Send us a Text Message. DO NOT SEND US A TEXT MESSAGE !!!!!! Brian discusses the main issue in the world today and he is succinctly cut off by Brian. Barry intervenes and a scuffle ensues. After the Police leave and the Health Care Professionals do their part, the Refigerator is opened and the Brian's crack open the coldest alcoholic bottles they c…

Send us a Text Message. On the show this week the Brians compare mug shots of their protégé Bevan to a young chappy who had a bit of an upset on a rooftop in Butler, Pennsyphveinium this week. The similarity between these two scamps is uncanny and thanks to some very well forged documents there will be almost no chance of the Brians being implicate…

Send us a Text Message. This week the Brians put their dementia on hold to grapple with the rise of Facism around the universe and bits of New Caledonia. It's election season and as Nostrildamus predicted in 1948.... " It's gonna get a whole lot fucked!" On a lighter note Barry breaks the time space continuum for a second time this week, and Bevan …

Send us a Text Message. This week Brian and Brian catch a case of Bidenitis and Brian's brain stops functioning properly. This is not usually a problem but at this crucial juncture of democracy and syphilis, the world is begging for clarity, transparency and more hats. On a lighter note Brians colostomy bag ends up in the fridge at the Country Wome…

Send us a Text Message. On this Episode the Brian's get touchy and feely about Interstellar Space. Rats, that enigmatic Rodent, shows his or her whiskered face in a magnificent chat about why the world has gone mad and what about the constant cost of living pressures of being a rodent. Brian describes in depth his Breakfast habits, including but no…

Send us a Text Message. On another winter evening in Brisvegas the Brian's ramp up the fun by acknowledging the lovely wide world of listeneringinfans emails and stuff. Brian, as usually happens after dark; discusses the for and against that vital question only Shepard's know the answer to.... that is, do Lambs really have magical powers? and if so…

Send us a Text Message. On the show this week a strange kind of phenomena descends on the Herring Experiment. Possibly satanic possession, maybe a form of zombie curse or maybe just flatulence; but spooky things happen and scientists and fishermen are still unravelling the social and political fall out. On a side note there is too much phlegm in th…

Send us a Text Message. This week the Brians explore the inevitable showdown between these 21st century titans. Testy Tunaberg and The Desperate Don will face off for the title of Supreme World Leader. Eye gouging is not only allowed, it is encouraged. This grudge match will take place on a very special bus as it plummets down the hill toward the T…

Send us a Text Message. This week the Brians relive the glory days of tunnelling for the Viet Cong, where they discovered fame, fortune and friendship. Never before in the history of modern warfare have two humble lads had so much fun with excessively large earth moving equipment. Also in this episode hear how floating gravel became the no. 1 best …

Send us a Text Message. This week the Brians attend the Optimist of the Year Competition and get exclusive interviews with the various pieces of Dynamite Don Hanley, the only person on Earth who believes dismemberment adds strength and character. On a lighter note Barry gets filled with helium and takes kiddies for a flight around the oval.…

Send us a Text Message. What does the Dalai Lama and dignity have in common? The Brians of course. Hold on to your helmets this week as the true nature of reincarnation and auto sports is explained. Whether you want to return from the afterlife as a supercar champion or a bouquet of flowers, Brian and Brain share some inside scoops from the Lama hi…

Send us a Text Message. This week, Brian and Brian reveal stunning new event thingys for the Paris Olympic Games to be held later this year in Istanbul. It won't all be boiling fat and bloodshed now that Manny the Macron has taken on board a few Brian ideas. Dispensing with any grace and elegance now that Queen Lizzy has left the building, France h…

Send us a Text Message. On this week's Episplode, the Brian's call in the big Guns of the Spiritual and Music world. It's time to commemorate the duo of gentlemen that not only changed the world, but reinforced the thought patterns of many parents to make sure their children were safely home and tucked up in bed at night. The Brian's as usual talk …

Send us a Text Message. In this weeks episode, the Brians delve into the might and majesty of the new Trump Bible. The Donald has managed to unlock wisdom and insight, previously hidden to people of intellectual questionability. The cooking recipes alone are worth the asking price, not to mention the arousing centrefold sealed with the Don's own pe…

Send us a Text Message. This week Brian wrestles with strict and suboptimal political bribery etiquette, whilst Brian tackles the Australian phenomenon that is Boganism. The Brians also look at extensive research by the Department of Environmental Misconceptions which have proven that the cafeteria should sell full strength beer and not this low al…

Send us a Text Message. This week the Brians delve into the quandary that is the "Spectrum"! Many of the worlds smartest people and a few ants are on the Spectrum, but what is it, how does it work and can it see in the dark? These are just a few of the fascinating questions Brian and Brian put to a group of world renowned panelists, who for the fir…

Send us a Text Message. Brian discusses with Brian the single biggest issue on Earth and the Cosmos that is Child allergies and idiotic parents. Brian suggests getting back to the old days of spitting in the streets, public hangings, emptying bowels on the footpath, family drunkenness and the benefits of eating dirt. Of course it wouldn't be Turdsd…

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's pass on terrific and valuable information about the importance of purchasing a new Liver online. Yes, the new world of organ renewal is here and now and sitting on your porch. Out of no where on this episode Brian conducts an interview with a Duck. Brian broaches the subject of Moon landings without black people …

Send us a Text Message. With Ramadan, Lent and the Bubonic Plague upon us this week, the Brians reflect on their part in revitalising the miniature horse racing industry and what that means to cattle rustling across the globe. Coincidently, a recent study by Barry of the International Statistic Institution, has revealed that less than 1 out of ever…

Send us a Text Message. The Brians have been called upon once again to stimulate Pope Francis and his satanic empire. A new marketing campaign will bring the Catatonic Church in line with modern thinking, plunging it into the Dark Ages where it had it proudest and cruelest successes. Select individuals will be pulled from the crowd under the Papal …

Send us a Text Message. On this week's episode, the Brian's go deep into the political hearts and minds of Presidential aspirants and the folly of slow living and the female form that is the epitome of the free world, jibberish and gun waving. Brian discusses the real point of why God, Jeeesus and the Holy Spirit were packing heat all of those year…

Send us a Text Message. On this third instalment in a series of seven hundred and twenty nine, the Brian's bring the world and a couple of other planets in the Malted Milk Way the great news about our Moon. Why the fuck doesn't it have a proper name like Saturn and Jupiter do? Yes those 2 fuckers have all of their Moons named. Who wouldn't want our…

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's reminisce about their long lost son thing, Howard. A long discussion regarding Howard ensues about him being a Chef and only using his Tongue and Penis to cook up a storm and some Rats. Brian discusses in detail Fillum genres and frozen Disney heads which leads to the demands issued from NASA that have taken its …

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's discuss at length the need for more Gods and Nuclear weapons along with the growth industry that is Pigeons. Brian talks with an open heart about the devastation that has affected him mentally when the conversation turns to his love of Taylor Swift and her leg length not to mention his awe inspiring take on her a…

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's bring in the changes that are required around the known Earth by informing one and all that Sport and Politics has to merge to save the planet and possibly Alpha Centauri. At long last and with urging from Neville of Zambia the Brian's reveal the true identity of their racing Pigeon slash Bat, Baron Von Licktenst…

Send us a Text Message. On this week's episplode of the Herrings, the Brian's discuss at length the importance of Chemists and Indian drug providers, the prescription variety that is, not the nasty illicit drug dealer living next door who is having sex with your pets, no! The elephant loving Pharmacist is front and centre and in discussion this eve…

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's veer headlong into the wide world of Fruit Bat exportation which will futuresafe Orstraylya after the Coal, Iron Ore and ex Politicians are burnt out and or given away. The subject of the Australian Coat of Arms is debated heavily by Brian and he urges all Orstraylians to get out on Orstraylia day tomorrow and go…

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's articulate the only way they know and elaborate in a special spoken part of the Herrings, the importance of Axle Grease in the Southern Hemisphere. Yes, the different lubricants used to pleasure oneself between northern parts of this planet and the southern is totally different, if you have a penis, or two. Brylc…

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's celebrate their huge win of the previous year, that is, predicting the road toll and other tricky elements. The Suzuki Jimny takes the top gong for most death related accidents while the name Kevin is the outright winner in the most deaths category. The truth only known on the northside of Brisbanium is unleashed…

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's and the entire northside population of Brisbanium bring the Nude Year in at Bungle Jungle. The theme of the evening was to continue the tradition of Vomitting at will. Just like the Convicts did after stealing bread and rats in England 5000 and somewhat years ago, Who doesn't want to be sent across a largish ocea…

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's clear up once for all the real reason why the Idiot Pill was invented. Jeffrey Epstein is remembered and will be Posthumously Knighted by Prince Andrew and a female Corgi will be renamed Jeff. The Brian's articulate the future as never before and see Whales saving the world and some of them being ploughed by an I…

Send us a Text Message. The traditional Yuleturd festivities are well on the way with the Brians, as they prepare to break their previous record for speeding and drink driving this Xmas. JJ's guns and ammo will once again be the calendar highlight as the V8 GT Falcon delivers joy, cheer and possibly pestilence to the residents of the spiritual home…

Send us a Text Message. As the festive season approaches, the Brians grapple with the reality that life on earth is perilously close to dangerous equipment and needs to stand at least 2 feet behind the yellow line and wear safety glasses at all times. On a lighter note, King Charles has had his DNA mixed with a King Charles Spaniel, resulting in a …

Send us a Text Message. On behalf of the Brians, Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cement and Housing Requisites have developed the modern solution to the homelessness crisis. Living in a tent is cold comfort if you are down on your luck. Mick O'Reilly's Happy Housing Holes can accommodate the largest of families, and won't be blown away in strong winds. Best o…

Send us a Text Message. There is excitement in the air as the Brians reveal the secret behind some of the worlds greatest pop entremanures. Mick O'Rielly's famous 40mm drainage gravel pit number 7 at Upper Lawnton Heights has been the location of some of the most iconic music fillum clips and murders. Hits such as the Rolling Stones "I Can't Get No…

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's review the new science of Nuclear Ovens. Yes, the new and wondrous way to make toast and incinerate your dead Nana has arrived. Brian let's out that the Nuclear Oven car will be at your local Tesla dealership soon. On a very serious note the Brian's discuss how the new man made extraterrestrial object that is Pla…

Send us a Text Message. In this week's episode, the Brian's reveal that Faecesism will be the go to political movement in the good old USA in 2025. The Brian's drink a crate of Cherry Liquer and reminisce about the new world order to be thrust upon us that is Stools, Kippers, Kipfler Potatoes and Donald Trump. Brian and Brian reveal the new sportin…

Send us a Text Message. This week the Brians unveil the stupendous plans for the reinvention November as the most important month on the calendar. October and maybe July will be scrapped to upgrade November as one extra long month of glorious celebration of horse racing, nudity, internal combustion, gastronomic delights and gravel polishing. Grab a…

Send us a Text Message. In a world hellbent on infrastructure redesign, the Brians pose the question: if a bomb explodes in the forest does anyone need planning approval? On a lighter note McDonalds has opened its newest store in the Gaza Strip to aid Palestinianians and Isralianites alike. It's gravel burgers for one and all as the worlds favourit…

Send us a Text Message. This week the Brians dive headlong into the world of global energy production and discover that overbearing mothers can generate enough power to solve many of today's domestic problems. Once harnessed this energy can provide enough electricity to milk a very small cow, Also in this episode Brian and Brian reveal how they mad…

Send us a Text Message. This week Brian and Brian get to the root of all humanity's problems......not enough iodine in their chips. Seagulls have been trying to tell humans since the dawn of fast food that Earth as we know it is doomed unless we radically change our diet. Governments around the globe and across the street, stand condemned for their…

Send us a Text Message. The Brians can now reveal a new cinema blockbuster which has just been squashed into the can and being prepared to be launched onto an unsuspecting global audience. Martini Scorcese and Baz Lurhman have teamed up to reveal the fat and fluffy side to one of the world's most unrelatable and cuddly despots. Freshly out of the c…

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's bring in the new world order that is Artificial Intelligence, that is transforming football finals in Orstralyia for the better. The well paid and somewhat stupid assletes, see Rugby League, get learned about buying large parcels of land with their bloated paypackets so the average man, woman, schizophrenic tow t…

Send us a Text Message. No thanks to Pope Francis the bastard, the Brians have taken upon themselves to elevate Australia's greatest thespian and racontuer, Sir Robert Helpmann to the status of Supreme Saint and God Person. This event, totally sanctioned by the Vatican's Complete for Profit Committee will be broadcast across the universe on the Pay…

Send us a Text Message. Brian and Brian reminisce about the fabulous 1980's and at the peakness of their Shortwave days and nights and the odd weekend or calendar month. Brian in an act of bravery announces to the world that rifles will be used in every sport at the 2032 Brisbanium Olympics. Another scoop from Brian tells the tale that the great Ge…

Send us a Text Message. Reminiscing once again about the fame, money, sex and STDs that come with being the leading radio dial twiddlers for over a lot of years; the Brians turn back the hourglass to the glory days of the 1980's and the Johnny-come-lately-with-a chip-in-its-pants attitude of a small town called Brisbane. It is in this city that onc…

Send us a Text Message. With the world on edge as the prices of stick insects, cement and Petrie Dishes go through a roof, the Brian's bring a semblance of relief as they discuss the art of wearing cut off jeans and smoking in toilets. The past comes back to the Brian's in a refreshing look at how the now most popular past time, that is stamp licki…

Send us a Text Message. On this 60th anniversary of The Siamese Herring Excrement the Brian's tell all about the heady days of the early 1960's. Using only crackling, butter, sausages and tin cans the Brian's started their careers in the inane world of just sitting to entertain. With the help of Johnny Bic and his Short Wave supplies and requiseats…

Send us a Text Message. Brian advises one and all about the benefits of gift wrapping livestock and mailing to friends and family now Christmas is held 27 times each Calendar year and once each Leap year. The homeless hit back at society by converging on Macca's stores every Thursday night for free Wi Fi and listen to the Herrings and get a good do…

Send us a Text Message. The Brian's go into bat and ball for our courageous and gorgeous sportswomen of the female and Leso type. Why aren't there more ex women's sport stars in Parliament using their scone making skills, knitting prowess and dish washing heroics to cater for all of the issues that 22nd Century life brings along. Brian discusses th…