Send us a Text Message. This week Bre and Magistrate are watching an all-time favorite, Mirror Mirror! (If you do not like this movie Madi will take it as a personal slight). What were your favorite moments from the film? Also, CALLING ALL HISTORY BUFFS: Elizabeth I inspo for the evil queen?? Mirror Mirror (2012) is rated PG for some fantasy action…

Send us a Text Message. WELCOME BACK to season 3 of our show!!! Bre and Menace are back discussing the second half of Angels & Demons by Dan Brown. Use the link above to text our show and tell us your thoughts. Were you scandalized by the Ecstasy of St. Teresa? Were you unimpressed with the Illuminati symbols? And what about that plot twist? Don't …

Send us a Text Message. If there's one thing they're going to do to Josh Hutcherson roles it will be childhood trauma. We call that the Bridge to Terabithia effect. If you found Chuck E. Cheese as creepy as we did as kids, you'll love this one. Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) is rated PG-13 for strong violent content, bloody images and language. You…

Send us a Text Message. This week, let's talk about the history of slashers and the dangers of pretzeling. Also, Bre and Moby Dick humbly request that you do NOT lure them into an isolated island and pretend you're killing them off one by one, because they will cut off your Hostess Twinkie. They would wish you an April Fool's, but they're actually …

Send us a Text Message. This week Matrix and Bre read Dan Brown's first novel, Angels & Demons. Some shocking revelations include the backside of our dollar bill, conspiracy theories we believe to be true, and that unfortunately Freud may have a point. If you'd like to read along with us read up to chapter 70 :) You can contact us at tmttspodcast@g…

Send us a Text Message. From karaoke during my tikka masala, to Dorinda's spiritual awakening, to a maharajah moonlighting as an IT guy, this movie was truly a fever dream. Come rant with Madi about it this Monday. The Cheetah Girls: One World (2008) is rated TV-G. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.c…

Send us a Text Message. It's the 100th episode of our podcast! We've had so much fun doing this and we hope you've had fun listening. Here's to another 100 to come... To celebrate, take some personality quizzes with us based on what we've reviewed! You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us…

Send us a Text Message. Feel free to listen to this if you're batshit crazy. Just kidding. Sort of. Mr. Right (2015) is rated R for violence and language throughout. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram and TikTok. Also on YOUTUBE! THERE’S M…

Send us a Text Message. This episode uncovers the truth you've been dying to know about your hosts. Which one is more likely to be a Bridezilla? Would we ever marry someone without knowing their family first? (NO!!!) The rom-com Jumping the Broom (2011) is rated PG-13 for some sexual content. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: ht…

Send us a Text Message. Our queen Issa Rae has RETURNED with the most showstopping chemistry in this unconventional rom-com. Get in the holiday spirit this Valentine's Day and commit some murders. I mean, solve some murders. Definitely solve them. The Lovebirds (2020) is rated R for sexual content, language throughout, and some violence. You can co…

Send us a Text Message. This episode your hosts watch the last two episodes of the Percy Jackson television series. We laughed, we cried, we dissected the pros and cons of all the changes made. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram and TikTok…

Send us a Text Message. Cheetah Sisters are back to strutting like they mean it all through Barcelona. And it's lowkey embarrassing. But so good! Amigas Cheetahs can never top Cinderella though, no matter what Chanel says. The Cheetah Girls 2 is rated TV-G. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home …

Send us a Text Message. Your favorite dysfunctional family is back! Watch Percy Jackson and the Olympians, episodes 4-6 now, and then listen to us talk about the pros and cons of stylistic choices. Plus, some Athena slander and Ares praise, for a change. (If we're late on the episode next week, it's probably because we got smote...) You can contact…

Send us a Text Message. In July, Bre and Midge dawned all the pink they could find to see Barbie in theaters. Because of the strike, they weren't able to release the episode, but it's out now! You can stream all versions on Max, so make sure to do that and come back here to discuss metaness, kennergy, and why we need Barbie 2. Barbie (2023) is rate…

Send us a Text Message. Same stories different font? This week your dear scholars offer you stories from Hans Christian Andersen and The Brothers Grimm: "The Real Princess" and "The Frog Prince". Moral of the story: serving c**t is always encouraged. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow …

Send us a Text Message. Our life's work has just been accomplished. Hoorah! The podcast started with Percy Jackson so we're so excited to talk about the first THREE episodes of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians TV show. Let's talk cameos, the changes made, and Annabeth being a little cutie pie. Percy Jackson and the Olympians (2023) is rated TV-P…

Send us a Text Message. Somehow, this show managed to even turn crime into Christian propaganda. Fill your house with Christmas cheer OR ELSE! On Christmas morning of 1999, in Tyler, Texas, Carla and Steve Barron were shot in their bed, with only their 17 year old daughter surviving. This is a true crime episode covering Homicide for the Holidays, …

Send us a Text Message. DOUBLE FEATURE MOMENTTTT! Be honest, do you think JK Rowling got the idea for Draco Malfoy from Hermey (AKA Kirby...whoops)? Watch the 1970 stop-motion film Santa Claus is Comin' To Town and the 1964 stop-motion film Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with your merry and slightly drunken hosts. You can contact us at tmttspodcast…

Send us a Text Message. Join Bre and Milk on this Hallmark-style adventure: Santa Baby, starring Jenny McCarthy (alias unknown...?) and find comfort in knowing that if Santa runs out of any ho's, at least he has Donna. Santa Baby (2006) is a TV movie rated PG. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/ho…

Send us a Text Message. Stop being little Hoe Hoe Hoes and start the 25 Days of Christmas lineup with your jolly hosts Bre and Mittens. We're watching The Santa Clause! Who knew Claus had an E in it? The Santa Clause (1994) is rated PG for a few crude moments. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/ho…

Send us a Text Message. If you were as overwhelmed as we were to be dragged back into our Hunger Games era 10 years after the fact, this episode is for you! We mention all the things you might have missed in the theaters, do some book comparisons, and provide a couple (maybe outlandish?) theories for you to ruminate. Welcome back, tributes! This 20…

Send us a Text Message. This episode Bre and Mezcal read the last installment of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian. Takeaways from this episode: Hestia is the love of our lives, Madi is a God apologist (sort of, and Zeus still sucks), and we reeeeeally hope Luke didn't use his final breath to be a creeper…

Send us a Text Message. You probably thought Bre and Madness could not talk more than they already have about family dynamics between the gods and demigods in Ancient Greece. You couldn't be more wrong -- this time, we're delving even deeper into the choices of the Olympians and their children, discussing Kronos's cult, and loving our boys Grover a…

Send us a Text Message. The stunning conclusion to the review from your favorite podcast is complete! This time we finished reading The Dead Romantics by Ashley Poston. If you missed the first part, go listen to that now! Stay tuned til the end to hear about next year's chaotic plans for Halloween and what Bre and Madelyn have been watching lately.…

Send us a Text Message. Things Mausoleum thinks should be banned: ghostwriting, open caskets, and romance slander. Things Bre thinks should be banned: Madi performing seances every night to update her on the latest TV shows. To follow along, read the first 19 chapters of The Dead Romantics by Ashley Poston before listening. Happy Reading! You can c…

Send us a Text Message. If you're like your beloved hosts, then you've probably wondered why there are so many deadly creatures. Turns out it's actually revenge from the moon?? Plus, Bre reads red riding hood and Cinderella's lovechild. If you want to read along with us, the stories are Bahloo the Moon and the Daens + The Red Slippers. You can cont…

Send us a Text Message. In this episode Bre and Minnow close the chapter on Lovelorn and discuss the ending of Broken Things by Lauren Oliver. Major spoilers ahead, so if you haven't listened to the first part do that first! And let us know on our socials your opinions -- did you also want Lovelorn to be real? Was the ending great or anticlimactic?…

Send us a Text Message. This episode Bre and Mythos read the first half (203 pages) of Broken Things by Lauren Oliver. Is Lovelorn real? We don't know yet, but we want it to be. Plus, why is Abby here, and wtf happened to the original author of Lovelorn? And that doesn't even cover the high school drama. If you're looking for something Pretty Littl…

Send us a Text Message. Welcome back from our mini break! This episode we return to the Percy Jackson universe with the best book yet. We're on a roller coaster that only spirals up. There's so much to unpack here, but the highlights include Bianca and Nico's family dynamic, pleas for Uncle Rick to answer our questions dammit, and of course giving …

Send us a Text Message. It's finally September! Bre and Maestro are preparing for the fall season with a horror novella to kick things off. Crossroads by Laurel Hightower is a story about grief, motherhood, and how far you'd go for the people you love. TWs for depictions of grief, loss of a child, self harm, and suicide attempts. You can contact us…

Send us a Text Message. This episode your two favorite sleuthing podcasters talk about the beloved Nancy Drew mystery The Hidden Staircase and discuss various general book qualms. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram and TikTok. Also on YOUT…

Send us a Text Message. Bre and Magic are begging you all to NOT go snooping in random people's bookshelves... but if you do, tell us the hot goss. In this episode you'll find two folk tales read by yours truly: Sky O'Dawn and The Book of Magic. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on…

Send us a Text Message. This episode, Bre and Malpractice talk about Susanna Kaysen's 1993 memoir Girl, Interrupted. Trigger warnings or mentions of suicide, descriptions of attempted suicide, mentions of statutory rape, and other possible triggering mental health discussions. If you or someone you know is struggling with thoughts of suicide, hopel…

Send us a Text Message. Bre and Mash discuss the second book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series this episode. Abundant love for Tyson, abundant hate for Tantalus and Clarisse, and some theories about real-life demigods await you. The Sea of Monsters was published in 2007 and written by Rick Riordan. Warning for depictions of bullying and…

Send us a Text Message. This bite sized episode is not too big, not too little, but just right. Listen to Goldilocks and the Three Bears and Hina, the Woman in the Moon read by your favorite fairy tale-loving hosts. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast o…

Send us a Text Message. If you have suspiciously braying ears or sensory issues, listen on! You are guaranteed to relate to this episode. This Monday Bre and Montreal read you two bedtime stories: The Emperor Trojan's Goat's Ears and The Princess and the Pea. Night night, sleep tight, and don't let peas roll under your mattress at night. You can co…

Send us a Text Message. In light of the news that actors have now joined the writer's strike in a historical moment for the entertainment industry, Bre and Mitigate decided to talk about what this protest is all about, including topics such as AI implementing, the cons of streaming, and what this means for our podcast. Reach out to us to continue t…

Send us a Text Message. This episode, Brena and Madame watch the first two episodes of the mini-series Self Made: Inspired by the Life of Madam CJ Walker. Self Made is rated TV-MA. Trigger Warning for attempted sexual assault. Please watch with caution. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Foll…

Send us a Text Message. This is your weekly PSA from Bre and Mellon to not contact random men from Craigslist for any reason, but especially not to be roommates. This episode we make a stop to Orange County, California to meet Maribel Ramos and hear her story.Worst Roommate Ever (2022) is a docuseries rated TV-MA for frightening and intense scenes.…

Send us a Text Message. Fires and munchkins and Nazis, oh my! This episode Bre and Moss discuss maybe the most cursed movie of all time, The Wizard of Oz. Listen now to find out all the fucked up wonders of this beloved film.The Wizard of Oz (1939) is rated PG for some scary moments.You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social m…

Send us a Text Message. The only correct way to stay cheetah-licious is to stream the breakdown of your favorite girl band's origins! The Cheetah Girls (2003) is rated TV-PG. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram and TikTok. Also on YOUTUBE! …

Send us a Text Message. Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson series is so fascinating-riveting-engaging-enthralling-engrossing. Rediscover Camp Half-blood with a breakdown of the novel from yours truly.You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram and TikTok…

Send us a Text Message. Ah, yes, the moment every girl dreams of: True Love's Heimlich. Discover the original fairy tales Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and The Battle of the Crabs with Bre and Monday.You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram an…

Send us a Text Message. Have you not heard the scuttlebutt?? Then stream this episode now silly!The Little Mermaid (2023) is rated PG for action/peril and some scary images.You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram and TikTok. Also on YOUTUBE! TH…

Send us a Text Message. Part 2 of our prep to see the 2023 Little Mermaid - Bre and Meddle take on the original Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram and TikTok. Also on YOUTUBE! THERE’S MORE TO THE STORY I…

Send us a Text Message. To prep for the much anticipated release of the 2023 live-action The Little Mermaid, Bre and Mermaidia go back to the start of the Disney Renaissance with this much beloved (and controversial?) classic. They explore foreshadowing, a feminist take on the film, as well as dive into some Greek Mythology trivia to discover the o…

Send us a Text Message. Mediocre and Brena track their theories and observations from the first episode to the final installment of the Hunger Games trilogy. Get ready for symbolism and shenans.The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015) is rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, and for some thematic material.You can contact us …

Send us a Text Message. Bre and Murky revisit a childhood classic. If you're tired of diggin', that's too damn bad! Stream the episode now!Holes (2003) is rated PG for violence, mild language and some thematic elementsYou can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.comWebsite: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/homeFollow us on social media: @tmttspodcast o…

Send us a Text Message. Tonight Macadamia and Bre are travelling to a land Far Far Away to hear the origins of our favorite chaotic kitty, Puss in Boots, as well as learn about gay real estate in The Sugar-Candy House. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.comWebsite: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast…

Send us a Text Message. Ouchie. This took Bre and Masochist such a long time to review because they knew it was going to hurt, and boy did it. Tune in to this discussion of Mockingjay Part 1 to talk about what there is to like, dislike, and of course the politics of it all. Plus, WTF does Panem look like?!? The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 is …