My name is Radio Mike, and when I was a kid, I wrote 7 Harry Potter fan-fiction novels - each chapter more absurd, fourth wall-breaking and hilariously stupid than the last.

Join me each week as a read a chapter from my books.

50 years after the final Harry Potter book, Harry is now Headmaster at Hogwarts, ready to usher in a brand new generation of witches and wizards. Join the eponymous 'boys' as they journey through Hogwarts, studying Defense Against the Dark Farts, uncovering the secret of their mysterious potions teacher, and avoiding the school's most annoying new student, Derrick Derrickson.

Book 1 - Harry Potter & The Boys
Book 2 - Harry Potter & The Teamwizard Tournament
Book 3 - Harry Potter & The Cumentors from Kazkaban