Ah sequels, where would we be without them? Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Speed 2: Cruise Control... my life would have no meaning! In this final of our two-part wrap up show, we delve into a mega-credits segment that looks at the amazing cast and crew involved in creating The Ferals , and their other notable career highlights... well, at least those we can track down via IMDB. Some true private eye-level investigations there, folks. We also cover our best and worst episodes (thanks to the stat-master Monkey Boy), general Season 2 'awards' and overall favourite moments from the podcast itself. Oh, and Swinny totally won the fan-voted VIP award. Completely legit. What a legend.So with that being said - from Monkey Boy, Swinny and Mike - thanks for all the laughs and goodbye! Top 5 episodes S02E15 Fossil Fools, average rating 10.0 S01E09 Modigliana, average rating 9.3 S01E13 True Romance, average rating 9.0 S02E12 Four Ferals and A Wedding, average rating 8.3 S02E07 School's Out, average rating 8.3 Bottom 4 episodes S01E15 Seasons Greedings, average rating 2.7 S02E05 Rent A Pet, average rating 3.3 S01E03 Couch Potatoes, average rating 3.7 S01E07 Fifteen Seconds of Fame, average rating 3.7 Most divisive episode Ratty Ratty Bang Bang, Monkey Boy rating 9, Swinny rating 6, Mike rating 3 Season One vs Two Overall average rating 6.2 +/- 2.1 Season One average rating 5.9 +/- 2.2 Season Two average rating 6.6 +/- 2.0 Season Two is 11.7% better than season one Reviewer stats Mike average rating 6.8 +/- 1.7 Monkey average rating 5.8 +/- 2.2 Swinny average rating 6.1 +/- 2.4 Ferals Pie Lyrics About six months ago Monkey Boy had an idea for a very peculiar show Maybe it was that nostalgia twitch Childhood feels that caused this itch Or maybe he just didn’t have a job for a while But when he pitched this strange idea Mike and Swinny weren’t so sincere They wouldn’t commit to more than The first season, if that Now we remember feeling low By Episode 3, Couch Potatoes But our doubts faded out As we became true fans of the show [Chorus:] So bye, bye Ferals Podcast, goodbye Drove the listeners insane with our antics at times With Monkey Boy dragging Swinny & Mike, Right into a show that exemplifies Gratuitous violence and lies [Verse 1] And if Mike wrote the book of love Then the very first line would be etched in stone Shit – you wanna grab a coffee? Still it was one effective line Got him the girl, at least half the time Well – maybe just the ones who spoke English But Mike was a deeply tortured soul QBasic gorillas torment him so But the podcast exorcised He's now QBasically alive again He was a lonely flea-ridden immigrant Wearing his awesome fake Adidas pants But he knew it was his second chance The day we started the show [Chorus:] But now we’re saying bye, bye Ferals Podcast, goodbye Drove the listeners insane with our antics at times And good old Mike will curse till the day that he dies Saying 'Screw that Future Luke and his plans' 'Screw that Future Luke and his plans' [Outro] I met a man in Officeworks And I asked him if he needed help But he just pointed at his headphones and shrugged Then he went to the grocery store To buy some tongues and seed clusters And other various pink dollar products That man’s name was Dave Dobbins But not the famous kiwi one An object of obsession Swinny’s slice of heaven And to the one listener we never bribed Superfan Leigh, that awesome guy He finally unsubscribed The day the podcast died [Chorus:] Now we’re saying, bye, bye Ferals Podcast, goodbye Drove the listeners insane with our antics at times These three men leave through the Doom Door, it'll cry Screaming 'doom door sound' 'doom door sound' [Chorus:] Now we’re saying, bye, bye Ferals Podcast, goodbye Drove the listeners insane with our antics at times Now Monkey Boy, Swinny & Mike Are saying – thanks for all the laughs and goodbye Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Alas, it's all over, the last _fresh_ Ferals-related recording from us; yes, we still have our best of season two as a final release. But wait, in our obvious subconscious desperation to hold on to any semblance of a show that provides us three with a scintilla of meaning in our life, we've run over time. Yes, a whopping Peter-Jackson-worthy three and a half hours of raw uncooked Ferals deconstruction goodness. We've decided to split the recording into two parts: 1) First Wrapup and 2) Ferals: First Wrapup Part II. What you'll get in this episode: an in-depth _Charlie Rose_-esque panel interview our of #2 Superfan Leigh, our take of the Ferals Extended Universe (EU) including Feral TV and the Ferals Fantastic Funbook and close it off with some random Ferals trivia. Join Monkey Boy, Swinny, Mike and Superfan Leigh as they revisit the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly _disturbing_ world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

This is it - dear listeners. The final countdown! It's been a long, hard road, but we're finally up to the last ever episode of The Ferals - Fossil Fools. While we still have our final wrap-up episode and Season 2 highlights package on the way, I feel it's only fitting that we step back and take a moment to bask in the glory of our accomplishment. Over 37 hours of talking bullshit about a 90s Aussie kids puppet show. Damn. That's a lot of bullshit. In the finale - Episode S02E15 - all hell breaks loose. The gang open up a dodgy dinosaur park, Mixy has crap thrown at her face, Derryn gets a prick in the ass and everything is literally CRUSHED, KILLED and DESTROYED by the show's climax. What a way to go out. Bravo! *clap.gif* Join Monkey Boy, Swinny, and Mike as they delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Show links Inception Button Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings Monkey Boy: 10/10 Swinny: 10/10 Mike: 10/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

It took 29 episodes, but it's finally come down to this, dear listeners. I'm quitting The Ferals Podcast. I know there's only one episode left to review - but I just can't take it anymore. The pressure to perform at an elite level; to put on an entertaining show, week in, week out - it's too much for me to handle. So, I'm sorry Monkey Boy & Mike - Swinny Costello is hitting the road. Going it alone. Like Jane Eyre - I've got to turn my back on something I truly love in order to continue my journey of self-discovery and Independence. So please join me next week - where I kick off the very first episode of my new solo episodic analysis show - The Hogan's Heroes Podcast . 'I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING!' It's gonna be so awesome. Episode S02E14 of The Ferals features Joe joining the army, Keith & Kylie declaring gang warfare, Lenny having a SNIF and Mixy being horrifically tortured by the enemy. Just like Guantanamo Bay - but with more puppets! Listen as Monkey Boy, Swinny & Mike delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings Monkey Boy: 5/10 Swinny: 10/10 Mike: 8/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Back in the episode summary for S02E05 - I predicted that Lenny would be the character most likely to snap and kill everyone on the show. But now I see I was truly misguided - my imagination led astray and lulled into a false sense of security by a character whose early intentions seemed good, nice... Innocent . However... imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. Robbie - you tricked me. And as I lie here dying - writhing in a puddle of my own blood after being bludgeoned by your electric guitar, all I can do is look up to the stars and scream your name. CURSE YOU, ROBBIE THE RIPPER!! In Episode S02E13, Mixy is on the hunt for evidence of a homicide! Watch (or listen) in suspense as she struggles for proof that Robbie is beginning to murder her close friends in cold blood - and the Ferals are next. Join Monkey Boy, Swinny, and Mike as they delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children’s TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: [www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings Monkey Boy: 5/10 Swinny: 4/10 Mike: 7/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Ahhh... weddings. Everybody loves weddings. Or at least the guests sculling all the free alcohol do. So with that in mind, there's no better time to talk about another relevant subject that is very important, my friends. Laser Tag. For far too long, the dangers of Laser Tag have been concealed to the general public. But I'm here to uncover the truth and lay this barbaric excuse for a sport out for all to see! A few weeks ago, I witnessed - first hand - the horrors and terrible repercussions of this dreadful pastime. Psychotic breakdowns, ear drum-piercing screams, fits of involuntary rave dancing, career-ending cramps - and crippling broken backs. No sport is worth a trip to the Emergency Ward. Laser Tag - don't do it. Episode S02E12 features a wedding; Joe's getting hitched, Lenny is the best man and Keith is the marriage celebrant. It's a joyous and gummy-filled time for all! Listen as Monkey Boy, Swinny & Mike delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings Monkey Boy: 7/10 Swinny: 9/10 Mike: 9/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

As we creep closer to the end of The Ferals, it's beginning to really dawn on me... It's almost over. What the hell am I going to do when the show ends? How will I ever survive without my weekly fix of Rattus P. Rattus, Joe King and the crew? WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE SWINNY!?!? There's only one solution when we hit Episode 30. Do it all again... The Ferals marathon, bitches! In Episode S02E11, Rattus swallows a bomb and is forced by the gang to either vomit or crap it out to survive. Oh, and Derrin buries everyone alive. This, that and more - in this AFI award-winning episode! Join Monkey Boy, Swinny, and Mike as they delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings Monkey Boy: 9/10 Swinny: 6/10 Mike: 3/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

I just came up with the most awesome idea EVER. I mean - the best possible idea one could possibly ever come up with. ...a Hollywood action-blockbuster interpretation of The Ferals - with all the animals played by actual actors - directed by Michael Bay! Rattus would be played by Tom Cruise, naturally. Modigliana would be played by Megan Fox (because Michael Bay). Scarlett Johansson would be Mixy and the part of Derryn would be played by Kelsey Grammar. He was in Transformers once, I think. Keith & Kylie? CGI robots. Because robots are bloody awesome. Episode S02E10 of The Ferals details the rise of Mixymania! Mixy becomes a rapper, while Joe becomes her obsessive manager and recruits Keith and fake Kylie as her backup dancers. And Rattus? He jokes about blending rabbits. Rattus. Rattus never changes. Listen as Monkey Boy, Swinny & Mike delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly _disturbing_ world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings Monkey Boy: 5/10 Swinny: 8/10 Mike: legit 6/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

6 episodes away from the end of The Ferals, and I have a sneaking suspicion we'll never get to find out the answers to these very important, plot-critical questions: ...Did Derryn ever rebuild peaceful diplomatic relations with the moon-king? ...Will Lenny ever confess to lending his 'home movie' collection to Rattus? ...Was the rock monster actually Bumblebee from Transformers?!? ...Is Joe King's middle name 'Far'? You've got six episodes, people - time to start wrapping up those loose ends! Episode S02E09 of The Ferals features the launch of Ferals TV, Robbie learning the sax and Lenny threatening to rub animals together to create electricity, all the while screaming "I'm going to have to science the shit out of this!" I may have gotten part of that mixed up with Matt Damon. Oh well, still relevant. Science on, Lenny! Join Monkey Boy, Swinny, and Mike as they delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings Monkey Boy: 7/10 Swinny: 5/10 Mike: 7/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

LEGO Classic Creative Building Box. $40.00 Family pass to see The Wiggles perform in concert. $150.00 Letting your kids watch a show where puppet animals are served drinks by an indentured Latino servant named Gomez? Priceless. In Episode S02E08, Joe wins big on the lottery. Picks up a fat wad of prime time benjamins. Gets his hands on some fresh dough. Is rolling in the moolah. Piling up stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks. IT'S ABOUT MONEY PEOPLE!!!! We also talk about a very special cult classic named Beastmaster. Don't want to miss out on that one, folks - it's a favourite of mine. Join Monkey Boy, Swinny, and Mike as they delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings Monkey Boy: 7/10 Swinny: 5/10 Mike: 6/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Ever have that one character that you just can't stand? One that annoys you with their very presence. Frustrates you in every scene they occupy. Every line they utter akin to aural diarrhoea being force-fed into your ear drums. So with that being said, I have no qualms about breaking this news... Fake Kylie - YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK. GOODBYE! Episode S02E07 of The Ferals features the gang learning to read, Robbie becoming a meganekko, Joe failing at rudimentary literacy and Lenny improving his patented perv-cam technology. Oh, and a brilliant cameo by The Weakest Link's Cornelia Francis. That certainly came out of nowhere. Join Monkey Boy, Swinny, and Mike as they delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings Monkey Boy: 7/10 Swinny: 8/10 Mike: 10/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

As requested by popular demand, this week's episode summary will be guest-written in Romanian by a good friend of the podcast - Google Translate! De fapt , șurub vorbind despre episodul . Mă duc să utilizeze această oportunitate pentru a se plâng de Mike . Urăsc totul despre el - de la mărgele lui ochi Keith - cum ar fi , elegant lui bine îngrijit părul facial , până la ciolan lui Moose fantastic . Bine că nu va fi în măsură să traducă această înapoi ! ...thank you Google Translate. We look forward to your insightful contributions in the future! In Episode S02E06 of The Ferals, Lenny defies gravity with an iron, Modigliana gets a rocket up the bum and Joe attempts to get physical with everyone while wearing some very short shorts. Nothing left to the imagination here, folks. Join Monkey Boy, Swinny, and Mike as they delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings DJ Rehabilitation (aka Monkey Boy): 5/10 DJ Vicious Vinyl (aka Swinny): 6/10 DJ Acid Head Cracker (aka Mike): 6/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Two thirds down, my dear listeners. Twenty. Damn. Episodes. And you know what? I'm starting to believe that we'll never see that magical moment we're all waiting for. You know what I'm talking about - the scene where Lenny just randomly snaps and murders the rest of the cast in cold blood while they're sleeping. It's gonna happen. Just look at his eyes. Those cold, empty - digital eyes. Episode S02E05 of The Ferals features an a-hole robot, an a-hole little kid, Mixy kidnapping a baby and Rattus pimping out the rest of the ferals. Oh, and Derryn in drag. He kinda looked cute in it, too. Join Monkey Boy, Swinny, and Mike as they delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings Monkey Boy: 1/10 Swinny: 5/10 Mike: 4/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

If somebody travelled back in time and told past -me 12 months ago, that future -me would be 19 episodes deep into an in-depth podcast deconstructing The Ferals, I’m sure that past -me would simply shake his head and not believe them. Future -me would then get totally bummed out by that, and take it upon himself to also travel back in time, but this time further - 32 years ago. Unfortunately, since the time machine (named the Temporal Transfer Field) can only send living tissue back in time, future -me (now 32 years in the past) would have to go to a nearby bar and steal clothes and a motorbike in order to travel to past -me’s mother’s house. At the same time, sensing the danger she is in, Mike is also sent back 32 years into the past to protect her, ultimately finding her in a nightclub and saving her from future -me. Together, Mike and past -me’s mother escape future -me, narrowly avoid death in a high-speed pickup truck chase and hide out in a factory. Together they destroy future -me by crushing him (me) in a hydraulic press, and celebrate by procreating in a dodgy motel room to ultimately create past -me in 9 months. © 2015 Swinny Costello In Episode S02E04 of The Ferals, we get a continuation of Robbie & Lenny’s apartment woes, the Ferals raising money via questionable methods, an omniscient alien disco ball and one heck of a violent landlord. Listen as Monkey Boy, Swinny & Mike delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children’s TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Ratings Monkey Boy: 7/10 Swinny: 6/10 Mike: 8/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Everybody chill! Allow me to break the ice... You wanna know what killed the dinosaurs? The ice age! (insert applause) Hahahaha. Oh - didn't like the joke? You're not sending me to the cooler! Episode S02E03 features the Ferals trying to escape the cold weather, Robbie jetting off to the Sun Fun Resort, Joe performing sweaty reconstructive surgery on a wall and Modigliana making a slightly offensive phone call. Join Monkey Boy, Swinny, and Mike as they delve into the bizarre, violent – and at times, frankly disturbing world of Australian children's TV show, The Ferals! Tweet, Like or Email us! Check out our website on: www.feralspodcast.com Tweet to us at: @feralspodcast Like us on: www.facebook.com/feralspodcast Show links Sun Fun Resort "Hits From The Gum" lyrics Strip it, fold itChew it up, come alongAnd take a hit from the gumPut the bark down just for a secondDon't get me wrong Kyles, not a new methodClimb up, climb downOooh - just got a pile from the groundI like a redgum, or a fat myrtleBillabong shrubs are my kind of herbalIt's ripper, crack me tinny I'm in heavenStop smearing shit on the tree stump, Derryn!Goes down smooth when I get a clean bitOf the bushy crunchy evergreen shitSing my song, chew all night longAs I take hits from the gum (Come on Kyles, oooh yeah) Hits from the gum(Come on Kyles, oooh yeah) Hits from the gum(Come on Kyles, oooh yeah) Hits from the gum(Come on Kyles, oooh yeah) Let's chew that pile, get that oilAnd then scrape those leaves right outta that soilPick em, then lick em, maaaaateOh come on Kyles, it's ace!In good supply, when I get hungryStrip those leaves and get me some munchiesIt's so bloody neatWhen I grab a fresh pile, I munch the greenBut don't get me riled up,Steal my eucalyptusI'm getting it pure, mate, none of your businessGonna take my stash and hide it, just like billOooh - blink and you'll miss itTake a load off, grab a branch and bring it onAs I take hits from the gum (Come on Kyles, oooh yeah) Hits from the gum(Come on Kyles, oooh yeah) Hits from the gum(Come on Kyles, oooh yeah) Hits from the gum(Come on Kyles, oooh yeah) Hits from the gum Ratings Monkey Boy: 5/10 Swinny: 7/10 Mike: 5/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…