Four (usually) old men from Great Britain (mostly) talk about video games! They've been playing since the 1970s and most of them are wrong about everything! Thrill to the excitement of the Usenet newsgroup known as uk.games.video.misc, from the early days of the Internet before social media! With your host deKay and a rotating cast of thousands! (Presenters subject to change without notice.)
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It's only ruddy Christmas again! That means we've done something a bit different to usual, deciding to not tell you what we've been playing! Instead, deKay, Kendrick and Orrah will regale you with tales of Christmasseseses past interspersed with stories from other members of the EUU (Extended ugvm Universe).…
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Quake with fear as the most fearsome video gaming podcast that you fear comes to fear you right up in your (f)ears! Fear the words! Fear the sounds! Fear everything. Fear Fear Fear: It's in the Fear. Oh wait, we're a month late for Halloween. Ignore all that then, and sit back and enjoy Episode 88 where deKay, Toby and Orrah have a lovely wee chat …
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Did you miss us? Because we sure missed you -insert-heart-emoji-! But you can dry your -insert-eyes-emoji- because we're back with Episode 87 and oh what a lovely time we had -insert-microphone-emoji- recording it for you. You'd think after a break we'd have more game -insert-newspaper-emoji- to tell you but actually all we've got is An Actual Show…
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86: Roblox Social Engineering and Other Pursuits
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A new challenger approaches! In this special episode of the ugvm podcast, Hazel and Toby discuss Roblox's Berry Avenue, the perfect hangout spot when you're tired of reality and just want to vibe with some oblong people. They've both been playing Dress to Impress, where fashion isn’t just about looking good—it’s about winning. And if you've ever dr…
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85: My First Brand New Chainsaw
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Sneaking in just before the tail of the month like some sort of ninja in audio form, it's time for Episode 85 of that podcast you subscribed to that time and you keep intending on listening to it but you're a busy person and other podcasts keep filling your app and it's OK, we know you love us anyway even without your ears. This time, deKay, Kendri…
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84: Old Men Who Repeat Themselves
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Exciting news this episode as one of us has played a game that only came out in the last few weeks. See if you can guess who, and which game it was! Also, don't forget to play the Official ugvm Drinking Game (if it is safe and legal to do so) as you listen, and try to beat our high scores! In Episode 84, deKay, Toby and Kendrick somehow manage to c…
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83: I Don’t Need Your Stinkin’ Uncharted Games
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Oh my. What is that smell? Can you smell it? Where is it coming from? Such a stench. A smell you don't want to smell because it smells so bad, but you can't help smelling it because it feels so good to smell. One of those smells. What is it? It's Episode 83, of course! A smell but for your ears, if such a thing can be imagined. In this episode, deK…
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Early philosophers noted that podcasts about video games were important sources of soul energy. They discussed at length about how this may be the case, and conducted many thought experiments to attempt to determine how best to profit from this information. Until the fall of Pompeii, at least, after which nobody cared because everything was on fire…
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81: Please Be Good Please Be Good Please Be Good
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In the Dark Place, there was a Light. A small Light, but a Light that shone brightly, excitedly, erratically. A Podcast Light, to bring Video Game Chat Joy to all the Listeners. And, behind that Light, somehow hiding in its own shadow in the darkest of the Dark Place, was Episode 81 of the ugvm Podcast. In this episode, deKay, Toby, Kendrick and Ch…
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80: That’s Called Cabbaging Them
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Fire up the ROFLCopter (that's still what the cool kids say, right?) because it's time for Episode 80 of the best podcast hosted by these specific people! Probably! In this episode, deKay, Kendrick and Toby stroke their variously hirsute chins and ponder Games, The Multiplatformverse and Everything, including such topics as Microsoft releasing game…
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79: How Many Polygons Do You Need For A Cloaca?
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With Christmas a distant memory, the "gang" reconvene to talk about very important things from the world of Video Gaming and, well, other things too. Welcome, to Episode 79. In this episode, deKay, Kendrick, Choobs and Toby complain about money-grabbing Sega, talk about yet more game development studios letting staff go, YAJTTWG (Yet Another Journe…
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With the stars unable to align for the production of an episode this December, Kendrick has recorded a little something for you all about ugvm, usenet, the universe and everything.بقلم ugvm
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What the listener didn't expect, was to discover that most of the podcast seemed to be about things that had nothing to do with the games mentioned in the usual list of topics. "How queer," they said. "How very, very queer". Episode 78 brings together the talking force of deKay, Kendrick, Orrah and Toby and they use their powers to speak words on s…
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It is with great pleasure that we present to you our most newest edition (until the next one, anyway) of the world-beloved ugvm Podcast! Warm your toes by the fire of Episode 77. For it is indeed a fire. In a bin. In this exciting episode, deKay, Kendrick and Luffer try very hard to fill the required number of minutes with such diverse topics as Fo…
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There are very few certainties in this world, but one of them is guaranteed disappointment in your ears when you listen to a new episode of the ugvm Podcast. Like this one, Episode 76! This time, deKay, Toby and Kendrick break with established norms and talk about games. Oh, wait, no. That's what they usually do. OK, have some Action Man chat inste…
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Kerpow! It's Episode 75 slapping you in the ears like a slappy thing slapping things! In this episode, deKay, Kendrick and Toby talk about Exciting Things At Gamescom, or rather, lack of them, Major Nelson Major Rumours, the PlayStation Portal (neé Q) handheld thing, YABOABH (Yet Another Bit of Atari Branded Hardware), or the Atari 2600+ and who ex…
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Hark! A podcast! Verily, the ugvm gentlemen have returned with dulcet voices and witty repartee in Episode 74. In this episode, deKay, Kendrick and Toby partake in discussion of such things as Ubisoft deleting accounts, Valiant Premier Season 2, Baten Kaitos, Super Pocket - the Evercade that isn't an Evercade, and for some reason, Skibidi Toilet. W…
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In a faraway land, in a shady wooded glade, the Podcast Pixies live. Their existence is a simple, peaceful one. Or was. Because here comes Episode 73 like a Rat King of chainsaws to take down their forest and build condos (whatever they are) or something. In this episode, deKay, Kendrick and Toby talk about the recent EA Games split news, the Real …
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72: The Passion of the Christ, In Zelda
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"Dammit, Link" cursed Zelda, "Just jump! You've got a bloody parachute!". Link didn't answer. He never did. Zelda kicked him over the edge. "Father was right", she said. Episode 72! This time, deKay, Kendrick and Zo discuss the fortuitously timed (for once) Sony Not-E3 Presentation and the games therein, Kendrick's new telephone (look, we're short …
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71: Uncomfortable With My Inner Child
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"Welcome to Episode 71", said the creepy man at the gate in the torn and dirty mouse suit, between puffs on his dogeared cigarette. "Enjoy your stay". In this episode, deKay, Kendrick, Zo and John/Choobs discuss the death of Lenovo's gaming telephone line (as in, a line of gaming telephones, not a telephone line you use for gaming), Someone Has Bou…
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70: When the Duolingo Owl Comes For You At Midnight
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Another episode already? Who thought that would be a good idea? In this episode, deKay, Kendrick and Toby put their lips to their microphones and aurally kiss them with such delicious topics as Starfield being exclusive to Microsoft-related Gaming Platforms, Call of Duty on the Switch, Counterstrike 2 (already? Only seems like weeks since the last …
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Childish schoolboy sniggers abound, it's Episode 69 of your favourite[citation needed] viddyo games podcast! This episode, the old men that are deKay, Luffer and Kendrick and the slightly less old man that is Zo, navigate carefully around the choppy waters of the number 69, discuss the new toys Luffer has bought (he got a Pico 4 VR headset to go wi…
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Yes, yes. We know the last episode was a mere shadow of a proper show. A snifter. A tease. Well, we're back with a Real One, you lucky, lucky people. In Episode 68, which somehow unexpectedly became a Chinese New Year Special, deKay, Toby, Orrah and Kendrick do chats about How To Speak Chinese Proper Like, Wo (like "oh-woah") Long Fallen Dynasty (a…
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Thanks to some wonderful audio issues from our resident audio engineer, last episode left us with a lot of "material" which got cut as it was mainly chat while we waited for stuff to get fixed temporarily. It seemed a shame to lose this Classic ugvm Bants to the dark recesses of deKay's hard drive, so we've collected together all these not-for-air …
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66: Traditional Christmas Potatoes
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What? It's Christmas again already? Impossible. And yet - here we are with a festival shambles episode, with all the audio dropouts and edits only a True Christmas Shambles Episode could provide. In Episode 66, deKay, Kendrick, Zo, Toby and Luffer talk about the Evercade EXP Special Edition theft, Ash Ketchum finally retiring from the world of Poké…
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65: In the Corner, Cranking Away
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Don't panic everyone, we're here after all! October was, er, holiday month or something. Yeah, that'll excuse the delay. Phew, eh? In Episode 65, deKay, Toby and Kendrick cover the new Evercade EXP's delay but can't remember the details, the Mega Drive Mini 2 but can't remember the games on it, Embracer shutting down a recent studio purchase, R-Typ…
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If you like a bit of history in your podcast, then by all means listen but it's not really quality history content and, frankly, the game chat is better than that's bad enough as it is. Fair warning! In Episode 64, deKay, Kendrick, Orrah and Zo celebrate the Nintendo 64 for approximately three minutes, then move on to more modern things like Stuff …
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Your regular, too long, tedious video game chat podcast is back! Episode 63 comes to you right now in this actual post! Don't mess yourself. In this episode, deKay, Kendrick and Toby tell you all about Embracer Group buying All the Things, Nintendo being the latest in a sadly long line of games companies with abusive and misogynistic working condit…
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We were going to record this a week earlier but the Earth was hotter than the actual surface of the Sun so that was deemed impossible, impractical, and far too sweaty. Instead, we recorded a week or so later. You'd not notice if I hadn't just told you. And mentioned it in the episode. Episode 62 features The deKay, The Kendrick and The Luffer discu…
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The ugvm Podcast returns, a little earlier than advertised in some listings magazines, with this, Episode 61. Not that there's anything specifically noteworthy about Episode 61, but it does feature The Return of the Zo, who joins deKay, Luffer and Kendrick in Chat Mode, and we talk about Not-E3, games at Not-E3, the future of E3 and/or Not-E3, Saud…
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60: What is Britain? A Miserable Pile of Secrets
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60 episodes of... this. What is wrong with you all. This time round, deKay, Toby and Kendrick talk about the launch problems with Sony's new PlayStation Plus tiers, Steve Jackson (no, not that one) bringing OGRE to consoles, Nintendo and/or GameFreak taking away the Pokémon music they only gave us a few months ago, and Important News about Pac-in-T…
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59: This is a Job for… The Senate
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With nothing better to do, it was time for another Chat About Games. With a slightly retro feel this episode! In Episode 59, deKay, Toby, Kendrick and Luffer reminisce about the ZX Spectrum to celebrate its 40th birthday. Then, imagine the hilarity when deKay gets failed product Amico mixed up with failed product Atari VCS! Except you don't have to…
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We're sorry but yes we made another podcast. Actually we're not sorry. You probably deserve it after that thing you did. Yeah, we know. And we're going to tell your parents. In this, Episode 58 of the ugvm Podcast, the Men With Mouths That Speak are deKay, Kendrick and Toby and they do all the speaking about Sony's new PlayStation Plus/Now hybrid, …
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57: Photorealistic Horse Testicles
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Two episodes in one months? You lucky, lucky people! You're even more lucky because this episode has no singing in it. Yes, I know it's only because we missed January by a day. Shush. In Episode 57 of Your Least Favourite Video Game Podcast, deKay, Toby, Luffer and Tim expel lexiconic blather from their phizogial orifii on the subjects of, but not …
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56: If We’d Done It Earlier We’d Have Missed The Sony News
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Yes, we're late. Sorry. Nobody could be bothered last week so we've blundered into February without a January episode. Even though this was recorded in January (just about). We're here now and that's all that matters, yes yes? Apart from the content of course, and oh boy, what content. This episode, deKay, Kendrick, Orrah and Toby provide mouth tru…
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55: No More Christmas Podcasts
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Joyeux Noël to our listener! As a special present, this episode features us playing a game which definitely isn't anything like No More Jockeys at all because of course Luffer can come up with his own game format, right? Right.بقلم ugvm
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We apologise unreservedly for this rare lapse in our standards of quality and entertainment.بقلم ugvm
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54: Killing the Population of Halifax
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With the crew back up to full power, Episode 54 is easily the best episode we've had in at least four weeks. In Episode 54, deKay, Kendrick, Luffer and Toby spit bars on such topics as Gamesmaster, Epic buying Harmonix, The Elder Scrolls VI (that's "vee eye" not "eye vee", Kendrick) being PC and Xbox exclusive, more Bugsnax incoming, and racism. No…
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Three (count 'em!) presenters this month. That's 50% more than last time, so does it translate to 50% better quality? Of course not. In Episode 53, deKay, Kendrick and Toby outdo last month's Traffic Cone Chat with discussion about AI tanks and how that relates to Roombas dealing with dog poo. Come on, you don't get this with TCGS. Also, more on Ac…
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It's just the OG lads this episode, because everyone else is sick, on holiday, sick and on holiday, or lazy. Or lazy and sick. deKay and Kendrick attempt to make the best of the situation with Hot Facts about the Nintendo Direct, Victoria III, Activision Blizzard and Thatcher's Techbase (trigger warning: little bit of politics), discuss Chris Pratt…
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Back to boring old noises-only podcasting, here's Episode 51! Probably for the best you can't see our fat greasy faces anyway. In this episode, deKay, Kendrick, Luffer and Toby talk about Serious Things like war and stuff with some discussion about Six Days in Fallujah, Moderately Less Serious Things like how Among Us is now in Fortnite and how nau…
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Well this is exciting! To celebrate 50 episodes of everyone’s favourite podcast with the letters u, g, v and m in it, we did a live video show! No, not that sort of live video show. Because of that, Episode 50 is a little different. deKay, Kendrick and Zo were actually there, in person, on […]بقلم ugvm
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It's time for Episode 49 and oh boy do we have what can only be described as "two and bit hours of noise" for you! In this episode, deKay, Tim, Toby and Kendrick delight you with outstanding (but somewhat truncated compared to previous years) not-late-at-all E3 hot facts, chat about how much Bobby Kotick is worth dead or alive, Tencent's investment…
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48: The Worst Fake British Accent
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Episode 48 of what is probably the only Yakuza based podcast worth listening to contains scenes of a Yakuza nature and listener discretion is advised. This time, deKay, Kendrick and Choobs are joined by long time listener (he says but we know it's not true) and first time podcaster Orrah to force noises into your tympanic membranes that your brain …
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47: Doug Bowser’s Relevant Equipment
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Episode 47 of our podcast is guaranteed to the ONLY place you can find discussion about both a giant turtle penis AND VR vignetting. Yes, we are a special sort of podcast that covers the hard topics others shy away from. As well as that, deKay, Kendrick, Toby and Luffer talk at length (and girth) about other game and tangentally-game topics like th…
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46: 36 Pence Blood on the Sand
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Episode 46 is a deviation from our usual podcasting format, by which I mean it's exactly the same nonsense as it always is. At least we're consistant! In this episode, deKay, Kendrick, Tim and Luffer expel sounds from their orifaces which gently coalesce into some entertaining chat on the subjects of digital game stores (including the impending clo…
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45: Undiscovering Locations I Haven’t Undiscovered
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今日は! That's right, Episode 45 of the ugvm Podcast is in Japanese! Really poor Japanese! For all of 20 seconds after which deKay runs out of vocab and reverts to The King's English! In this episode, deKay, Jaimie, Kendrick and Luffer fill your ears with vocal splurts covering such topics as the recent and long-awaited Nintendo Direct, EA and Codemas…
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44: Destiny 2 is Basically In The Night Garden
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Well hello there 2021 fans! Episode 44 is here to blow away those January blues. Or provide more of them. In this episode, deKay, Kendrick, Luffer and Toby have some Big Talks about the general lack of consoles on store shelves, Steve Jackson's (no, not that one) plans for new old games, and probably the most important console release of 2020 (and …
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43: Making The Rules Up As You Go Along
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As it's actual Christmas, we decided to give you a special Christmas episode of the podcast. We're so very, very sorry. In Episode 43, deKay, Kendrick, Luffer and James not only talk about some recent gaming news like CD Projekt Red and the 32Blit handheld, but they also play An Actual Game in the form of a quiz devised by Luffer which we're defini…
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42: Animal Crossing is Basically Destiny
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Don't let the title of this episode fool you - we're all about the New Exciting Gaming Devices. All three of them! Yes, three. Count them if you don't believe us. In Episode 42, deKay, Zo, Kendrick and Niaz completely fail to discuss Life, the Universe and Everything despite all being massive nerds, but instead talk all about the Xbox Series X and …
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