Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan Discuss "Uprising" and "Cajun Spice!" Patti learns poker terminology as Jonathan mispronounces yet another word. Does Patti understand the term "mutually exclusive?" Can you have more than 52 of something? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution! Show Notes "Uprising" "Cajun Spice"…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan take a brief break from cartoons to discuss the forgotten mutant, Phantazia! They discuss nearly every single appearance she’s ever made in a comic book, and much, much more! What did Fabian Nicieza, Phantazia’s co-creator, have to say about the character? What did Chris Claremont write in one of Jonathan’s comics?!…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan begin the final season of X-Men Evolution with “Impact” and “No Good Deed!” Patti wants to discuss Apocalypse’s vessel but Jonathan gets serious when he shares a personal story and relates to both Rogue and Nightcrawler. Has anyone ever cosplayed Harley Quinn? Does Alice Cooper watch 90 Day Fiancé? Find out on this …

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss “The Stuff of Villains,” “Blind Alley,” and “X-Treme Measures,” which unfortunately has nothing to do with Adam-X. Patti wants to talk about shirtless men and their tools as Jonathan makes a shocking discovery about Evan’s initials. Should anyone date a 30 year old? Does Spyke FINALLY get a good episode?! Fi…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan celebrate the 100th episode of Mutant Musings (with legacy numbering) by answering some listener questions and each listing their top 100 mutants! Are there unpopular opinions? You bet there are! Find out just how unpopular on this special episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes 100 through #51 Listener questions 50 t…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss the problematic “African Storm,” Lance’s chance at a Ru-demption in “Joyride,” and the reason that Patti loves Jean Grey in “Mindbender.” Jonathan discovers something about Mesmero’s abilities as Patti discovers cinéma-vérité. How does Patti feel about Rihanna? Why is Jonathan terrified of clowns? Find out o…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss “Adrift” and “On Angel’s Wings!” Patti is clearly into rocket power but Jonathan would rather trust Google. Who sounds like a politician? Who shoulda put a ring on it?! Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution! Show Notes "Adrift" "On Angel's Wings"…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss Boom-Boom’s fantastic portrayal in “Bada-Bing Bada-Boom,” the fun and games of “Fun and Games,” and some wasted potential in “The Beast of Bayville.” Jonathan has an idea for the title of a Link’s Awakening sequel but Patti reigns debate-team captain. But was Patti ever a teenager? And just what the heck is …

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss “Survival of the Fittest” and “Shadowed Past,” which oddly has nothing to do with Shadowcat. Jonathan gets excited over bendy notes and Patti mispronounces something during the commercial which leads to an unedited laugh-fest. What does Patti call Cyclops that has Jonathan so surprised? What do half-brother …

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss “Middleverse,” “Turn of the Rogue,” and “SpykeCam!” There’s field trips with principals trying to murder students and even other students trying to murder students! What would Cyclops do to your donut? Does Patti love George Lucas? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution! Show Notes "Middleverse…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss “Mutant Crush” and “Speed and Spyke!” Patti explains television as Jonathan explains puberty. What isn’t a thought? Who sees you when you’re sleeping?! Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes "Mutant Crush" "Speed and Spyke"

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss “Strategy X,” “The X-Impulse,” and “Rogue Recruit!” Patti teaches us some potentially true Dr. Who trivia as Jonathan points out Xavier’s tentacle fetish. Does Mystique shatter glass ceilings? Is Patti a valley girl? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution! Show Notes "Strategy X" "The X-Impulse…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss the miniseries, Pixie Strikes Back, the one-shot, X-Men vs. Dracula, and do so with lots of toilet humor. Jonathan tells a six-minute duck story and Patti tells a six-second duck story. There is a lot of fun on this episode, but Jonathan finds a deeper, personal connection to Pixie’s plight at the end of her…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss 90 Day Fiancé, garlic, and X-Men: Apocalypse vs. Dracula. Patti does good impressions as Jonathan does bad accents, to no one’s surprise. What’s a knock-off strawberry? Does Patti’s dog stop by to say hello? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes X-Men: Apocalypse vs. Dracula…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss Doki Doki Literature Club, Chutes and Ladders, and episodes of Wolverine and the X-Men that YOU helped pick! Patti brings up a song that all the youth are talking about as Jonathan brings up wet-ass Pyro. What does Jonathan mispronounce this time? What is Scott’s beard called? Find out on the summer series f…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss koalas, Scrubs, and X-Men: Deadly Genesis. Patti is certain that Angel is related to parrots and Jonathan is certain Ed Brubaker stole something from “Pryde of the X-Men.” Is it easy to confuse Beast with Psylocke? Who’s trying to get that Wonder Bread? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes …

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss the need for swords, the need for Crocs, and the importance of Parks and Recreation. Patti explains European Culture as Jonathan explains sucking thumbs. What is a nightmare bubble? Who eats the dead bodies on Krakoa? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes New Mutants #11 X-Factor #1 Marauder…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss episodes of X-Men: Evolution that YOU helped pick! There’s a laundry rant, an astrology rant, and rants about cliffhangers that may never be resolved! What are cuddle bumps? Will you get caught up in the crossfire? Find out on this summer series episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes X-Men: Evolution…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss episodes of X-Men: The Animated Series that YOU helped pick! There’s time travel with laser-nadoes, jeans in the family, and accents. What is the constitution of an infant? How DO we do it in Jersey? Find out on this summer series episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes X-Men: The Animated Series…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss birthdays, a new contest to win free stuff, and a couple of X-Men comics. Then to kick off the summer series, their friend Liam stops by to discuss “The X-Men Adventure” episode of Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends! Can Patti eat fries? Can you use “cravat” in a sentence? Find out on this episode of Mutant …

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss clone baby, absorbing baby, and my butterfly, sugar, baby. There’s optic-shaming, X-porting, a Q & A, and the best Emma Frost moment. What the heck is Jonathan meowing? Is there a post-credits scene featuring Patti? Find out on the final (but not really) episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes X-Factor Special…

Episode Notes On another giant-size episode, Jonathan and Patti discuss new comics, answer listener questions, talk about Patti’s favorite X-series, and Patti’s dog even stops by to say hello. Why doesn’t Jonathan like Weird Al? Is Patti an “ass-man?” Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes X-Force #9 Giant-Size X-Men: Nightcrawler #…

Episode Notes On a special, giant-size episode, Patti and Jonathan discuss new comics, a new contest to win free stuff from artist Steven Gerdts, and where Dazzler has been in recent years with a Dazzler super fan! Did Jonathan sparkle in high school? How well does Patti know baseball? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes Marauder…

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss the Wolver-dream, Logan the cat, and X-Men comics. Patti does an incredible sports commentator impression as Jonathan tells everyone about a little known moon of Jupiter. Do the X-Men have Russian plants? How do you really keep the doctor away? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes Wolverine…

Episode Notes Patti opens this episode with a heartwarming puppy tale, Jonathan makes it awkward with fruit trauma, but by the end, it’s nothing but laughter as Patti learns about the Fantastic Four. There’s talk of cop shows, sex on the beach, and men’s inability to communicate. What the heck is butt cotton? How can YOU enter a contest to WIN FREE…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss the deeper implications of the latest New Mutants, the twists in the latest X-Force, and learning new words – real bad words. Jonathan tries a new energy drink as Patti admits she tried the Zune. What do Dazzler and Emma Frost have in common? What do you get at the job store? Find out on this episode of Muta…

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss sports, Rick and Morty, and so much Emma Frost that it barely fit into this episode. Patti lays out her plan to teach a spin class as Jonathan yells about the scandal of it all. Is Roger the alien anything like Frank the bunny? Does Apocalypse have a permanent Disney FastPass? Find out on this episode of Mut…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan are back with tales from MAGFest, Gamestop, and even some discussions of X-Men comics. Patti needs to apologize to Britain as Jonathan needs to stop being so damn stubborn. How does Patti react when she finds out there’s a sequel to Donnie Darko? How can YOU enter a contest to WIN FREE STUFF?! Find out on this episo…

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss science, jokes, and this past decade in X-Men comics. Patti mispronounces words as Jonathan realizes the show has accidental new sponsors. What is the single reason that people wear clothes? What is Patti’s new nickname? Find out on part two of this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes Excalibur #3 X-Men #3…

Episode Notes Matthew Rosenberg is on this recording! We talk about police, Iceland, and lots of comics! What was Matthew’s original plan for Havok? What does he think about painting houses? Find out on part one of this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes Matthew Rosenberg bibliographyبقلم Geekade

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss big number 2s, story suppositories, and Psylocke butt shots. Jonathan clearly doesn’t know how art works as Patti clearly doesn’t know how skin works. How are we going to get Pyro’s face tattoo off? Why is there a Juggalo crying at comedy? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings…where Jonathan rants a who…

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss Fallen Angels, Fallen Angels, and the sequel to Fallen Angels that was never completed. Patti shows off her knowledge of Star Wars as Jonathan shows off his knowledge of bird law. Which former X-Men writer does Patti want to fight? What the heck is goon jaw? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show N…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan jam-packed this episode with discussions of new comics, upcoming comics, and a spotlight on past comics featuring Pyro! There’s fun with spelling, a bit of screaming, and a reminder that Mutant Musings is not the most trusted name in news. Who whips it good? What the hell is Planet of the Dr. Apes? Find out on this …

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss previous spouses, Pixie’s journey, and comic book logic. Patti berates the X-Men for being bad parents but Jonathan just wants to quote Rockslide. What is the Mutant Musings mystery of the month? What shocking discovery is made at the end of the episode? Find out on a spooky new episode of Mutant Musings! Sh…

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss the finale of HoXPoX, the terror of Demon Bear, and the controversy surrounding Linda. They also discuss all of the fun of NYCC 2019 and conversations they had with a bunch of creators! What stupid question did Jonathan ask Art Adams? How did Patti almost make someone cry? Find out on this episode of Mutant …

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss similarities between Wolverine and Sinister, conspiracy theories featuring the Brood, and everyone’s favorite hippie, Ronald Reagan. Patti admits she doesn't believe in Pod as Jonathan founds the Church of Pod. What could you get for $10 in 1994? What the hell is No-Bird? Find out on this episode of Mutant M…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss episodes of Wolverine and the X-Men that listeners picked! There’s Squid Boy as a hustler, millions of unconscious people for Patti to kick, and plenty of British accents. What is Patti’s definition of a cyborg? Why did Jonathan almost spit his drink everywhere? Find out on a special summer series episode of…

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss the first rule of sci-fi, the church of Hickman, and a supportive Apocalypse. Patti spoils the big reveal in Psycho as Jonathan yells about the Melody. How will the New Mutants movie begin? What are Hickman's groupies called? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes Fearless #2 Powers of X #3 H…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss slopes, Hackers, and Drag Race winners as X-Men. For the podcast's third anniversary, they decide to take a look back at the comics they discussed on the very first episode! But did Patti read a wrong issue? What about Bob? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes Dead Man Logan #10 House of X …

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss episodes of X-Men: Evolution that you helped pick, so you'll hear about Polish dubs, smashed cars in England, and walking on the wild side. Patti calls out Wolverine for being a bad dad multiple times as Jonathan does all of the impressions. Is Scott Summers the best detective? Is Patti a wing-shamer? Find o…

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss Apocalypse’s catchphrase, behind the scenes friction on New Mutants, and how they both want all of the Pixie. Patti’s got all the hot takes for the HoX and PoX before she taps out, but after the commercial break, both musers answer YOUR questions, discuss Legion and their reactions to Dawn of X. What do Xavi…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss massages in Pokemon, a shocking discovery about Super Mario Bros. 2, and X-Men comics. There’s a lengthy and boisterous discussion about Uncanny X-Men #21 and a festive discussion about Jubilee for this month’s Mutant Memories! Who didn’t make Patti’s top ten list of favorite X-Men? Who is Jonathan’s least f…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss episodes of X-Men: The Animated Series that you helped pick! Wolverine’s sense of smell, lipstick for Nasty Boys, and Gambit playing “solitaire” are all discussed! How much does Logan love “going where he wants to go?” Is this one for you, Morph? Find out on a special summer series episode of Mutant Musings!…

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss omens, crotch-goblins, and roasted Wolverine. Patti thinks that Slab desperately needed a PTO day as Jonathan compliments Gambit’s oral skills. Who is Male-dusa? What the hell is Bub Hub? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show Notes War of the Realms: Uncanny X-Men #3 Uncanny X-Men #20 Nextgen #5 X…

Episode Notes For the special 50th episode, Patti and Jonathan welcome friend and a Geekade head honcho, Kris, to discuss X-Men comics and the “Pryde of the X-Men” pilot. Patti talks about her lack of SlimJim as Jonathan rants about Emma’s characterization, but Kris distracts them both by bringing up Scott’s eating habits. Why did Wolverine have an…

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss turkeys, man-babies, and Mr. Sinister's other jobs. Later in the episode, they recount how they recently met Tom Taylor, and what the writer told them he and Chris Claremont did together. Should every new Marvel comic book start at #1000? How much does Jonathan love Scott's beard? Find out on this episode of…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss cinnabons, bad haircuts, and a glaring problem with Champions. Patti tells us how much she hates trailers as Jonathan tells us how much he hates Minecraft. However, the two have some serious opinions regarding the events of Uncanny X-Men #17, and then give a much happier spotlight to Wolfsbane later in the e…

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss the unspoken words in Uncanny, the fun body parts in X-Tremists, and the chickens in Nextgen. Jonathan does his best Mike Tyson impression as Patti does a southern accent that starts to turn into a New Jersey accent. Should Patti do official Mutant Musings artwork? How mad is Jonathan about Pyro getting knoc…

Episode Notes Patti and Jonathan discuss good comics, bad comics, and other nouns with adjectives. Jonathan thinks you should read the entire 80s Dazzler series and Patti thinks Eye-Boy should always be packin. Does Patti approve of Apocalypse’s baby-snatching? Is Motherbike actually Major X’s mother? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Sho…

Episode Notes Jonathan and Patti discuss The Rocky Horror Picture Show, bees, and X-Men comics. Neither Patti or Jonathan are particularly happy with X-Force, but at least the name of Jonathan’s band is awesome. How amazing is Patti’s rant about the state of X-Men comics? How do you pronounce Jobe? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings! Show N…