Lynne Austin and Maurice Jovan discuss the worth of legacies and fame, then decide if basketball can define sexuality the same way a skateboard can identify the sexless. Oh and John Cougar Mellencamp becomes a woman and Ben Carson becomes a jackass.بقلم Lynne Austin and Maurice Jovan

Lynne Austin and Maurice Jovan discuss grabbing the internet by the you know what, hot blonds that starve, and the benefit of raising dogs over sheltering daughters that don't appreciate Mel Gibson's glorious racism.بقلم Lynne Austin and Maurice Jovan

Maurice Jovan wonders if Trump can build a wall around Canada to keep out the "Snow Mexicans" and Lynne can't figure out the difference between Hot Sauce and Tabasco.بقلم Lynne Austin and Maurice Jovan