Hey Everyone We Are Back!!! Well very soon, we are recording this upcoming weekend and will be adding new features and co-hosts so does that not sound like fun? I am so excited to talk to you all again! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this non-award-winning show, Sandra & I are joined by special guest Colleen! My only friend, which feels kinda sad now that I am typing in this description.... Welcome to the episode where Sophia's bestie, Colleen, makes her unforgettable debut and proves she fits right in with the chaos. Also, Sophia's son Josh returns to question his mother's …

**TRIGGER WARNING: This episode and series contain detailed discussions of domestic violence, abuse, and death. Listener discretion is strongly advised.** If you or someone you know is experiencing domestic violence, help is available. National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 Text Line: Text START to 88788 To Donate: In honor of Christina…

**TRIGGER WARNING: This episode and series contain detailed discussions of domestic violence and abuse. Listener discretion is strongly advised.** If you or someone you know is experiencing domestic violence, help is available. National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 Text Line: Text START to 88788 To Donate: We strongly encourage you to …

**TRIGGER WARNING: This episode and series contain detailed discussions of domestic violence and abuse. Listener discretion is strongly advised.** If you or someone you know is experiencing domestic violence, help is available. National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 Text Line: Text START to 88788 To Donate: Please consider supporting th…

You heard Ryan's hazy, drug-fueled account of seeing Gwar and The Misfits at Harpo's on Devil's Night. Now, get the real story from someone who was there and completely sober. In this special follow-up episode, Ryan's childhood friend Jeni joins the show to fill in the massive gaps in his memory and confirm the absolute chaos of that legendary nigh…

Season 2 kicks off October 6th! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Disarray - How to cope Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the grand finale of this four-part family therapy session, Sandra puts Ryan in the hot seat with a series of questions that unpack the good, the bad, and the bizarre of their upbringing. We finally get the definitive ranking of relatives, from the most connected (Uncle Jim) to the most distant—Aunt Susan, a woman who seemingly developed a southe…

You thought Dad's side of the family was a wild ride? Buckle up. In Part 3, Ryan and Sandra venture into the maternal line—the Petropolis side—where the stories are just as chaotic and the characters are even more unbelievable. Meet Grandma Flo, a woman whose driving style was a binary system of "pedal to the metal" or "slam on the brakes," and who…

Welcome back to the family saga that makes your relatives look like saints. In Part 2, siblings Ryan and Sandra dive headfirst into their father's side of the family, proving that the gene pool was definitely... unfiltered. Before we get to the chaos, a quick disclaimer: our parents did the best they could with the trauma they had. Now, let's talk …

Think your family is dysfunctional? Join siblings Ryan and Sandra for a trip down a memory lane paved with questionable decisions, sibling rivalry, and... a massive Ku Klux Klan memorabilia auction in their hometown. Yeah, it gets weird. In this episode, we're unpacking the family gene pool, and let's just say not everyone got an equal share. We'll…

Welcome to the explosive conclusion of our family's rock-bottom moment. In this final installment, Ryan and Sandra recount the harrowing story of the day their family imploded in a haze of crack cocaine, alcohol, and desperation. With the family fractured by medical bills and addiction, Dad's downward spiral accelerates. He goes from stealing money…

The saga continues! In Part 2, the family heads to Minneapolis for a second, life-saving kidney transplant, but the medical drama is just the beginning. While Mom is donating a kidney to a two-year-old Sandra, Dad is having a father-son bonding day at the movies. Get ready for another dose of dark humor and dysfunction as we cover: The successful t…

This episode is not for the faint of hear and should be considered to contain all of the triggers - Listener Discretion is Advised Welcome to a special episode so wild it had to be unlocked from the Patreon vault. This is the cautionary tale of what happens when a seventeen-year-old Ryan mixes a Gwar and Misfits concert, Devil's Night in Detroit, a…

Welcome to the official origin story of our family's chaos. Before co-host Sandra was born in March 1989, life was a "Leave It to Beaver" dream. Then she showed up—the "oopsy daisy" who wrecked everything and kicked off a medical saga of epic proportions. Born with kidneys like Swiss cheese, Sandra was given a 24-hour life expectancy. When she stub…

We expand further on our adventures in Grand Haven Michigan and ponder the answer why are humans (here)? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.بقلم Ryan & Sandra VanDyke

We expand further on our adventures in Grand Haven Michigan and ponder the answer why are humans (here)? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.بقلم Ryan & Sandra VanDyke

We are putting the band together and finding out if we like recording, as this is a pilot it is a little less polished than future episodes but you do begin the process getting to know Sandra and I. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.بقلم Ryan & Sandra VanDyke