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So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist). But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp. We record a special episode just for ou…

So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist). But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp. We record a special episode just for ou…

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Hey folks, massive apologies for the technical problems we had with this episode, it was completely out of our control and we tried to edit as best we could, but you'l…

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Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburp Today I'm talking about Muppets - the kind that have been on TV for decades and the kind that will start a fight with them just to get on TV themselves. It's Big Bird VS Ted Cruz! FIGHT! Be sure to comment and have your say. Thanks for listening, if you're so inclined you…

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Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburp Today I'm talking about vaccines - yeah that tired and bludgeoned to death topic of vaccines. Except, this time it's the cuddly Koalas that are being targeted by big pharma - won't somebody think of the Koalas! Be sure to comment and have your say. Thanks for listening, i…

Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburp Today I'm talking about NAMA possibly being one (at least) of the solutions to the spiralling housing and homelessness crisis in Ireland. As the body was set up to manage property and assets after the 2008 crash caused by a property bubble, they are directly contributing …

Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburp Today I'm talking about fake doctors. There's a worrying amount of stories around people pretending to be doctors, passing off forged and fake medical certificates. Also this week a doctor was hired for a senior position in a maternity hospital and it is alleged that not …

Today I'm looking at Deep Fakes. Whether it's the Queen getting stuck into TikTok trends, Tom Cruise playing pop songs or world leaders blaming the technology to excuse away their transgressions - have Deep Fakes become something to worry about? Can you tell the difference between a good Deep Fake and an actual video? Be sure to comment and have yo…

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