A holy vintage - consecrated and desecrated twice each before breakfast. Get your thuribles out, and make sure their bases are flared.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A drink made of winegrapes with a scoville rating. This is the sort of energy your great uncle - the one that the rest of the family doesn't speak to - would be bringing to the universe, if he had started a podcast.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

Let old acquaintance be forgot, and never come to mind. Let old acquaintance be forgot and be a good little parasite for mummy.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A Rare and Seasonal Message from your Loving, Corporate Emperors!بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

Tinsel up your extremities and Irish up your nogs, its time for you to take it down the chimney - Christmas Style!* *This episode contains a very small amount of Christmas references, or references to related holidays. Rejoice! Special Guest - Mako Plainsong NOTE: If you heard the original edit of this episode (entitled 'The Winter Gimp') send proo…

An upsetting and fine dining experience.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

Sit back, pour yourself a cool glass of PISSMILK, by Multigold, and contemplate the decisions that led you here, to this moment. That's what I'm currently doing and its very refreshing.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A simple yet elegant summer drop, best consumed with one hand on the glass and the other partially inserted inside your favourite public figure. "The left thumb must always know what the right thumb is doing." Baby Jesusبقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A very special occasion - time to dust off that old bottle of Penfolds, lay down some Egyptian cotton on a designer lawn, watch the sun go down and contemplate a 'would-you-rather?' about hydrochloric acid or the cum of a fuckboy.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

Decant your favourite pinot, pop this episode on, and let the air hit the red with the energy of Mike Tyson interacting with pigeons, or a freshly spooned Jeff Buckley swimming safely.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A bottle of drinkable wine, to be enjoyed while reading the episode description of an obscure but glorious podcast. This episode is good, listen to it. I'm going to bed.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A frosted cherry atop a sundae, on a sunday. A perfect extra detail to round off a classic, weekend adventure - such as a trip to a desert island with your favourite childrens-tv-entertainer, or a liesurely nature hike to your nearest sex cave.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A quick drink between locations, to be enjoyed alongside a brief liminal state - such as standing in front of a fridge eating a pickle dipped in hommous, or dealing with the gastronomical aftermath of a cannibalistic brunch.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A prideful display of power, punctuated by sporadic pockets of Politics, Polyamory and Turbo Purring.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

An artisanal quench, drawn from the finest grapes. To be enjoyed alongside a high stakes parlor game with friends, or a solitary weep on a hillside covered in used nangs and broken promises.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

An episode officially endorsed by long-time supporter and now corporate sponsor of the show - Multigold.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

Peppery notes and an acidic aftertaste. Best sipped casually with a mix of raw almonds and roasted Samwise.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A dry, sarcastic flavour. A rich accompaniment to a violent, personal act, such as scraping yourself bare across concrete, or spending time with family.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here (Actually you can really, I have no agency over you, I am a narrative voice that only exists in these episode descriptions, I have no hands to hold, or mouth with which to scream). See you next week *blows a little kiss*بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A bottle you only pull out on very special occasions, to be shared with your favourite person who also only pulls out on very special occasions.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A full-bodied burgundy, heavily acidic, with a grainy texture. This episode was sponsored by Sophie's Holes; a Non-fungible product brought to you by Multigold.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A spiritual experience, rich with inspiring visions of bespoke ballbags, cushion farts, and merchandising.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A rare, smoky vintage - Swirling with an aromatic mist that may evoke feelings of irrational mirth & feverish horniness.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

An exciting cocktail for a very special occasion. Aesthetic layers of child violence, cosmic buttholes and limoncello.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A perfect, nostalgic accompaniment to either a family luncheon, a day at the races with friends, or an intimate picnic with a deranged sado-masochist.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

To be paired with a day out in a Farm to Fork setting - rich with organic herbs & ecologically friendly waste solutions.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A dessert wine for a windown. Sleepy notes of roundhouse kicks, rizz kings, and reverse cowgirl.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A coat-pocket temperature burgundy, best consumed slowly while lost in the wilderness. The sort of drop you savour just in case you don't make it back to civilisation for a while. May contain traces of fragrant mnut & raspberry paloosh.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A modern, spicy white, with infusions of smoked meat, car theft and boba.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A subtler vintage, best consumed on a plane with a problematic paramour, or banefully amid a forest with a magical salesperson.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A bargain bin vintage - The best named product in the bottleshop, at the lowest price point legally available. An excess of dehydration, country and mid.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A traditional Italian breakfast spread of Limoncello, Cuckold peace offerings and so, so many eggs.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A bright and crispy vintage, finished with an aftertaste of bullying children, making christian rockstars uncomfortable, and pegging.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A soft and approachable aroma, luscious notes of line crossing, untrustworthy farts and straight people.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A special blend of the freshest of flavours, a pleasing combination of hereditary kinks, 90's sex education and hurting people's feelings.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A sultry drop, with flavourful overtones of uncomfortable workplace behaviour, creepy family members, and kiwi fruit.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

Floral notes, best consumed at room temperature accompanying a hearty meal of self-reflection and geronticide.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

A bold and saturated flavour, with a strong expressive aftertaste of lava, poor choices, and fresh, organic chicken.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy

Hints of ethically ambiguous conversation, sexually charged giggling, and fresh strawberries.بقلم Mum’s Friend Energy