Pete and Toni shoot the breeze, plus the worst joke ever!

Pete and Toni went to the Forum 6 for Slim and I, Pete gives his take on budget winners and losers, and reckons Baba vanga is full of it....

Pete and Toni shoot the breeze, then Pete talks speed cameras and plate flippers, the coffee study and a very funny texting joke.....

The man dress, can you catch Torettes, and Pete comes 3rd in the raffle!

Toni gets homework to make the perfect cuppa, fun in Russia with elections and vaccines, and possibly the dumbest only in America ever!

Toni explains the US supreme court, why humans can't climb walls like spiders and geckos can., a man in the US says men should stop using emojis, AND only in Belgium!!!

Pete and Toni talk mountain biking and millenial slang. Pete gives you the low down on what to look for if you think someone is flirting with you, and more gun fun in the USA!!

Pete and Toni wrap up the last NRL round, Toni fires up about the AFL trying to rip off dancers, we check more panic buying of toilet paper in the UK and a cracking only in America!

A riotous episode. Toni plays How Average is Toni, Pete gives a shout out to the Broncos, the great poo knife story, and Qantas selling fully stocked nibbly trolleys from the 747 fleet. Plenty of laughs to get you through the weekend.....

Pete and Toni talk parking and crap super powers, Pete analyses the new NRL trial rules, and don't miss the squirrel joke. Bet you've never heard this one.....

Pete is back after his brush with fake Covid!

A huge 9/11 edition. Toni plays How Average is Toni while Pete rants about the Post office. Then things get serious with Pete, Toni and local identity Birdy recounting their memories of 9/11, and ending with a different kind of 911 straight from the USA!

Pete and Toni run the gamut of everything...Howkids are too good at technology for you, and why do these Crooks never learn!!

Pete and Toni discuss cooking shows among other things. Also, what dilated pupils tell about you, and what happens when the wife sends hubby to get a garden gnome? Awesome!

Pete finds a parrot....Tuesday lifehacks looks at unusual and helpful apps. A man blows up his house swatting a fly and we talk outsourcung the minister for customer service...

Pete and Toni talk organ donation. Also, see if you can see where the robbery went wrong, what's the worst thing that can happen if you leave your window open for 5 months and don't miss Pete's fathers day dad joke....

Pete and Toni examine a study that shows what you eat for breakfast can predict your personality....Pete also tells the tale of the naked removalist job (pays well)! Dribble Up brings footy training into the on line age and is it true that loonies come out on the full moon??

Pete and Toni discuss Fathers Day gifts, Tuesday life hacks looks at unusual Fathers Day gift ideas, the Tesla ransom-ware attempt among other stuff!

Pete and Toni wrap up the NRL, a man can fit plenty into his rectum when going to prison! And a squirrel nut bar. Coool.

Toni plays How Average is Toni? Pete's toaster dies, we talk home made suppositories, AND Pete chats about roundabouts with Birdy! All this and more....

Pete and Toni discuss a bird that can predict the hurricane season! Burgewr King Belgium providing masks with a twist, putting out fires with beer and nudist covid!

Pete catches up with Farmer Wants a Wife with Toni, we have Tuesday lifehacks-- tips for hopeless cooks (like Peter, the Chinese communal scream, and don't miss today's only in America!

Pete and Toni discuss events like The Masked Singer. Also the escapee tortoise, why Mexico is blaming Coca Cola for Covid 19 plus other stuff, like Vaccine Watch and don't miss the sneaky elephant joke!

Pete and Toni discuss recipes, local news and Pete's awkward shopping trip. Also Why We Don't Have hovercars looks at pee science and why comparing apples with oranges shouldn't be used. Also, why stealing a car that is in the middle of an oil change may not be the best idea....

Pete and Toni discuss recipes for the 2TM 85th anniversary cookbook. Also internet security in Tuesday Lifehacks, and DO NOT miss Pete's hilarious Weetbix rant. He does have a point.

The Chinese restaurant that weighs you before you eat. Also Pete's brush with fame when he got a haircut on the weekend---wow! Also good news about elephants in Kenya, and the American bridge fix. How long did it last!?

Toni plays How Average Is Toni, and reveals she once auditioned for Love Island! Also, careful with Google Maps, and what ever happened to toast racks??

Toni talks Yoga and why fencing is the best Covid safe sport... handing out trowels in the Scottish Highlands and even the wrappers in fast food restaurants will kill you!

Coles are discontinuing their catalogues. Also Ghandi's glasses are up for auction, nude dogwalking, and pete forgives a reporter for dropping the F bomb on TV. It is 2020 after all!!

Great advice in Tuesday lifehacks! Toni talks about her new mattress and growing up, and Pete gets angry about phones in bed.....

Wall to wall Covid today, with vaccine Watch, the Canadian denier, and US issues a travel warning -- to New Zealand?? Also aq man says it's not over after sentencing by a judge, and then goes on to prove it!! Monday eh?

Toni talks broccoli and plays how average is Ambro! There's an estate auction on fro Flo and Joh Bjelke and pete runs through some of the items up for grabs. A fiery mariage proposal with a happy ending and a hand sanitiser thief round out the week...

Toni and Pete talk masks, and don't miss the NRL tips. Toni on fire! Covid tips from a man who has flown 33 times in the US without getting it, and interesting results from an alcohol survey......

What is a denier? The answer will surprise you. It amuses Pete too. Also what happens when you ignore the wife's advice not to park so close. And don't miss the Fedora thief.. All this and more

Tuesday Lifehacks attacks the art of negotiation. Also a couple of brilliant ideas! A great solution to getting your son off the video games AND the Poms come up with a great idea to stimulate the hospitality industry...

Pete and Toni give you the good oil for the NRL this week. Russia reckons they have the Vaccine sorted, the great medical marijuana fight (Not to be missed) and the mobile internet speeds on top of Mt Everest are now faster than yours!! Check this out....

Pete and Toni discuss the water situation. The Belarus President gets his come-uppance, and unusual Wedding Invite, and Pete has fallen out of love with Kerry Chant among other things...

Bumper edition, includes Vaccine Watch, the only way out of this, Tuesday lifehacks, Toni talks a new astronomy place in Tamworth and CARTWHEEL GUY among other stuff....

Robbing a bank while holding your toddler maybe not a good idea, North Kores records its "first" Covid case, Pete talks Covidiots and clarifies social distancing and Berlin is reopening bondage joints!

A great way to end the week. Toni plays how average is Ambro, the chocolate edition we talk ice cream, lottery wins, ruby chocolate and the worlds tallest swiing-- the size of a 30 storey building. Would you be game?

Toni and Pete talk Depp v Heard, and an interesting discussion around the proposed Narrabri mine and a community renewable energy project. Also....why your Facebook friends mostly aren't real, mother in the US lets kid loose in an alligator enclosure, and a hilarious wedding faux pas....

Shooting practice in the hallway, how to survive a gator attack AND NASA messing with your starsign....

Kick the week off with Vaccine Watch, Is The Voice tainted (Pete thinks so) natural cemeteries, random rubber ducks, and a lost Toyota Camry. Just the usual Monday really!

Just how average is Toni? Also a serious message about organ donation, fun at Aldi, and gun ownership in America. PS How to attack your car with a shovel!!

Bumper edition, featuring Tones and I (that's Pete and Toni), 3 legged chickens, the John Kerr fizzer, and 2 fails-- Krispy Kreme promotion and a US prison!

What is Ecosia? It's pretty cool ! Some cracking Tuesday lifehacks, a pub installs an electric fence to enforce social distancing, and the hot date joke!

Pete and Toni discuss Covid issues around pubs opening, could Llamas be the answer? What is the most popular Olympic sport (not what you think!) and our new Monday segment --Vaccine Watch. Does exactly what it says on the can.

pete is back, and listen to him meeting Toni, our new journalist. Also the usual mayhem, number 1 or 2?, Facebook banning an owl nursery and how to get a gym in America to toe the line---

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