After watching the movie Tango de la Muerte Lisa takes up tap dancing and sucks at it until Prof Frink gives her self tapping shoes. Meanwhile Bart and Milhouse instead of going to camp spend over night in the mall trashing it in the process. Wiggum thinks it's the work of a giant rat so unleashes a puma in the mall. And Rob is agast at Andy's Amer…

On this weeks' episode, Hmer needs some time away after findining out about his impending dimise, so the family decide to hit Spring Break in Floride! A devidive epsode, homerever enjoyable all round. Thanks for listening and we'll catch you in a fortnight!بقلم No Money Down Podcast

Barney quits drinking (the begginning of 3 seasons of sobriety for him). Homer becomes the new Barney of the gang. Sober Barney learns to fly helicopters. The kids try to take the perfect photo for the cover of the phone book but end up having causing a forest fire and Barney flies Homer to rescue them. The guys talk sovereign citizens and give the…

SORRY FOR THE LATE UPLOAD!!! (Ohhh I'm a livin' joke) Andy here. Sorry loyal NMD listeners, it's been quite a week and life has gotten in the way. Nevertheless, the episode is here!! On this week's episode, Bart finds a way into an Indian casino and is shown a rather unflattering vision of his future. Bart is a broke, untalented musician mooching o…

Moe wins a beer tending competition but, after his pug fugly mug prevents him getting the prize he wanted, he gets plastic surgery which lands him a role on a soap opera... with sexy results. [Synopsis at 11:35]بقلم No Money Down Podcast

On this week's episode, Homer cheats PBS out of $10,000 and seeks refuge as a missionary in Microasia. Enjoy!!بقلم No Money Down Podcast

Maude Flanders dies after being knocked off the back of a stadium by a barrage of t-shirts. So ensues a heartful but still funny story of Ned’s crisis of faith and Homer trying to get him happy again. The boys talk fire alarms, parking attendants, Andy’s sudden self-interested empathy with cyclists. [Synopsis at 17:56]…

We're back to regular scheduled programming with Season 11, Episode 13, Saddlesore Galactica!! In this week's episode, Lisa and her school band lose in controversial circumstances to the Ogdenville School band, and while at the State Fair, the Simpsons adopt a stunt horse named Duncan, "with hilarious consequences". Sorry for the hiatus guys, just …

Burns goes off to the Mayo clinic to discover that he is "indestructable" leaving the Simpsons to housesit. Predictably, Homer takes Burns's boat out to international waters for a booze cruise / monkey knife fight. It was kind of impossible to not stray into politics given that since the last podcast Joe Biden has apeared senile on debate stage, Tr…

On this week's episode, a college prank goes wrong and homer wind's up with a bucket glued to his head. After having no luck from a faith-healther, they call Bart up to the stage who miraculously pulls the bucket from Homer's head. All the while, Homer is building a float for his college's homecoming parade, with hilarious and unintended consequenc…

Lisa has to be the lady of the house when Marge breaks her leg in a clock dropping accident. Homer and Bart are so predictably slobish that Lisa decides to trick them into thinking that they have leprocy to encourage them to clean up the house (which makes perfect sense) and Homer and Bart get a free holiday to a treatment facility in Hawaii. Andy'…

On this week's episode, Fat Tony fleeces Principal SKinner of all the school's money, so Springfield Elementary is forced to closed. It's saved, however, by Kid First Industries who trick the kids into designing a new toy for the upcoming Christmas period. Hilarity ensues, and we get wonderful cameo's from Gary Coleman. Enjoy!…

Homer wins a motorbike and creates a motorbike gang called the Hells Satans which enrages an existing outlaw motorbike gang with that name, who come and kidnap Marge. She civilises the gang turning them away from violence until Homer steams in to rescue her by fighting the gang's leader. [Synopsis at 15:28]…

This calls for a celebration. For our 200th episode we're doing a very special retrospecticus of questions based on our first 199 eps (seasons 3 to 10). It really has been a treat to do this with each other and all of you guys. PS: Forgive the lateness of my upload.بقلم No Money Down Podcast

Oh, hallelujah. Our problems are solved. We have banana bread! Apu and Manjula have octuplets which obviously is overwhelming until they receive an indecent proposal from a local Zoo owner, Larry, Larry Kidkill. Great episode. Lots of fun. [Synopsis at 6:05]بقلم No Money Down Podcast

Rob and Andy take an early-mark on a friday afternoon and bring you Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder! In this episode, Homer ditches the family to go bowling and winds-up bowling a perfect game. After his short-lived fame dies out, he then tries to connect with his children, which proves more difficult than he originally imagined. We loved this episode, …

After seeing "The Poke of Zorro" Homer starts slapping people with a dueling glove to get his way until he slaps a southern Colonel who accepts his challenge and chooses pistols at dawn. Homer and the family flee to Grandpa's old farmstead. In a desperate bid to grow something Homer scatters a bunch of random seeds and srays the field with plutoniu…

It's that time of the year for another UP LATE! with Rob & Andy!!! Recording live from the fabulous Sunshine Coast during a boys weekend away, Rob and Andy breakdown Treehouse of Horror 10. This episode follows the usual 3-part format of THOH episodes with Flanders as a wearwold, Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl, and the Destruction of Humanity. A won…

Not the Jay Sherman episode (as we falsely advertised last week) but the ep where Homer becomes a food critic and ends up being nearly murdered by Springfield's criticised restaurateurs. Bonkers premise but lots of laughs. [Synopsis at 7:50]بقلم No Money Down Podcast

On this week's episode, Bart is causing chaos which almost results in his expulsion from school. He is given an experimental drug named Focusyn in an attempt to curb his rambunctious behaviour, which initially works, however quickly sends his down a path of paranoia and erratic behaviour. It seems, though, thathis paranoia wasn't completely misplac…

Homer goes to a test screening of Mel Gibson's latest movie, provides non-constructive criticism and for some reason Mel and Homer form an unlikely friendship and ruin the movie. Rob gives some Mad Max tid bits relevant to this episode. Also happy Australia Day! [synopsis at 11:40]بقلم No Money Down Podcast

On this week's episode, the Simpsons learn to be more thrifty and take a Mega-Savings Vacation to Tokyo! They quickly lose their money, and resort to a humiliating game-show to win plane tickets back home to Springfield. We loved this episode, and what a wonderful way to end Season 10! Tune in next fortnight as we kick off Season 11 with Beyond Blu…

It's our third special Xmas pub trivia epsode! The guys talk the year that was, the year that will be and give various wrong interpretations of the lyrics to "Winter Wonderland". [Trivia at 21:40] Merry Xmas and happy new year!بقلم No Money Down Podcast

On this week's episode, Lisa joins Mensa and after Mayor Quimby skips town the group are tasked with running Springfield. Meanwhile, Homer steals a voucher for a sexy bedroom photography shoot, which has unintended consequences. REMINDER: Next episode will be our traditional Christmas Pub Trivia (but not christmas related, thanks Rob ;) Write in ge…

Springfield swoons for a new adventourous billionare Arthur Fortune. So naturally Mr Burns helicopters(!?) to Scotland to find and bring back the Loch Ness monster. He succeeds and then gets Nessie a job at a casino. Boy when you write it out this plot is pretty bonkers. But strangely a good episode. [Synopsis at 12:52]…

On this week's episode, we discuss S10E20 - The Old Man and the 'C' Student. After destroying Springfield's hopes of hosting the Olympic Games, Bart is assigned community service at the Springfield Retirement Castle. He busts the old folks out and takes them on a sea voyage which ends in disaster, however he gets to spend some quality time with Gra…

Homer's failed attempt to construct a BBQ is mistaken for "outsider art" and Homer lives out Marge's dream of becoming an artist. After art fans become bored with his work he wins them back by flooding the town to create a conceptual art piece called the grand canals of Sprinfield - which the townspeople are inexplicably cool with. Rob and Andy tal…

In this episode, Homer's donation to the chuch of a chocolate dumpster bunny prompts Rev. Lovejoy to read the bible from cover to cover. Naturally, the family fall asleep, and due to their dreams we get three (3) stories relating to the bible featuring prominent Springfield residents. Homer and Marge in the Garden of Eden Milhouse & Lisa vs. the Ph…

Homer becomes a trucker and uncovers a dark secret of the trucking industry. Marge and Lisa get a new doorbell which malfunctions, infuriating their neighbours until Senor Ding Dong saves the day. Rob and Andy discuss eating contests, butter (of course), the true meaning of "savoury" and other cultrual differences. [Synopsis at 10:36]…

On this week's episode, Homer destroys the bill of rights and in order to make up to OmniTouch corporation for footing the cost of repairing the document, a cell tower is installed on the roof of the SImpsons house with the electronic gear being housed in Lisa's room. Lisa is upset with Homer, and in an effort to help her reduce stress, Homer takes…

Homer buys a Canyonero not realising its a ladies model and promptly offloads it to Marge who develops a road rage habit and has to attend traffic school and ultimately has her licence taken away until she ultimately saves the family from some rampaging escaped zoo animals. Rob and Andy confess to police run ins on the road. [Synopsis at 9:00]…

In this fortnight's episode, Apu attempts to make up for decieving Majnula with his working hours by showering her with Valentine's Day gifts. This, in turn, makes all the other men in Springfield look bad so they attempt to sabotage Apu's efforts. Rob talks about how Valentine's Day "grinds his gears", and we discuss the recent success of the Aust…

After a character in a TV show who has Homer's name is retooled to be a buffoon and Homer is ridiculed he changes his name to Max Power. The new name makes Homer a bunch of fancy new friends who nearly get him swabed with mace at an environmental protest. The guys discuss characters that have been changed as the show goes on and the story behind wh…

On this fortnight's episode, Homer is unknowingly and innocently swindled into four (4) new tyres and fake Superbowl tickets. Meanwhile, Marge and Lisa are assembling Vicent Price's "Egg Magic" and speak to him from BEYONG THE GRAAAAVE to organise deliver of the missing feet. Rob and Andy were pretty devided in terms of our ratings for this one, so…

On this episode, Andy is back with his pal Rob to bring you Wild Bart's Can't be Broken. After Homer and his friends trash the school, the kids of Springfield are blamed. As such, a curfew is enforced. To get bakc at the adults, the kids start a radio broadcast to reveal all of the adults secrets. A great season 10 episode which had some great laug…

Flanders worries that he hasn't lived a day in his life so enlists Homer to show him how to have a good time. They go to Vegas, marry cocktail waitresses and the rest is a classically hilarious Simpsons ep. On the podcast, Nathan (aka Poochie) fills in for Andy this week following a pay dispute proving we don't need him at all any more. Nah we're s…

It's the BI-MON-SCI-FI-CON! A contrived riot of nerds threatens the Mayor (who is there for some reason) until Homer steps in to become his bodyguard. Homer forces Quimby to end the mafia's rat-milking operation. Hilarity ensues. (Presumably at the plant a chicken/brick fills in for Homer) [Synopsis at 11:15]…

In this episode, Homer's lack of care causes Grampa's kidney to explode. Instead of giving him (an already promised) kidney, Homer skips town and tries to run away. After being crushed by a car, Dr. Hibbert helps himself to one of Homer's kidney's which saves Grampa's life, much to Homer's disappointment. A solid B episode in our opinion, and a pre…

Lisa gets addicted to a video game and has to buy the answers to a test from Nelson and gets an A++++. Homer buys Pinchy the lobster who he accidently boils and then reluctantly eats with butter sauce. [Synopsis at 13:30]بقلم No Money Down Podcast

On this week's episode, Andy shares a prank on his wife, Rob talk about deterring his kids from drugs, and we dive deep into Season 10 Episode 6 - D'oh-in In The Wind'. This episode didn't get a lot of love from us, but it still had some great parts. Fair to say this won't be anyone's favourite of all time, and was rated largely consistently throug…

Homer parasails his way through Alec Balwin and Kim Basinger's skylight and (seemingly instantly) into their hearts becoming a sort of assistant to them and their (seeming) best friend Ron Howard. Homer betrays them by giving away their location to the townspeople. Rob and Andy had contrasting fortnights with Rob welcoming his 2nd child (Georgia) a…

On this week's episode, Rob and Andy talk about new fatherhood, neighbourly disputes, and after a while talk a little about the SImpsons. But seriously, this is another example of a very solid Season 10 episode, which honestly just keeps suprising us! A great emotional story between Bart and Marge with some great humour thrown in too. What's not to…

Homer becomes obsessed with Thomas Edison and tries to become an inventor. Predictably his inventions are awful and no one in their right mind would buy them... or accept them as gifts. [Synopsis at 9:47]بقلم No Money Down Podcast

We're back to regular scheduled programming this week and it's time to kick-start Season 10! What an episode this is. A fantastic A and B plot with plenty of iconic moments and character development. Remember to save that retirement grease, and strap in for some Season 10 fun. Enjoy!!بقلم No Money Down Podcast

Stay up late, pur yourself an eggcup of whiskey and join Rob and Andy for trivia on THOH9. 1. Hell Toupe - Homer gets possessed by Snake's transplanted hair 2. Terror of Tiny Toon - Bart and Lisa get sucked into an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon. 3. Starship Poopers - It is revealed that Kang is Maggie's father and the family turns to Jerry SPringer to…

On this week's episode, Rob talks about his dreams and a good alternative to pasta, and Andy outsources his podcast responsibilities to ChatGPT. But essentially, Marge and Homer's love life is lacking in spice, so they turn to sexy new alternatives to bring the spark back. The episode gets a B from us, and is a nice one to wrap up Season 9 with. En…

Come for the trivia on the heartwarming story of Homer breaking Lisa into a museum just to see the ISIS exhibit (I guess she just thinks they're neat). Stay for the initial banter about Andy's flesh eating virus and Chat GPT (the AI program that will soon be our master). [Synopsis at 13:35]بقلم No Money Down Podcast

We come to you this week from....THE POOL!! Rob and Andy record for S09E23 - King of the Hill from Rob's pool in one of our more brilliant ideas! Anyway, this week's episode sees Homer overcome the shame of his deteriorating health by getting fit, on the (power) sauce, and climbing the "Murderhorn". A wonderful example of a Season 9 episode, and we…

Merry Xmas and welcome to a special pub trivia edition where the questions are general knowledge questions (but Simpsons knowledge will give you a good hint). But first the guys air their Festivus grievances incl Mariah Carey, Die Hard and don't-make-me-tap-the-sign bureaucrats. [Trivia at 19:20]بقلم No Money Down Podcast

We're back to regular scheduled programming this fortnight with season 9 episode 22- Trash of the Titans! Rob and Andy were a bit divided on their scoring for this episode, but we agreed that there were some brilliantly quotable lines, and a fantastic guest appearance from Steve Martin as Ray Patterson. Tune in next WEEK for our annual general simp…