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Onward to the next island where our characters are looking forward to a little downtime. Some of the party find a hot meal and wine. The Goliath, on the other hand, searches for cloth but finds a bit more than he bargained for. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters And ever…

Following a map given to our characters by a god of sorts, they find Stonehand miles away with a new blue appendage. After refusing to go back to a temple with the party of priests there’s a showdown that gets violent rather quickly. They say if you kill a priest it’s bad luck. Let’s see. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/C…

Finding evil on the island our characters team up with a group priests to expose these dark creatures. Being promised secrets about his fathers death, the gullible Goliath is taken in by the powerful monsters. Will Stonehand be cursed? ..again? Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCh…

Our Characters level up, talk smack about cartoons and learn about Abraham Lincoln's racism. Just a regular day.

After a treacherous night of fighting the storm and terrors of the deep, our characters are finally able to find respite. At the eye of the storm, winds calm and starry sky opens as the group find momentary sanctuary on a spit of surfacing land. Some positions and roles are define and clarified, and headings are set. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacte…

We return to our characters in dangerous waters. The mysterious warlock is ensorceled by fiends from the depths. Grod, the servant slave of sir Rogney, has dove into the sea to try and free the strained Seafairy from it's fishy assailant's. With an ominous mist overtaking the deck the party scrambles to secure themselves from this misadventure into…

As our characters set sail across the sea, they rapidly find themselves within the dangers of open water. With the captain sick on deck, and two other party members out below, things look bleak. Dark clouds loom and lightning strikes; here there be monsters! Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters Facebook: Facebo…

So it begins. Our characters have made their way up to the rim of the volcano's crater, and the combatants stand at two opposing sides. Bets are being made, drinks are being consumed, and everyone tries their best to support their companion; whether in morale support, or in desperate contingency. As temperatures get high, so does tension within the…

Our characters split up before the Trail of Steam. Brother N'dugu races off to a temple before his challenge at the volcano, with the halfling on his back and Sylfyr desperately trying to keep up. Rogney goes bartering with Grod after his conversation with the Dragonborn of Cu Galkhan and Stonehand searches the library of the islands great house. B…

Our characters get together to play a killer game of Cards Against Humanity. Who pooped last? Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played OR Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or …

After defeating their afflicted counterparts, our characters search for an escape from this dark forest. The party stumbles into many creatures of the realm, from possibly other afflicted to a robot skeleton?. They must look for a sign from this self proclaimed "possible god" that the party named "Giga Pudu". Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com F…

Traveling deeper into the maw our characters see visions guiding them to a dark crystal monolith. As if waiting for them, a figure of great power offers many spectacular wishes tho at a cost. Will the party trust and accept this creatures deals, especially with the possibility of a cure? And if so will they be strong enough to handle the consequenc…

Convinced this is the only way to save their party members our characters walk into the unknown dark depths of The Maw. Inside this hellish world we get to know our new rather strange companion while we run for our lives from monsters, Stonefang included. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitt…

Strange things go bump in the night and untold stories of unseen monsters wreak havoc on the dreams of weak souls. It must be Halloween! In honor of the day here's a spooky episode/one-shot. Music: "Dragon and Toast" ”Anguish” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Find us: Website: CrudeCharacte…

Our characters were supposed to play dungeons and dragons but ended up talking a bunch of bullshit instead.

Strange magics seem to split up our characters while a hungry transformed Stonehand hunts down his prey. Looks like we’re between a rock and a hard place or should I say between a Stonefang and a dark corner... ominous. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywher…

Led by Bozo the monklin our characters enter a dark and somewhat ominous cave in search of shiny rocks. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D P…

Following Bozo on their way to loot our characters find a salty new companion. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other pleas…

Finally! Our characters leave the island of Dante’s Reach and sail to Monkey Island. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other…

Our characters have many issues and a broken boat is the least of them. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please Subsc…

Days of being stuck on this island seems to be wearing on our characters. The party tries to rid the island of vermin, either goblins or monkeys, but gets distracted by the Densmen and fighting amongst themselves. And an old friend drops in then drops dead. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twi…

In a hasty retreat our characters split up, each having their own adventure getting back to the Sea Fairy. Did someone say Monkeys? *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter.* Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeC…

Way in over their heads, our characters engage the troll in a half-cocked rescue. Crazy shit ya. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com Givaways, Free Stickers, Leave a Rating and Review: https:…

Continuing their missions, our characters have difficult interactions that could end up costing the life of a party member. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com Givaways, Free Stickers, Leave …

Our Characters do some investigating on the island of Dante's Reach. Sylfyr And Sir Rogney ask around about two names on their blacklist; a Trog and Dor. Meanwhile, contending with his annoying secretary, Stonehand and brother N’dugu talk to the chieftain of the island about assurances of fealty and securing more funds. The difficult boatswain expl…

And they’re off. Our characters begin a new leg of their journey, tho it may turn out to be a right arm and the other leg too. We meet Carl the captain of the Sea Fairy and set sail. Sylfyr takes the time, in secret, to fill in Sir Rogney about their extra obligations. The first day out to sea and a dragonturtle attacks, why... just why. Somehow ma…

Ok, so our characters don’t exactly begin their new adventure but many important events transpire. Stonehand goes through a ritual to free the beast. Then a bunch of creepy priests in red robes give it to him in the worst possible way. Not having a good morning due to the wailing and howling Brother N’dugu goes looking for the secret library and fi…

Our characters are stuck at Myrmaizco for another day. Two party animals wake up hungover and a half a days walk from the city.. Only needing minor medical care at the moment Brother N’dugu decides to do a little research about the Grasshopper on the Hill and other old dynasties. He finds lots of interesting information including who were the creat…

Two of our characters have a fun filled night while the other two, not so much. Sylfyr comforts Brother N’dugu as he violently awakens on a stone slab, screaming about herbs, covered head to toe in bandages. After recapping the last five episodes to the Priest, he informs them that the beast is sequestered and restrained. Hidden away chained to a c…

Immediate medical attention is needed so our characters split up. Sylfyr rushes ahead with a burned lump of disfigured flesh, also known as Stonehand and N’dugu. Rogney trails behind, two slaves in tow. Can the boys make it in time? Will Stonehand be a monster forever? What the hell is Grod saying? All these questions and more might be answered on …

With fairly beaten bodies and thoroughly thrashed pride our characters retreat from the hamlet and the encounter with Lobos & company. On the road back a monstrous problem arises that requires a blazing response. Stonehand and N’dugu almost die and Grod says something about something. Find us on our: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebo…

Part two of our characters fighting through to the hamlet and shit goes down. Stonehand gets mauled by yellow eyes. N’dugu drops some knowledge about the church. Oh and where are the priest and the ranger? Find us on our: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts…

We make it out of the ambush and into, wait for it, another ambush.. Creatures hidden in smoke assail our characters as they fumble through the scorched remains of the hamlet. Stonehand follows a shrouded yellow eyed figure that seems to call him out while the ranger and priest ride ahead. Way to split the party! Find us on our: Website: CrudeChara…

Our characters are in a bit of a pickle, or should I say ambush. We may die, we may not but all we know for sure is that it was not the Dragonborn’s fault. The ranger should have done his job better, who uses hand signs anymore! Plus the Goliath picked the shortcut, just saying. I’m not gunna get into it, listen to the show. Find us on our: Website…

In the city our characters split up. This episode follows our second dynamic duo as they finish their mission to deliver a massage. After an intense game of Ball the vengeful Goliath fighter looks for the truth behind his fathers gruesome murder while our somber human monk learns terrible religious secretes. You know, same old story. Find us on our…

After arriving at the big city our characters split up to finish a mission and get supplies. This episode follows the adventure of our half-elven hero and his blundering Dragonborn on the search for water and beasts of burden. Finding everything they wanted, that’s it, no moral quandaries in this one. Find us on our: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Fa…

On the journey to the big city our characters are continuously confronted with both physical and metaphysical challenges. Banditry is bad for your health, depression is a bitch and who would have thought water would be so important on a three day trek through the forest? The more you know. Find us on our: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Face…

Our group of characters become a party after receiving a quest from the chief guy of the hamlet. Is adventure afoot?.. Probably not. Find us at: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com Givaways, Free Stickers, Leave …

Our characters meet and introduce themselves in a violent bro down of a spectacle, but don’t worry it all works out in the end. Find us at: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com Givaways, Free Stickers, Leave a Rat…

Simple as that, Carl and the boys get down to business fixing Lon. it’s very “after school special” with donkeys, pink pants and “lessons”. So don’t drink and drive and enjoy the show. Find us on our: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us a…

We're probably gonna die. Part 2 of our trek back to Carl's, Oh the adventure. Find us on our: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com Givaways, Free Stickers, Leave a Rating and Review: https://www.crudecha…

Its morning after an eventful night at the inn when somebody decides they want to go all the way back to Carl's because they "feel sick", pussy. Hell we got robbed on the way there, what'll happen on the way back? Find us on our: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere …

Our characters made it to the Dragon Whale Inn where they're surprised to find a helping hand. We meet a new character, an extremely thick headed half-orc by the name of Verock (Jeff) Find us on our: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Givaways, …

We’re in a bit of a tight spot but I’m sure we’ll make it through easily enough. Haha Carl’s gunna be pissed! Find us on our: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Givaway, Free Stickers, Leave a Rating and Review: https://www.crudecharacters.com/r…

Our characters hit the road on the very start of their new quest. It’s the main road, nothing bad ever happens on the main road.. Find us on our: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Givaway, Free Stickers, Leave a Rating and Review: https://www.c…

Who’s this Carl guy anyway.. What's his deal? Welcome to the first episode of Crude Characters the lewd and rude D&D and other role-playing games podcast. We have a starless cast featuring: Conner (Fibs or Fabs) here to be our Dungeon Master and all around great guy, Chase (Mel) as the card carrying elder Gnome, Shane (Oz) a child thief and Brian (…