Since I'm just chillin/sheltering in place, here is some lost shit I found on my computer. Burn some time with this ridiculous nonsense. Anyway...بقلم Aaron Atadero

There are so many levels. This essay is taking it to the next level! The next level down.بقلم Aaron Atadero

A burrito in the tail pipe, a confederate flag machete, and things that are just terrible. Read along at Burphole.comبقلم Aaron Atadero

Stop, dude. You don't know what you're doing. The Cult of Unsolicited Advice. #109 Read along at Burphole.comبقلم Aaron Atadero

A cosplay porno, asexual ladies, and what else are socks for. Plus Burphole & The Pundit's second meeting.بقلم Aaron Atadero

A regretful twitterer, a dirty pool of thought, and the first meeting between Burphole and the Pundit.بقلم Aaron Atadero

Like being in a strange hotel room when the third eightball arrives.بقلم Aaron Atadero

Are you tired of having to apologize for your opinions? Well, you better get used to it.بقلم Aaron Atadero

This is the 21 track debut collection of Burphole. Available wherever albums are streamed and sold. www.burphole.comبقلم Aaron Atadero

God has autism. Imodium Woman! A parrot. The most athiestic man in the world.بقلم Aaron Atadero

Why do we sugar coat everything? Life isn't a doughnut.بقلم Aaron Atadero

What's your humor? Vomiting on Gary Cooper. Damn you, Windex!بقلم Aaron Atadero

A depressed sock, my Uncle Diane, and a horrible lyric. Odd Audio.بقلم Aaron Atadero