HAIL, HAIL, THE GANG'S ALL HERE and we spend an inordinate amount of time gushing about Verin because, well, she's Verin. We also have Eyes & Ears, WoT for Bros, Lini's Advice Hive, Unnotable Quotables, and WoT If, so basically this episode is amazing. You're welcome. 🫁 Black Market Lungs for Rich: https://gofund.me/8cc33948 🐦 Follow: https://twitt…

Evidently the hosts of this show have personal lives? And couldn't record? So Jess made one that's all commercials. You're welcome. 🫁 Black Market Lungs for Rich: https://gofund.me/8cc33948 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://disc…

The gang's all here and we've got Eyes & Ears, Remedial Ji'e'Toh, we empty that bombastic Mail Sack, and Kevin brings a brand new segment to the table. It's amazing. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s…

We have Eyes and Ears, we have WoT Hot, we empty the turgid mail sack, and we talk about what we actually like about these books. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https://www.tar…

Shut up, this is not late, we don't know what you're talking about. ANYWAY, you're in for a super gay treat because Kevin is sick and Naebs is out of town (on yet another cruise, we assume), so it's just Jess and Jenny talking about which non-canon female ships they'd smash together like Barbies if they could. You're welcome. Don't forget to suppor…

We're back from WoTCon and we will absolutely not shut up about it. We've got Eyes and Ears, Belladonna the Busty Bard finally shows up after however long, we see the Light with Truth Defense Dispatch, learn how to fight with ASMR Sword Forms, and just generally have a really great time. You're welcome. Jess's husband is fixing to get a lung transp…

Jenny's not here and it's scary. We have Eyes & Ears, Lini's Advice Hive, a brand new ASMR segment, some other stuff, and we do a deep dive into Moghedien. You're welcome. 🫁 Get Jess's husband new lungs: https://gofund.me/626fff59 🛫 Send Jenny to WoTCon: https://gofund.me/8e5d0bbf 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://que…

We've got Eyes and Ears, WoT for Bros, Small Talk, and WoT If, plus we talk about Chuck Norris, Seanchan Barney, the time Jenny doxxed herself in a Jeri Ryan fan chat room back in the day, and the funniest moments in the Wheel of Time. You're welcome. 🫁 Get Jess's husband new lungs: https://gofund.me/626fff59 🛫 Send Jenny to WoTCon: https://gofund.…

We're 100 episodes old, suckers! This episode has EVERYTHING. Well, it has some of the usual stuff. But there's also a Big Surprise™️ and you're just gonna have to listen to find out what it is. It's definitely NOT a special guest, and that special guest is definitely NOT Brian. Why would we even do that. You're welcome. 💯 This is all the shit we w…

Yooooooooooooooo! We've got Eyes and Ears, we engage in some Small Talk, Jenny has some WoTHot takes, and Naebs is bringing the new segment this time. And then we have a nice, long, rambling chat about the Horn of Valere. There's also a weird amount of Barney discussion. The dinosaur, not the guy from season 1. You're welcome. PS: Jess's husband is…

Hey, we're all here! We've got Eyes and Ears, we empty the mail sack, we engage in some Small Talk, and Jenny brings a new segment to the table. And since we're all present and accounted for, we have a nice long debrief about JordanCon, and how awesome the WoT community is. It's a real love fest in here. So gross. Anyway, you're welcome. PS: please…

Kevin had to parent again, which is frankly preposterous. We chat a bit about JordanCon, Naebs' video color is WAY off, we do some sketches probably, and we get another entertaining story from Jenny's youth. Have you donated to Jenny's WoTCon GoFundMe yet? Do it again. You're welcome. 🛫 Send Jenny to WoTCon: https://gofund.me/8e5d0bbf 🐦 Follow: htt…

We swear that Kevin is still a co-host on this show. We've got Eyes & Ears, some news, some other stuff that Jess can't remember because JordanCon made her brain shut off and she's posting this like two weeks late. Also, donate to Jenny's WoTCon GoFundMe. Also, come to WoTCon. You're welcome. 🛫 Send Jenny to WoTCon: https://gofund.me/8e5d0bbf 🐦 Fol…

We're back! Our long national nightmare is over! Kevin overslept though, so there's that. We've got Eyes & Ears, WoTHot, we empty the mail sack, we forget to do a new commercial...we are very good at podcast. Also, donate to Jenny's GoFundMe so she can come to WoTCoN! You're welcome. 🛫 Send Jenny to WoTCon: https://gofund.me/8e5d0bbf 🐦 Follow: http…

Naebs left us for dead again ("I have a job" he says), but we actually did pretty okay without him. So welcome to The New TVAD starring everyone but Naebs. Please to enjoy Lini's Advice Hive, Small Talk, WoT Hot, and some other stuff probably. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Supp…

We're back! Naebs has recovered from the plague, Jess has a 5-day headache, Jenny is harassed by that song clip (you know the one), and Kevin is charming. There's Eyes and Ears, Mail Sack, WoT Hot, and Kevin wrote something that we can't remember now because tbh that was like 2 days ago. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 …

Jess may or may not have completely forgotten to post this last week. We're not commenting on that. By which we mean Jess, who is writing this, is not commenting on that. Anyway, we do some stuff that we (Jess) can't remember now. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://…

We've got Eyes and Ears, we've got WoT Hot, we empty the Mail Sack, and we even have a new segment. Naebs also starts a misinformation campaign about volcanology, and we talk about some of the many, many, MANY mistakes and missteps made by characters in The Wheel of Time. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: http…

Happy frickin' new year. This one's a banger, and gets out of pocket pretty much immediately. We've got Eyes and Ears, Belladonna the Busty Bard, Small Talk, Jenny brings another amazing new segment to the table, Kevin does something else that Jess can't remember right now, and we talk about if the Shadow actually should have won the Last Battle. Y…

Naebs was out again. We forgot like half of our sketches. We had no idea how to make Streamyard do the thing right. We were kind of bad at making conversation. So the key takeaway here is that without Naebs we are basically just a herd of kinda dumb turtles. But, you know, you're welcome. Also, we are out of office until January 9th for the holiday…

We've got Eyes and Ears and WoT Hot 3, we empty the bulging mailsack, and Jess is obsessed with her new puppy, who is very cute. Then we talk about our top favorite moments in season 2. It was surprisingly Liandrin heavy, even though she's a bitch. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸…

Jess bailed on this episode so she has no idea what happened but there's probably an Eyes & Ears report, Kevin probably did somthing funny, Jenny probably did something playful but smart, and Naebs probably did something horrifying. You know, the usual. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/t…

Jess doesn't really remember what happened this episode. Rhuarc definitely did cocaine. Kevin did something funny, probably, and it's safe to assume we traumatized Jenny somehow. You know, just TVAD stuff. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalona…

Jenny, Jess, and Kevin were on their own this week and they were very confused and scared. If this episode sucks, please direct your complaints to Nae'blis. He bailed and left them for dead because he's the worst. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark…

Kevin's back this week, and why not? He's a goddamned delight. We have Eyes and Ears, Jess actually came up with a new segment for the first time in like a year, and we talked for like two hours. So. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterda…

We have Lini's Advice Hive, we empty the Mail Sack until it's flaccid and sad, but most importantly we have KEVIN standing in while Jenny is in Belarus. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 W…

We're back, baybeeee! We've got Remedial Ji'e'Toh, we've got Lini's Advice Hive, we've got non-stop Season 2 discussion. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https://www.tarvalonafte…

We're excited for season 2 and so we talk about that a lot. We do Eyes and ears, and the mail sack, and Truth Defense Dispatch, and news...you know, the usual. Definitely no discussion of huge airborn poop. 💩 You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarval…

The show is going up two days late which means that Jess doesn't remember fuck all about what happened. But she's pretty sure we drained the mail sack and we get yelled at in Remedial Ji e' Toh, so we've got that going for us. Which is nice. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Suppor…

Jess usually posts episodes like two days after they're recorded and she doesn't remember what the hell we said, but she's pretty sure there's a Truth Defense Dispatch, the mail sack gets drained, and we talk about the trailer a lot. So. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: h…

It's Senior Class Superlatives, but for the Wheel of Time. Plus some trolloc noises and other stuff. You're welcome. ☸️ Register for WoTCon Virtual 2023: https://wotcon.fun/register 💸 Donate to Jenny's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/manage/send-jenny-to-wotcon 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸…

We actually rescheduled recording! Look at us go! You're welcome. ☸️ Register for WoTCon 2023: https://wotcon.com/wotcon-2023/membership-and-registration/ 💸 Donate to Jenny's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/manage/send-jenny-to-wotcon 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patre…

💸 Donate to Jenny's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/manage/send-jenny-to-wotcon 📖 EW Article: https://ew.com/tv/the-wheel-of-time-season-2-first-look-photos-premiere-date/ 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3…

We're super stoked because this week features special guests Ali and Gus from Wheel Takes! Plus some other stuff. You're welcome. ❤️ Wheel Takes with Ali & Gus: https://www.spreaker.com/show/wheel-takes 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord:…

At last, our long (inter)national nightmare is over. We have returned triumphant from JordanCon (except for Jenny) and we have a whole load of news, plus a completely unhinged new segment from Nae'blis. You're welcome. 🎦 Ask WoT Anything at JordanCon: https://youtu.be/MNdO7IRClws 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.co…

We have returned from whence we went. You're welcome. Check out our sponsor, Queerencia! Also check out Jenny's new project, Nerdy Negroes, with Adison from Everyday Negroes! Or don't. We're not your dad. 🌈 Queerencia: https://queerencia.co/tvad 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discor…

Eyes and Ears, Remedial Ji'e'Toh, Lini's Advice Hive, and a lot of gushing about how great the Wheel of Time fan community is. Also, come to WoTCon. You're welcome. 🎟️ WoTCon: https://wotcon.com/ 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https:…

Naebs works really hard to turn home improvement into innuendo, and we learn all kinds of neat shit about the White Tower. There's also, like, sketches and a commercial and shit. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https:/…

We go waaaaay off topic before focusing up for Eyes and Ears, Truth Defense Dispatch, and a rolicking discussion about Dumai's Wells. It's iconic, but is it good? How should it look in the show? And probably some other crap we can't remember. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafter…

It's episode 69! Nice. We welcome an amazing guest, Mostly Bree, to talk about sex in The Wheel of Time. We also have Truth Defense Dispatch, Lini's Advice Hive, and a very special commercial for your enjoyment. Join our Discord. Support us on Patreon. 🐦 Follow Bree: https://twitter.com/mostlybree 📚 Read Bree's books: https://www.kitrocha.com/ 🐦 Fo…

This episode has everthing: excellent banter, a brand new segment, Jess yells at Naebs...you want to listen to this. So do it. And join our Discord. Do that too. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https://www.tarvalonafterdark.com/ 🏳️‍🌈 …

At this point we honestly don't even remember what we did this week, but we're pretty sure we talked about the Age of Legends, so we've got that going for us. Which is nice. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https://www.tarvalonafterdar…

We're finally back after an extended holiday hiatus and we have literally no idea what we're doing. So enjoy that. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https://www.tarvalonafterdark.com/ 🏳️‍🌈 Jenny's channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/Lezb…

We are extremely charitable people. Please to enjoy this altruistic episode, including Truth Defense Dispatch, Lini's Advice Hive, and more. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https://www.tarvalonafterdark.com/ 🏳️‍🌈 Jenny…

Please to enjoy some advice from Lini, a deleted scene from WoT, and some other shit that we can't remember. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/s6NtTAx3Su 🆕 Website: https://www.tarvalonafterdark.com/ 🏳️‍🌈 Jenny's channel: https://www.youtube.…

We've got a timely Eyes & Ears Report, get the Very Real News from the Truth Defense Dispatch, enjoy a new segment from Naebs, and hear us speculate wildly about the contents of the just-released Origins of The Wheel of Time by Michael Livingston. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark 💸 Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalon…

Get ready to get haunted, cuz we're talking about the scariest shit in The Wheel of Time. There's a lot of it. You're welcome. Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdark Jenny's channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/LezbiNerdy Naeb's channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/NaeBlis Jess's channel: https://www…

We're back once again with a lot of really inappropriate nonsense, and we also talk about The Wheel of Time. Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdarkبقلم Tar Valon After Dark | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast

Jess and Naebs are getting divorced and it's all Jenny's fault. We mildly disagree on what constitutes a B tier character. Eyes and Ears, Truth Defense Dispatch, News, you're welcome. Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdarkبقلم Tar Valon After Dark | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast

We lose the plot so many times in this episode, but you'll take what we give you and like it. You're welcome. Also we talk about which characters we would trade places with. Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark Support: https://www.patreon.com/tarvalonafterdarkبقلم Tar Valon After Dark | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast