style art...and milk too. There is a very special guest in this episode, and he is mayor no less. This episode became a bonus episode because we ended up not reading any jokes from 'The Treasury of American Humor', but we did read something else. It was long enough though to warrant splitting it into a separate episode that way it didn't make this one feel too bulky for no reason. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What would your name be if you were a yacht? What's your all time dream vacation? How do you wanna die? Literally this entire episode is about Martin Luther MLK Jr., Burger King, Crocs, and how the three are all connected. I guess we also talk a little bit about cancer culture too. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What is something your brain wants to convince you to do, but you have to fight it? What would be the smartest animal if they could all talk? What movie makes you laugh even after watching it several times? What was your favorite toy when you were a child? This wasn't originally going to be a list episode, but it is now. This is what happens when you don't have the book. In this episode we can't believe it's not margarine, Colton get's a new nickname, and we discuss continuously declining in quality business ideas. Warning: Trigger Warning: If You're Jewish. Send an email here if you can think of a slur for white people or any other group of people: 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Send an email here if you would like to discuss funding some business ventures: tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What is the best name you could think of for a cat? If you have a million, what are the things you wouldn't spend? If you could have lunch with one person from history, who would it be? What's the certain product you couldn't live without? This is an episode about unlimited lunch, the deep history of math, and something sort of akin to a trolley problem...except there is no trolley...and no bystander effect...morality doesn't really have anything to do with it either...in fact, it's not really anything like the trolley problem at all. It's just a simple question of who is more important: your best friend, your long time crush, or the leader of the free world. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What was your favorite childhood book? This is a very epic list episode, because we almost forgot it was a list episode. We go over the events of September 10th, 2011...which most people probably remember, but it's still nice to make sure we all have the facts straight. We also spend way too much time talking about human sized things in suits going to work, Colton's drug empire, and the reason some kids are born deaf. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Do you believe in 2nd chances? Would you take it if you had the opportunity to be immortal? That's right...the podcast might be over, but I still have some audio I'm going to post before you can get rid of me completely. In this episode we go over Colton's pick up game, and the most twisted genie that has ever existed. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Noah died in Colorado 3 months ago, and I don't have any more episodes besides bonus episodes, so I figured it was time to post this one...the last one. I will still post the bonus episodes that I have, but we will have to wait and see what I do about Friday episodes. In this episode, we put butter in the humidifier, purchase a fountain drink machine, talk about Colton's retirement and Colton's weird sex kinks. Also, it wouldn't be a proper last episode if we didn't talk about the Mayo Clinic. Send me whatever email you want...I don't really care. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Do you believe in horoscopes? That's right, we answered one question in this episode. This is a list episode though, don't get confused. If you really want to know our answer to this question, you are going to have to listen to the whole episode. Nice. If you have any suggestions for how I should continue the podcast after the final episode, please let me know. (This is very time sensitive) 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
In an effort to push off posting the final "non-list" episode for one more week, I have Frankenstein'd together a few of our list episodes to feel more like a full episode (I have a lot of list episodes left, so I figured I would give it a try). There are too many questions answered in this episode for me to feasibly type here, so instead I will give a brief overview of the episode. We talk about Colton's full body pillow, Noah constantly getting solicited by Chinese people, tornados that are controlled by ICE, the three things every dad needs to know, and sexy Hobbits. Also, we go back in time to stop Hitler and make John Lennon gay. Oh, and don't forget...we figured out how to solve homelessness around the country. Do you think spiders existed before Mark David Chapman? Send proof here: 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Would you rather get hit by a tomato or an onion? Send proof here: tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What food should taste better than its appearance? Your guess as to what this question means is as good as ours. I'm still extremely confused by this. Just listen to the episode, I'm going to go lie down. ...Head hurt... 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
Noah's cousin has a racist dog, another celebrity has finally visited our small little town, we discover how to save the Titan submersible, clowns are running marathons, and Colton is taking a team of prostitutes to escape rooms. That is a pretty succinct way to summarize an episode if I do say so myself. Also..."We don't carrot doesn't matter." Do you want to be on "Who Can Be The Best Clown?" Send your auditions here: 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Does your hometown have its own 9/11? Tell me about it. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This entire episode is about Orville Redenbees and his grandson Gary Indiana. Let's see if we can figure out the Redenbacher family secret to their popping corn. That's right, not every bonus episode is a list. I am trying to cheat out as many episodes as I can because I am running low. Just to be clear...I have exactly 2 episodes left, and then I've completely run out. I do have a decent amount of list episodes left though and we also recorded "The Recess Episode" and "The Wild Thornberrys Episode"...so maybe I can just combine a few of them into one to make some longer episodes. I'm still sort of trying to figure it out, but I'd better figure it out soon because I can't cheat out episodes forever. Maybe, I'll just cut old episodes together in a different order and assume nobody will notice. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Why is Finding Nemo called Finding Nemo? What would you put in your tri fold hat? What was you donkey born with? All of the questions are answered in this episode...or...at the very least, they are mentioned. This episode was originally recorded on April 12th 2023, and was meant to be released if Colton ended up getting lost in Chicago...Colton never got lost in Chicago, so we've kind of just been holding onto this episode; however, now seems like as good a time as any to post this episode since I am almost completely out of episodes to post. *YOU MAY NOT ACTUALLY RECIEVE THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS* What is your country of Oregon? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Would you eat some prisoner pigs? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Who would you want to trade lives with? If you were given the chance to steal something, what would it be? What type of cuisine would you serve your customers if you owned a 5 star restaurant? What's the fanciest event you have ever attended? Who is your greatest enemy? Can someone please get this episode to Phoebe Gates? Colton is really sorry about the gum thing. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Colton is getting into the Vietnam market, Motel 6 is leaving the light on, Clifford is a big red dog, and Graham Crackers are hard to masturbate with. We realize that we are terrible at being terrible, and decide to start a comedy duo exclusively telling Dave Ramsey jokes. Are you a trend setter or a trend forgetter? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you know what happened to Colton's doorknob? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What was the craziest bet you've ever made? Do you believe that love is blind? We spend some time discussing our infamous $500 bet, and Colton brings back his 'Would You Rather' questions. We also discuss how to find your soul mate. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
For those that are keen of eye, you might have noticed that this is the original Episode 25. Up until now, this was our only fully deleted episode. Luckily, I just so happened to find it. It has also been mentioned once or twice in other episodes as "The Racist Mickey Episode". I'm just getting extremely desperate to find new episodes to post. I don't know what to do. This episode is about space. This episode is also about Mickey Mouse. A classic one-two punch if I do say so myself. Help me. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Please help. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is a unique episode to say the least. And really that's it. That is literally the least I can say about this episode, while simultaneously being the most I am going to say about this episode. "Somebody please help. I don't know what I'm supposed to do going forward." ~Colton 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This one is about sticking leeches on your balls, what Jesus does with his balls, and probably some cool third thing. Colton is back at it again, explaining how he attempts to pick up women, he finally reveals his ethnicity, and reads an ad from the sponsor of this episode - Pillsbury. "You can go down the easy path -- which is the correct way -- or you can go down the more difficult path -- which is also the correct way -- it'll lead you both to the same, you can...cause it...the ending is the same...it ends in the same place but then the be... cause, but then one is more difficult to go down than the other and it's very clearly labeled which one is which, and people normally take the, the easier path to the destination cause they both end at the same destination, but the...lo...the but, cause the longer one...hhueeeghh...the longer one is um...don't go down that one." ~Good 'Ol Bobby Frost Do you want to sponsor us? Send us an email, and we can work something out. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you know any cool quotes from the great philosopher Bai Hu? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
How many times have you had your heart broken? What is the first thing you do after getting home from a trip? W-W-W-What are the things you would spend with a billion dollars? How did your parents meat? What is your greatest kitchen mistake? There were a lot of questions in this episode. There was also not a whole lot of good questions in this episode, but it is what it is I guess. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Come one, come all, for in this episode we are getting excited and getting ready for the Mortician's Ball. Beyond the obvious, we make sure to delve deep into what the life of a fly looks like, Colton's plans and goals when it comes to seducing pregnant women, how you can expect the 2082 Beijing Olympics to look, and what police officers are up to throughout the multiverse. There may also be some mentions of Little Kid Bladder's secret lair, and how the President's tubes fit into the whole equation. Would you pee in a bowl full of piss? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Are you a fly listener? What are you, a bat? Gottem tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What is one ability you believe everyone should possess? This is an 18 minute episode, and we barely even manage to answer one question from the list. That's right, we are somehow getting worse at answering questions. We mostly spent the time talking about Gordon Ramsay's new show, ravenous dads, and how Noah is expecting to die (in hindsight, already knowing how he died, I can tell you that his guess was in fact incorrect). 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
It has become extremely clear now that one of the hosts has time blindness, and the other suffers from a tactile dysfunction. We seek out answers to age old questions such as: "Do islands float?", "What is wasp honey?", "Does Noah need a new hat?", and "Is Alan Dershowitz a good guy?". We also discuss Sherwin Williams' plan to paint the Earth, the existence of an indecisive Magic 7 Ball, the talent that could potentially get a golden buzzer on America's Got Talent, and books...I guess. Do you know what Nickelodeon song says "the grass is always greener on the other side"? Even though I'm pretty sure we figured out that it was As Told By Ginger, and when that show aired on TV lines up perfectly with when he would've been watching Nickelodeon as a child, and he definitely has seen that show multiple times even if he doesn't necessarily recall it...he seems very confident that it was a different show, so if you could send an email mentioning which one it is, I would really appreciate it. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com How close are you to Iowa? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What would you be if you had to wear one Halloween costume every day for the rest of your life? That is the first question of the list, and the only one we answered. Did we get through all 400 questions before Noah died? The only way to find out is to wait I guess. If you know where in the episode the super secret Rasta Banana is hidden, let us know. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Top 50 best Halloween costumes to do if you are Lindsay Lohan (in no particular order): 1. Adult Hallie Parker - because she is the master mind behind "The Parent Trap", and Lindsay Lohan would easily be able to convince people that she was actually Hallie. 2. Adult Annie James - she looks nearly identical to Hallie Parker, and could probably be played by the same person...except British. 3. Mary Kate Olsen - the taller of the Olsen twins, she is barely 3 weeks older than Lindsay Lohan...and they don't look all that different. 4. Girl from Brave - I don't know...I never saw that movie. 5. Daphne Blake - everyone with even slightly red hair has the option to dress as Daphne. It's not the most unique costume on the planet, but hey...it's easy, and it gets the job done. 6. Sarah Michelle Gellar - specifically from the 2004 hit movie "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed". 7. Black Widow - another easy costume that isn't all that unique, but hey...it's another costume only a select few can actually pull off 8. Costume that makes it look like you are riding an ostrich - this one I do not need to explain. 9. Jessica Rabbit - a little more obscure for the younger generation, but I'm sure the adults will appreciate it. 10. Ashley Olsen - the shorter of the Olsen twins, she is barely 3 weeks older than Lindsay Lohan...and they honestly look kind of similar. 11. Princess Fiona - this feisty princess is a perfect fit as a Lindsay Lohan costume. 12. Princess Fiona (Ogre) - this feisty princess is an ogre. 13. Whatever her character's name was from Freaky Friday - for obvious reasons. 14. Kim Possible - just gleep her if you want to reach her. 15. Anna from Frozen - a little less obscure for the younger generation, the kids will really appreciate this one. 16. Jessie from Toy Story - why wouldn't Lindsay Lohan be looking for any excuse to dress as a cowgirl. 17. Roxanne from that one Goofy movie - let's keep reminding people that this character exists. 18. Aloy from the Horizon series - not all redheads can pull this one off, but I definitely think that Lindsay Lohan does. 19. Mei Lee - this one might just be weird. 20. Mei Lee (Panda) - this one might be even weirder. 21. Queen of Hearts - very recognizable character with a lot of make-up. This is not a sexy costume. 22. Poison Ivy - very recognizable character with a lot of make-up. This is a sexy costume. 23. Meg from Hercules - you need longer hair with a lot of volume, but I think Lindsay Lohan can pull it off if she really puts her mind to it. 24. Ariel - this one seems extremely obvious, but I think it takes a lot of time and thought to pull it off properly. Lindsay Lohan also needs to realize she would be walking around in what is basically just a bikini. 25. Blossom from the Power Puff Girls - this is the one of the three you would want to dress up as anyway. 26. Scarlet Witch - she is a dead ringer for Lindsay Lohan. 27. Elizabeth Olsen - the youngest of the Olsen twins, she is 3 years younger than Lindsay Lohan...and they are identical. 28. Starfire - everyone who is able should dress as alien women. 29. Ginny Weasley - this is a couples costume. Lindsay Lohan's husband could easily pull off being Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. 30. Wendy from Gravity Falls - this might be the easiest costume on the list. 31. Misty from Pokémon - everyone wants to see Lindsay Lohan dressed as Misty from Pokémon. 32. Rasta Banana - that's just a cool costume. 33. Lois Griffin - Lindsay Lohan would have to cut her hair for his one. (no wigs allowed) 34. Red, also known as Miss Vavoom in the 1990s, is an American animated character, created by Tex Avery - enough said. 35. Chun-Li - Lindsay Lohan should not be typecast into dressing as only characters with red hair. Lindsay Lohan is no stranger to dying her hair. Plus...Chun-Li is just a fun costume. 36. Kasumi - if Lindsay Lohan is going to dress as a fighting character, she might as well dress as Kasumi. This character fits Lindsay Lohan better anyway. 37. Kasumi (Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball) - this is technically and literally a worse costume, but some people may not agree. 38. Frankie Foster - not a single person will be able to guess this one, and only a few will even know what Lindsay Lohan is talking about when she tells them. 39. Candace Flynn - significantly more people will be able to guess this one. She is from a much more widely remembered show. 40. Sailor Jupiter - maybe Lindsay Lohan has always wanted to dress up as a magical girl, but was always too shy to do it. Probably not though. 41. Jane Jetson - this is actually just the quintessential definition of a costume. 42. Kairi - Lindsay Lohan should only wear this one if she wants to get a lot of weird nerds flustered all night long. 43. Mary Test - she is the better of the Test twins in every way. Lindsay Lohan should not even think about dressing up as Susan Test. 44. Wilma Flintstone - another sort of basic costume, but it definitely gets the job done. 45. Candy Cane from Rumble Roses - everyone remembers Rumble Roses...right? 46. Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw - I seriously never played it for real, but I think it would be a good costume for Lindsay Lohan if she wants to get a lot of weird nerds flustered all night long. (as long as she is okay with carrying a chainsaw around with her everywhere she goes). 47. Daria Morgendorffer - this is an extremely underrated show, and I think a push from Lindsay Lohan would get more people to watch it. 48. Redheaded X-Men - I'm pretty sure there is a female X-Men with red hair, I just don't remember her name and refuse to google it. It's not Storm, I think she has white hair. I know there is a blue mutant that naked Jennifer Lawrence played, Mystique I think, but I'm pretty sure she isn't an X-Men...Jean Grey! That's the name I was looking for. 49. Mystique - blue girl. Red hair. Good costume. 50. Nightcrawler from X-Men - blue guy. Black hair. Really similar costume to Mystique, but I think it would be funny for Lindsay Lohan to do this one instead. Just so you know, there is a lot of other costume ideas that I have for Lindsay Lohan floating around in my head. This didn't even dent my database. Like, for example, I think it would be really cool, personally, if Lindsay Lohan dressed up as Pepper Potts. That's just me proving that I have more ideas than the 50 listed, and was not something I specifically wanted to call out separate from the list for any particular reason. Anyway, if you are Lindsay Lohan, email me and I can give you more costume ideas, or we can just talk or whatever...I don't know. I'm free whenever, just get in touch if you are interested. -Colton tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is a welding episode...and by that I mean, we are talking a lot about bodies. Topics ranging from Colton's bladder, to a guy that's fatter, to a small guy on a ladder. Really big noses, and really small eyes, and multiple extra really tall guys. Fart heat and bird beak feakal. Freaks, geeks, and Greek people. And after it's over, a story of dance - a waltz of macabre - and one final chance. Have you ever destroyed a horse? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com How many shirts have you had your sweating baby wear at once? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Are you afraid of ghosts? Could you lift an elephant? What is the worst color ever invented? No. No. Vantablack. There, I just saved you some time. Now you don't have to listen to the episode. You probably still should, but I just wanted to help you out if you happen to find yourself in a hurry. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
The band is finally back together. After an extended break, the two hosts are once again under the same roof. Colton is trying to create a metaphor that will permeate modern culture, while Noah is reading about modern culture that has already past (do you see what I did there? You probably thought I used an incorrect spelling of "passed", but I did it on purpose because it was a joke about history). We both have a stop light story, and for the first time ever we decided to actually talk about the Titan submersible. Just remember to never smell a beaver's breath. Have you ever seen Lizard Lick Towing? Tell us about your favorite episode. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you want to donate to help save the Giant Salamanders? We can discuss it if you'd like. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Colton is being a little baby boy and refuses to record with Noah, so the latter is all alone on this one. He's talking about the mailman, and how to deal with him. You are no longer supposed to kill him, there is another plan. Maybe one day the two hosts will stop bickering and podcast like actual adults. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
The band is finally back together. After an extended break, the two hosts are once again under the same roof. The only problem is that it's 4 o'clock in the morning. In this one we eplain the premise behind the reality series based on Incredigolf, Mr. Gimp, the first ever episode of the podcast, furries, selling time capsule pills, Medieval education, killing babies, Colton's "hobby", the Titan submersible, eating babies, a brand new band, and a lot of Tom Hanks. Also, have we ever talked about how much we dislike the Mayo Clinic? Well we finally get around to it in this one. Who is your favorite Pixar Character? Mine is Edna Mode. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Would you eat a baby? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com Don't smoke weed, or this will be you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh8GbPnoqCI…
Colton is alone in this one. He is using this time to try to convert you to his way of thinking, telling you the truth behind Germany, and demanding reparations all at the same time. I'm honestly not sure where Noah went. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
This is a posthumous pod, and it's all about reviews. Just because we start with the lakes doesn't mean the big hole is saved from scrutiny. It becomes apparent that the five great lakes are feuding over which is the best, and people at the Grand Canyon are getting their trousers stolen by a pantless German man. There isn't really much more to put in this description...that's kind of the whole episode. Do you know the German man that stole our pants? Please email us if you do, they were expensive. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Have you ever sat in a heated lake before? I have. Let me know if you want the deets tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Welcome to the second recorded and third posted of the heat episodes. Colton was late, probably because he was too busy growing poison ivy. Noah is trying to enter a medically induced coma without the help of medicine, and old people are getting blown away...literally. We also discuss the plans for the podcast after Noah's death, ask the audience a trivia question (answer listed below), and reveal the truth behind the podcast that the victims were too embarrassed to admit, in this episode that quite frankly is a return to man. Also, did you know Colton doesn't listen to music? sǝpᴉS 9 :ɹƎMSN∀ Why do babies die? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Would you like to buy some histamines from me? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
In this bonus episode we answer pretty close to like one hundred questions or something. We are coming off a heat high, from recording the last episode, and that's What is the greatest risk you have ever taken? Have you ever thought of what your future baby will be named? What are those things you are to old to do but still enjoy? What are your pet peeves? Who is the messiest person you've ever known? Which of the two smells better, grass or bread? Who is your all time favorite Disney character? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is a heat episode...but it's only half of a heat episode...but it's actually a full episode though. We talk about Colton's Thanksgiving in 2006 and Noah's realization about cigarettes. Do cigarettes do anything for you? Tell us how to make it work properly. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Would you have the audacity to die multiple hours away from your family? Tell us why you would do something so atrocious. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
If you could meet anyone in this world today, who would you meet? What's the best type of cheese for you? Warren Buffett, ramen rice, the bees cheese, and Tom Selleck the garbage man. That pretty much sums up this episode. If you think this description should be longer, then I will list some stinky cheeses: Camembert, Ami Du Chambertin, Epoisses de Bourgogne, Fiance Des Pyrenees, Limburger, Trou du Cru, Livarot Munster, Le Pavin d'Auvergne, Pont l'Evêque, Raclette, Robiola Lombardia, Schloss, Soumaintrain Berthaut, Taleggio, Stinking Bishop, Tomme de Chevre, and Vieux Lille. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Two things have officially been confirmed in this episode. 1) George Bush listens to the pod. 2) Rochester Minnesota has locked all of their bathrooms. We talk about how to stop ship disasters from happening, but only briefly, because dad is coming home soon. Colton is a pirate running for governor, since it's safer at the docks, and we decided to start selling denim. Also, Noah purchased some Brain Quest flash cards to make us both smarter. Do you want to pre-order some Wranjler Jeans? (turns out we are required to change the spelling due to copyright) 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Don't forget to remind me to make those jeans. Send an email here in 4 years, because I will forget about it. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What instrument has the funniest sound? Where would you relocate if you were f̷o̷r̷c̷e̷d̷ ̷t̷o̷ ̷l̷e̷a̷v̷e̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷r̷ ̷c̷o̷u̷n̷t̷r̷y̷?̷ a cow? Do you care about what other people tell you? Theremins, cows, and prayer...these are the most important three things in the entire universe. What more could you possibly want from a podcast? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
We talk about some current events in this episode, but I think The Beatles said it best when they said, "We all live in a yellow submersible". Don't worry, the people from the Titan voyage are okay. After all, they have Fred Noonan with them, and I would trust Fred with my life to pilot anything. We also talk about shooting at Mass, and an evil lesbian witch that steals all the available women by turning them gay. If you know where we can find Amelia Earhart, please let us know. She owes Noah money. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Who do you think would win in a fight: Fred Noonan or Adolph Hitler? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What is the most absurd thing you've been tricked into doing or believing? What is something that's true that nobody agrees with you on? There is some heavy hitting questions in this episode, and we do not shy away from giving proper answers, even if it may upset some people to hear it. Also, we talk nursery rhymes and 9/11 makes a return to the pod. "Something can be cool but that doesn't mean it can't also be dumb and illogical" ~Colton's Words To Live By 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is an extremely special and important episode, so let's go ahead and turn off Noah's mic to give it a very important and special feel. Now that that has been dealt with, we will spend some time getting ready for the second part of the Vietnam war, and planning our trip to Michigan. We also discuss how to stop Canada from burning, re-releasing the Snyder Cut, Billy Joel's next concert venue, and Magic Johnson's AIDS. In this masterclass of an episode, we bring back the age old adage, "old people suck". On an unrelated note, we talk about Maine's number one hit new show "Cash Crab". If you are anywhere near the Moo Fin Fries in Michigan, please let us know. We would like you to get us some merchandise. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com You can email us here if you want to discuss receiving a Gleep Award after following all the stipulations laid out in this episode tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Would you rather stay in or go out on a Friday night? Have you ever thrown someone an extravagant party? What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten? Out of the four seasonings, which one is your favorite? As we continue to run through the best list we've ever read, we get on the phone with Gleep Brother to discuss his back problems. Also, Colton is obsessed with radishes. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
The classic summer pods have made a reappearance. Colton and Noah are both drowning in their own sweat, but how do they deal with it? Colton attempts to forget his sweat by trying to get over eating mediocre pizza. Noah on the other hand is trying to "irritate" people's mail "legally". Listen along as we make a Natural Connection (Just like William Shatner in his prime), and find out What Smells Worse. Do you want a Jake's pizza? Send us an email and we will literally mail you one, as long as you are the first person to email about it. (At no cost to you) 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Are you a rose by any other name? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
If you could only say one word for the rest of your life, what would it be? Would you rather be hot or smart? What was your most embarrassing moment in grade school? Tabinkon. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
Now that Colton is doing an episode all by himself, he finally gets to talk about the only thing he's ever even wanted to talk about...snow wolves. Also, it turns out Colton isn't alone in this episode. We also talk about famous people and funny people. Oh yeah, we also talk about snow wolves. Do you want to know more about either the snow wolves or anti-snow wolves charities? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you have any questions about snow wolves? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What is your favorite bored game? There are a lot of board games out there, but are any of them even fun? I guess if I had to think about it, Chinese Checkers is probably the best one. It turns out it helps if you squint. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
Colton has a million dollar idea (in Australian USD dollars) he has been fine tuning, a new joke he just thought of, and a side hustle of making people orgasm with his voice. We also delve into the world of Dave Ramsey, and talk about the real world ramifications of associating with peanut butter. I have the hiccups while I'm typing this description, so I'm going to keep it short that way I can just post the episode, lie down, and cry (this has nothing to do with the rest of the episode, I just figured maybe some people my actually care what I'm going through in life). Email Noah if you want to see a hot picture of Flo and the gecko from the gecko insurance. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you want to see the thing that Noah showed Colton? Send the timestamp and he will know what you are talking about. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What is the next sport that will be invented? There could be a lot of different answers to this question, but only one of them is correct. Here's a hint...it involves dangerous lawn darts and children. Also, naturally anytime sports are brought up we must spend some time reminiscing over the good times we remember about 3PAC. Don't forget to call or gleep Noah at (507) 993-7329 to tell him that Colton should be permanently removed from the podcast and changed to "1 Gleep". 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
It is time to opt-in to this episode, because we are calling a sex line. You heard that right, The Hero of Construction, Flex Steve, is going to be really made when he finds out how degenerate we really are. This is one problem that cannot be fixed with Flex Seal, Flex Glue, Flex Tape, or any other Flex product. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AND CALLING SEX LINES IN THIS EPISODE PURELY FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. Speaking of hearing, we are about to taint Helen Keller's image. And speaking of taint...Helen Keller's. This episode is all about conspiracies and racist aliens, and if you want to call us try 1-800-FLEXSEX...it won't work...but you can still try it. Have you gotten rid of your eyes in pursuit of sexual pleasure? How good does head feel now? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Is your name Bodie? Fight me. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Scents. Sense. Cents. Pence. Hens. Come on down to the old factory, because this episode gets a little bit spicy. Also, find out why Colton has officially quit the podcast (just the bonus episodes). Christopher Walken is going to be taking his place, all this and more, today...on Dragon Ball Z. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
No matter what is said in this episode or however confused you may become, just remember that this entire thing is coming directly from the mouth of a racist four-eighths dad named Walt Whitman...or maybe the whole thing is about a seal that Mark is writing about...or it's a government funded social experiment...possible from the point of view of a chicken in a bowling alley? Honestly, I'm not really sure. All I was actually able to gather from this was that I'm pretty sure I need to go kill John Lennon. (I hope I don't run into that Asian Beetle) If you are a dad first, let us know what you are second. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Have you seen Judas and Pontius Pilate? They were just here a minute ago. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
What is your favorite sleeping position of all time? What's the dumbest way you've been hurt? Finally, after such a long break once we finished our list, we are back with another list episode. This is a brand new list, and we are much happier for it. Surely, we won't get sick of this one, even though it's longer. Also, don't call me Laverne. "We cannot escape the list so we must become the list." ~Augustus Caesar We have two emails because we are cool, and they are easy to remember. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is a very historical episode. Topics range from the five heads of Mount Rushmore to Tippecanoe. Those two topics are literally the beginning and end of this episode respectively. What is contained within the rest of the episode? Good question. Answer: we are bounty hunters now. Also, we talk about a funny foot doctor, and there is a pod sneeze at 8:13 Have you ever been attacked in your sleep by a raid of Aztec warriors? If you are traumatized, we are here to help. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com What historical instances should we document next? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
These are literally all of the movies made by the Jewish for the Jewish. Pretty sure we didn't miss any, but, God forbid, if we did miss one, please let us know which one. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
Welcome back to The Jakobson Files, I hope you are ready to get reamed! In this rendition, we spend some time answering the question that is as old as time, can you scramble an egg in its shell? We also talk a little bit about our new podcast, and try not to anger the serial killer that lives next door. Don't forget to leave a 5 star review for us on Yelp, even if you don't know what your name means. Do you think you can spell "Gleep" backwards? Give it a shot by sending your answer here: 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Feeling exceptionally skilled today? Try the challenge word by attempting to spell "Gleeps" backwards: tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com Tea cup us at: teacupsgleeps@gmail.com…
This is the last part of our epic 250 question saga. This is it. This is the end. I'm actually going to cry. Together we've reached the end of this monster list, and now our nightmare has finally ended. We never have to think about these garbage questions ever again. This truly is a day of celebration. This proves that we can get through anything as long as we utilize the power of friendship. Also, as an official announcement, there are no longer ever going to be any more list episodes. NO EXCEPTIONS. Do you have any ideas of what we should do for bonus episodes now that we are out of material? Now is your chance, before we figure something else out. Send us your ideas here: 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you have any lists that you would like us to read through over the course of like 40 episodes? It's been a while since we've done a list episode, so we are open to trying it again soon...for the nostalgia. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com Tea cup us at: teacupsgleeps@gmail.com…
We are going to spend some time discussing how nobody knows the actual layout of the English calendar or the difference between Februrulararily and Febrururarararilytu. We also mention Colton's lack of anatomy knowledge, and what the serial killer next door does for fun. Also, we invent a new wine, we invent a new podcast, we discuss why Noah had to leave work early today, and give you a brand new deal of a lifetime. If you send $5 to Noah on Venmo (@uFitch) he will tell you his phone number. Tea cup us at teacupsgleeps@gmail.com Do you want some wine on wine? We sell it here: 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Was your last moment how you felt for the rest of your life? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. WARNING: COLTON HAS A WET DREAM WHILE RECORDING THIS PODCAST EPISODE We are getting so close to the end of the list I can almost taste it, and it tastes like the salad that's on my head. We finally enter the lightning round to power through the rest of the list...I don't really know what else to type anymore. I've been editing and posting this same bonus episode for over 4 months now at this point, I'm pretty sure. I just want it to be over. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Finally, Colton is open up about the place of which his birth. We also are talk about Jewish Coca-Cola and Noah's superpowers. Oh yeah, also we did talking about how moon cows, The Moon, and Atlantis Cheese Factory are connect together. We can say about the sky egg is the real theory, and the cheese shirt is available for buy. Sorry. Haha. English is my number 4 language. https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/43239947-expose-the-cheese (We are not responsible or knowledgeable about the quality of this product, but it's probably not that great.) Have you ever seen the Holy Spherit? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Have you ever flown too close to the moon? Icarus!!! tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Have you ever wondered if ketchup is a smoothie? It's okay to admit it. Everyone has had this same thought at one time or another. Well, in this episode we finally put this debate to rest...and the final decision may shock you. Also, Papa Bubble is mentioned in this episode. Time to put a salad on my head. Wait. I'm so sorry. That reference is literally from the next bonus episode which hasn't even been released yet. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is in fact the first episode ever released that contains natural sunlight, which of course naturally means we will be talking about closet babies, Jesus' dead man's switch, and Caesar's fanfiction. We also talk about both of our experiences as part of the sleeper agent program during the Cold War, and which ancient being would be the most helpful in a battle scenario. *Just so we are clear, Colton has no idea what he is talking about. Chordata falls in as a branch of phylum, and is in fact not part of the 7 classifications in taxonomy. The classification that he should have said is "Class" which comes directly after "Phylum", but it turns out that all of the information Colton knows about anything comes directly from the sitcom "Community", and his tiny little Chordata brain misinterpreted the information that was presented to him. "Don't eat that yogurt off your sister." ~A line said in this episode Who would be the best to have on your side? Hercules, Gilgamesh, or Ham? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Why did everyone used to die old? If you have information about this, please tell us. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Agent Cody Banks is taking your money. We're counting sheep. Christmas East. We've had some pretty weird jobs. Other things. I'm not required to list them all, gleepcious gracious. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
This is an import and export episode, so I hope you can get really excited about that. We also spend some time talking about all the "Misters" that were an important part of our life growing up, like: Mr. Rogers, Mr. Food, Mr. Tellini, and more. And of course I would be remiss if I didn't mention that Colton explains his newest hobby. Dave Ramsay is going to hate this episode. Do you know the city of Winona? Tell us how or how not you do... 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you want to be on Colton's game show? Sign up by sending an email here. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. For the first time ever we decide to be a little less serious than usual, and try to have a tiny bit of fun. Also, I'm kind of curious, which one would you rather have an arm that regenerates every week or legs that grow back in every week? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
I hope you are ready because this is an air freshener episode of the podcast. 3 Gleep calls immediately after the podcast starts and sets a weird tone for the rest of the episode. We explain to everyone how an episode of "To Catch A Predator" plays out, since most people probably don't remember that show. Colton was a leavening agent, but now that he's been fired he's begging the audience for money. You can send some to him at $ColtonJakobson on CashApp, an he will tell you that he is planning to donate the money. No matter who you are, please remember to always use female condoms to avoid diseases of passion. Is there a Mathnasium near you? Send us a picture. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you near Charkbait? Send us a picture. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
You know we have to mention Super Heaven every few episodes, otherwise this podcast just wouldn't feel right. We have a moment of silence and do a mock call. Also, there is some trivia in this episode, so get your thinking brain on. Oh yeah, Colton also tells a cool story from when he used to actually have a job. Would you eat a Shemin'ham if we started a restaurant with that on the menu? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Have you seen Ben Bailey? I'm worried about him. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is the last question of our epic 250 question saga. Are you a fisherperson and feel that you do not get enough proper representation? Well we are proud to say that we will always stand by you in support, and help raise awareness towards fisherpeople of all races, genders, ages, marital status, national origins, religions, disabilities, sexual orientations, medical conditions, pregnancies, heights, weights, eye colors, and shoe sizes (unless clown or larger). Also, we talk about vanilla I think. Email us at either email. We have two emails. There is really no difference which one you use. I don't know why we have two. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is a pretty packed episode, so I'm just going to do a quick list to rundown all of the topics that we hit in this one. The Kennedy Nickel, Oswald the Rabbid, a new dating app, and babies. Actually now that I look at the list, it seems a lot smaller than I originally thought. That's okay though, the less time you spend reading this, the more time you have to listen to the episode. Also, rest in peace Erika. We joke, but you didn't deserve what happened, and we in no way condone drunk driving. Is your last name Sofar? You can tell us, we will keep it a secret. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Have you ever crashed your car into a Rabbid while drunk? You can tell us, we will chastise you forever. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This podcast is now really big into physical comedy and Vaudeville. We also talk about having the same ex-girlfriend story, how to torture someone with an Easy Bake Oven, what it's like to be a shoe-whore in Vegas, and how being dishonorably discharged can be considered a good thing. Also, if you can find/make a Wikihow on how to pull off a dishonorable discharge, make sure we are the first to see it. Do you have an extra room near Vegas that Noah can use for a few weeks? Let him know here. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com If you are planning to be at the MSP airport anytime soon, send us an E-vite and we will come hang out. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is the first question of our epic 250 question saga. This is a really good list, we talk about Spongebob, we really like this list, Posh Spice still hasn't accepted Colton's challenge, we will read this list forever, dentists have dentists, this list will literally never end, and one of us makes a joke. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
3PAC is back and deader than ever! We also talk about everyone's favorite Spy Kids movie...the 4th one. Also, who is Master Kemp and what was it like to get caught podcasting as a teenager? Noah's doctor might be a robot, and we're pretty sure Mickey mouse started another world war just so he could kill people that look different than him. What body part do you want to be a cyborg? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com If you have any Van Goat art pieces for sale, let me know. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Why would anyone bother to ask "which princess would make the best spy", when they could ask "which spy would make the best princess"? Probably Yelena Belova if we are being honest, though don't count out my personal favorite, Grey Spy from "Spy vs Spy" as a possible contender.....wait...what was I supposed to be doing again? oh yeah, giving you the description of this episode. Oh well. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Welcome to "The Gleepening", the annual once a year extra special gleepisode. This is a same day pod and it's a long one, but every now and then that's okay. Here is a quick rundown of a fraction of what we talk about just in case you are curious: aliens theory, "that kid" from the Hindenburg, Colton pick up lines, Social Ice, leap year, dating an actress, OJ Simpsons, porcupine quill with motor oil, Halloween Shark Tank, Milana Vayntrub (we love her, do not harass her), mailboxes, insurance men, fortune cookies, short lawyers, cum planes, triplets, Superman's philosophies, and Klondike bars. Make sure to join us next week when we...post a shorter episode than this one. Do you have another can of milk? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Let me know if you have successfully looked in on people in stalls, and share your strategy with me. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Honestly there is not much to say about this one, we talk a lot about salt and Chris Pratt's dad. That's really about it. Crazy how this episode is over an hour long. You know what, I just remembered that we also talked about the Kardashians and toddler biting duels. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, we did also talk a little about Noah's favorite show to hate, Breaking Bad. Can you P me some RS? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Would you like to talk to us some more about Chris Pratt's dad, or Kristen Bell's hot bod? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Victoria Beckham has been directly challenged in this episode for the title Posh Spice. She has until 5/14/23 23:59 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) to accept the challenge and duel Colton for the rights; otherwise, the title will be forfeited to Colton by default. If you are Victoria Beckham or are an associate of her, email all correspondence of the challenge to one of the two following emails: 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com Out of courtesy, Colton has elected to let Victoria Beckham defend her title with a 1 vs 1 challenge of her choice. If you are listening to this and you happen to know someone who could potentially get this challenge closer to Victoria, please send it their way.…
Colton teaches you how to play a game of "Mental Nazi" (you don't have to be a Jew if you don't want), Communist America has everyone working at Menards (save big money, save big money, when you shop Menards), and there is a weird guy selling baby fingers (don't worry, he says it's legal). There is also a brand new superhero abound in this episode, and he invented a brand new type of toothpaste. Icarus is back, there is another cryptid out there, and Colton is working his way to a Nobel prize. Have you seen the literal monkey that I came to school with? His name is Kevin. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com If you are from Croatia send an email here to let Colton know. He will pass that information on to Noah. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com This is a link to the Zapruder film footage. Only click this link if you are listening on Spotify. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ygFbCK2V5Y…
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Being the first ever list episode ever, we decide to take answer questions extremely seriously. If you listen to this in it's entirety, I think we talk about how to scam taxis for free money, how to handcuff a one armed homosexual bull, and a baby the is only a leg...yeah...I don't really know. But I do know that we find out who the person is that's been giving us all these questions. Email us some of your cool secrets. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
Everyone has been asking us to talk really in depth about Ingvar's balls, so we do that in this episode. This is also the first time we publicly talk about our shared experience with a police escort. We believe people should know the truth, so we spend some time talking about Major Science Nature. Before this episode description is over, I would just like to remind you that if you are going to shoot the sheriff, you should probably also shoot the deputy. P.S. the next full episode will be posted in less than 1,700 Shouts. Did you understand all of the subtle callbacks in this episode? Did you catch any of the fake callbacks that we made up just for this episode? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com How many grandfather clocks have you stolen from parties before blowing them up? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. There is a lot of talk in this episode that shows our lack of knowledge on the Harry Potter universe, but that's ok because we also mention the worst song ever composed. We also talk about why towels are wet...or something...honestly I don't really remember the other questions from this episode. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com Please email us if you know who the really hot teacher is in this picture. No, I'm not talking about Dumbledorf. https://www.fanpop.com/clubs/hogwarts-professors/images/32796529/title/hogwarts-professors-wallpaper-wallpaper…
We are required by law to mention Cricket Wireless, but apparently they don't really care what we have to say about them. I'd really like to know who's tush fits this glass saddle, amd there's also a really weird donkey of the night Do you know how tobplay the ukulele with a stream of urine? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Send us sound bites here and we'll never use them. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…
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