Jon and Jason Have arrived on the internet 15 years fashionably late. We're here to give a little love and a little salt to the world of pork products.. specifically to the Bacon product category. Our podcast is simple. Using a Process called Backward Baconing, we start with His Eminence himself Mr Kevin Bacon in the 1990 Classic Tremors. After we have enjoyed this film completely we will choose our favorite character/actor from the film and select a film from their catalog. There is no guar ...
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If you thought the Tanners had a hard time at public school then I think you should look into Aunt Becky's dark past. This week we learn about The New Kids.بقلم Cinema Slop
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Jon and Chris were very warm one day and so naturally they hopped a hang glider and found love in an Australian police station. And this is that bodice-ripping novella!بقلم Cinema Slop
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The Critter ball rolls onward towards the inevitable non-conclusion of the Critter franchise. Critters ATTACK!بقلم Cinema Slop
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Remember that vacation you loved.. you had a great condo, the scenery was fantastic and you found some lost treasure? That was awesome! Wouldn't it be fun to do that again but without most of the people that went with you? Exactly! It's time for the L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beachبقلم Cinema Slop
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It's Critters IV and so we're in space! Put your stomach staples back in and suit up its time for some non-offensive boobery and ball based puppets.بقلم Cinema Slop
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Side Slop is time traveling all the way from March of 2020 to untangle the time-knot that is the terminator franchise. Join Jon and Special Guest Jason as they finally... for good... for keeps... no take backs... finally... kill John Connor.بقلم Cinema Slop
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This time we finally find out WTF L.E.T.H.A.L. means!Savage Beach (-) > Hard Ticket to Hawaii (-) > Do or Die (+1) > Day of the Warrior (-) > The Dallas Connection (-1) > Hard Hunted (+2) > Fit to Kill (+1) > Enemy Gold (-3) > Picasso Trigger (-) > Guns (-4) > Malibu Express (-1)Chris Rankings:Savage Beach (-) > Hard Ticket to Hawaii (-) > The Dall…
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This time, don't even try and pay us because we don't get paid to take out the garbage! That's right film freaks Special Guest Mack and Jon are getting a *Blackbelt* and sharing it. Check it out!بقلم Cinema Slop
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Jon and Chris examine the importance of Zip disks this week on *The Dallas Connection*.Jon Rankings:Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > The Dallas Connection (-) > Do or Die (-1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Guns (-1) > Hard Hunted (-) > Fit to Kill (-) > Picasso Trigger (-3) > Malibu Express (-1)Chris Rankings:Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > The …
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As is true with all quality video games our Season of VGM episodes has it's own end boss! Join Jon, Jason, and Special Guest Dungeon Wizard Pat!بقلم Cinema Slop
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Ladies & gentleman when it comes to podcasting we want to be the very best. Like no one ever was! To discuss movies is our real test... to watch them is our cause. We travel across the media platforms searching far & wide. Each film to understand the power that's inside. Movies! Got to watch em all! It's you and me and you. I know its our destiny! …
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George a giant gorilla that's definitely not King Kong teams up with a crocodile? Wait that's not right. George teams up with a giant lizard-not-lizard that's definitely not Godzilla and a wolf? What the hell? And the Rock plays a primatologist? Thats Rampage y'all.بقلم Cinema Slop
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After losing a grog drinking competition to Professor Groglots the Drinktackular Orc The Slop lost track of its surroundings, personal history and sense of object permanence long enough to watch Tomb Raider! A film we probably had never seen before!بقلم Cinema Slop
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We're nearing the end of this season & we are very tired. Jason is just a bleached skeleton giving the middle finger and Jon is down to just one prospector gold tooth he calls 'Chomper' that he uses to bite his beer cans open. Mack is crouched in the corner muttering something about 'building a snowman'. So this week we're going to save some energy…
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This week we ran down our cell phone batteries trying to figure out why someone created The Angry Birds Movie.بقلم Cinema Slop
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This time Prince of Persia! Because Assassin's Creed wouldn't load.بقلم Cinema Slop
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This week on Hitman you'll believe a hardened killer can pontificate like a 2nd semester philosophy student... for far too long and without reaching a satisfying conclusion. Pull up a stool and join in... this round of Haterade is on us.بقلم Cinema Slop
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We now venture one jaunty pop-and-lock step in time forward into a previously unexplored sub-genre of video game film... the video game horror movie! Get you're stethoscopes & hot cop badges ready because we're going to throw this baby into the well in Silent Hill!بقلم Cinema Slop
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Now that we're all over the shock of not living in a world where the 87th most attractive woman of 2001 actually exists... we have to get our asses to mars.بقلم Cinema Slop
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Fatigued by all the running and jumping from last week Jon, Jason and Mack venture into the blissful surreal world of eco-sci-fi-action in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Hopefully "the spirits" are whiskey and "within" means my stomach.بقلم Cinema Slop
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After last weeks movie-equivalent of batting-at-string Jason, Jon and Mack are ready to doff their fedoras and set off on their Indiana Jo... cough sorry... their Lara Croft: Tomb Raider adventure. Needless to say we are much relieved to be doing something that isn't a 1v1 stand-up combat game.بقلم Cinema Slop
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Star Log Entry #0205-1999. This week *Wing Commander* Deveraux is being a total jerk bag again. She told me to wash my underwear out and said I can't play bumper fighter anymore. She's such a drag.I'm going to run away. - Todd "Maniac" MarshallXOXOXOXOXOبقلم Cinema Slop
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In an epic showdown for the ages Jon & Jason go toe-to-toe with death risking annihilation. But when the critical moment arrives they refuse to accept the match saving the day! In this weeks episode the mega-super-ensemble film Mortal Kombat lurks in the shadows taking the form of gummy worm waiting to attack!…
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Moving forward, or in this case laterally towards the center, we continue to one of the most venerated game franchises of all time Street Fighter. Hide your hatchback's kids things are about to get dangerous!بقلم Cinema Slop
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Get ready for your favorite dish to share with friends! Surge basted glass noodles shaped like a hairball. That's right! We're chowing down on a Critter ball... specifically Critters 3!بقلم Cinema Slop
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This week watch with misty eyes as Scott Wolf Fist-Fives his way into the heart of Alyssa Milano... at until he loses control of his half of the magical medallion in Double Dragon.بقلم Cinema Slop
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In the second season of Cinema Slop we're taking a long hard look at video game movies in an attempt to win a bar bet. So settle into your jump suits and power boots because shits about to get weird. To start things out we digging into Super Mario Bros a movie for the ages. The ages 6 and 48 only from what we can tell.…
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This week Jon and Chris call in an emotional support Zac and boy do they need it! Join us as we fail to understand if Enemy Gold is talking about us. Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > Enemy Gold (-1) > Guns (-1) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Hard Hunted (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Malibu Express (-1)Chris Rankings: Savage Be…
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Jon and Chris have always believed there is nothing better then a good old fashioned Vanity project! And it is with that spirit that we dive into the John Stamos cult classic Never Too Young to Die!بقلم Cinema Slop
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A very special goodbye for a beloved member of the Extended Hawaii-verse. This time farewell to Donna.بقلم Cinema Slop
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What makes a great video game movie? Heap on the style and and delete the video game portion! Find out why that statement is relevant to John Wick 3 as Jon and Special Guest Jason have their soft parts attacked by John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum!بقلم Cinema Slop
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Jason take Jon to the land of babies... and somehow everyone survived! Join that animated amusement park that is Bébé’s Kids!بقلم Cinema Slop
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Kane is back.. in time apparently. As a much younger, more handsome but significantly less interesting version of himself and he is here to finish what he started! And by finish I mean start a whole new plan with his whole new face! This time Jon and Chris dodge errant missiles ejected from the action epic Hard Hunted!…
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Deep in the sea there is a monster hiding in the most unlikely place... Hiding under 10 million pounds of pressure... in a boat... with a safe... in a bottle... of triple distilled horror. Leviathan will haunt you until you only have 5 minutes of the movie left. This week Jon and Jason take a break from their normal routine to examine the Leviathan…
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This week Jon and Chris are ready to "Do" or to "Die"! In our case we "Did" a commentary track for the Andy Sidaris movie Do or Die starring the Legendary Skip Ward and a Man of normal renowned Pat Morita! In case you're not interested in our live reactions to Do or Die then skip ahead to 1 hr 37 minutes 15 seconds and hear our post-watch breakdown…
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BQ Funk came to the studio to lay down some bottom heavy tracks for us as we look at Resident Evil and debate if it has the pocket with which to hold a groove.... funk. Check it out!بقلم Cinema Slop
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Bootsy and Peter are back! From the dead! And in Bootsy's case its for the 3rd time! He is the She of this episode and a belle of the ball and as such we revisit a movie that Bootsy introduced Jon too years ago. Lets dig into Cemetery Man and see how it holds up!بقلم Cinema Slop
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Erik Estrada is the Jack of Diamonds and he is taking on the dangerous and perennially named Donna.. Donna Hamilton. This weeks journey into the wonderland that can only be described as the Bizarro-Lewis Carroll-Verse... errr The Extended Hawaii-verse..... as Chris and Jon sit down for GunsChris Rankings: Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii >…
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Oh no! The larder is bereft of pork rinds and Sir Bacon bits... what is a growing podcast to do?This week Jon and Jason assemble a veritable brain trust to find the answer to the ultimate question "what stunt programming techniques could we substitute in our Bacon Casserole of a show?". If you answers anything that involving the words "Chips" or "C…
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Jon and Chris are back to examine the watch-checking-fury that is Picasso Trigger... a late night sleaze fest that teases its viewers with educational nature trivia. Join us as we investigate the intrepid "Picasso Trigger" fish.Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Picasso Trigger > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Malibu ExpressJon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard T…
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If Tremors and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes got busy and a made a furry monster baby... and that little jerk is hungry. That baby would be named Critters 2: The Main Courseبقلم Cinema Slop
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Jon and Chris are back to attack the animals-gone-mad action epic super spy spectacular that took 1987 by storm... that's right! A Hard Ticket to Hawaii has been bought and we're about to take that ride! Let's see how they've charted this short jaunt by light aircraft!بقلم Cinema Slop
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At the intersection of Dance, Prog Rock and Horror sits a lonely figure. His name is Fulci and he is ready to party. This week Jon is joined by the infamous Peter of Peter's Movy Nites https://soundcloud.com/peters-movynites fame to have a shared hallucination guided by "Brujo" Fulci who oversees as they bask on the *Murder Rock* and let its psyche…
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Jason and Guest Mack of Super Movie Ball fame dive into the 2017 Remake of Stephen King's classic It. A film renowned mostly for having a title that is too short and for ruining clowns for a generation.بقلم Cinema Slop
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We're back in for a very special Inaugural 2nd episode of the Extended Hawaii-Verse. After having stepped in it with our episode Savage Beach we're now all in and ready to find out how you could possibly make a 12 movie series out of the following ingredients. 1) Girls 2) Guns and 3) G-Strings. Perhaps one day we will try out a version with 1) Bull…
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After meeting a displaced Betty White in Hard Rain we wanted to summer with her at her lake house. We arrive and meet her for lemonade and cookies before Sheriff Hank comes and ruins our lovely picnic. O.F.F. is totally a jerk about Betty's unlicensed pets and it just turns into a whole thing. Let's join Betty as she fights the man in order to keep…
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