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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scien ...
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Kim tells Ket about Triangle. The girls had so much fun on the boat to Manhattan last week, they had to board another ship. Who knew that this ship had a whole new Burpsmap in it! Welcome to the family, Michael Myers Burpsmap! The girls also debate whether they’d want to be haunted by theatre kid ghosts or improv ghosts. Most importantly, we’ll lea…
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Ket tells Kim about Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Despite the title, there was very little “taking” of Manhattan. Frankly, there was very little Manhattan… or blood. But there WAS a 36 year old high school student. Can someone who lives in New Jersey tell us about this voyage these children embarked upon? Is it truly this harrow…
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Ket tells Kim about Longlegs starring their beloved Ick Age! It’s also starring Maika Monroe who is quickly becoming one of Ket’s fave final girls! This movie does not disappoint! So hang onto your hanging milk tits, ya dirtsy flirtsy ole’ angel bitches! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Longlegs. Dir. Osgood Perkins Writer O…
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Kim tells Ket about the divinely chosen The Gift, starring Michael Bluth, Kim’s favorite actress, and Ole’ Bear Paw Hands. This is truly Ket’s ultimate nightmare: house guests that pop by uninvited and won’t leave. Also, apologize to the people you were a dick as a kid. Trust us! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Gift. Di…
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Ket tells Kim about Suitable Flesh (2023) featuring friends of the pod, Barbara Crampton, Graham Skipper and the kid they babysat in The Babysitter, Cole! Kim muses about the benefits of drinking kid blood. She, also, has apparently done her own body switch and Kim is now the “know-it-all” of the pod. Ket would like to apologize because she did NOT…
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Kim tells Ket about As Above So Below, in honor of the Olympics in Paris! However, they got to see no gymnastics… only old bones and a Molem’n. Womp Womp. Ketryn was asked to “riddle me this” and she said “riddle me not.” This is how super villains are created: Ketryn and The Molem’n. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketryn will live or die in As A…
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Ket tells Kim about Night Swim, starring the love child of her favorite couple, Wyatt Russell. This is a movie where Kim is being tasked with getting the ultimate hair tie off the bottom of the pool… and it’s not going well. Ket is simply asked to get out of a pool to live and she cannot and will not. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live …
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Kim tells Ket about the Sammy pick, The Shallows! Join our Facebook group and Patreon to be a part of the next episode movie poll! Kim comes correct with all the couch measurements we could ever need. However, the sizing is a tad off when asked to put an arm sleeve on their legs because unlike Blake Lively, both girls have leg legs, not arm legs. N…
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Kim tells the infamous D, aka her boyfriend Nnamdi, about Hereditary, while Ket is in the UK trying to figure out how to move her cat children there. Kim is starting a petition to demand Toni Collette receive a retroactive Oscar for this role, while D is starting a demon union to get workers’ rights in hell. Also, we learn that D is safe from haunt…
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Ket couldn’t handle the survivors guilt (nor contain her thirst for revenge) after Kim told her Thankskilling in episode 275. So, when a Sammie in the ‘Sammies Stay Alive… Maybe’ Facebook group dropped this gem into the chat… Ket knew what she had to do. This movie did a lot of things. But the most egregious thing was turning Ket into a bro dude DE…
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Kim tells Ket about Abigail, WRITTEN BY DEAR FRIEND OF THE POD, GUY BUSIIIIIIIIIIIICK! The girls do their best to navigate the black market. Ketryn takes “disciplining” Dan Stevens VERY seriously… and sexily. And yet again, the girls go full “Renfield” when a vampire is involved. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Abigail. Dir…
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Ket tells Kim the 5th Nightmare on Elm Street for Arik’s belated birthday episode. The Sammies are shaking in their boots to find out if Ket will tear to shreds yet another one of their favorite 80s slashers! The girls give kudos to Mark for his emotional intelligence… not his acting, though. Kim saves the day by pushing in a loose brick, otherwise…
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Ket tells Kim about the new release starring Sydney Sweeney, Immaculate. Get your pearls ready because they’ll need to be clutched! Throughout, the girls have 3 questions to answer: What would you do? What does the character do? And of course, what would Jesus do? Also, if anyone is putting on the Passion Play this year, Kim is AVAIL TO PLAY MARY! …
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Kim tells Ket about Sissy. Oh, Cecilia! You’re breakin’ my heart! You’re shakin’ my confidence, baby! The most horrifying part of this whole telling was Kim thinking that Ketryn didn’t already have big plans for the bachelorette party she demands to throw her, one day. We also discover that if committing a murder and going on the run would get Ket …
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Ket tells Kim about the new release, Late Night with the Devil. And Heeeeeeeeere’s Abraxas! The girls have encountered an older Creepy Crapbag… but a full bag of crap, nonetheless. But listen, the show must go on! However, the girls have pretty solidly landed on leaving the adoption of possessed children to… NOT THEM! Most importantly, we’ll learn …
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To commemorate this momentous occasion, the girls embark on a journey of “Ask Us Anything” with their beloved Sammies! Special guests include Producer Arik and the famous D! They also preview their plans for a KKSAM amusement park, and Kim learns there’s competition for her job from Producer Arik, so spake the Sammies. Most importantly, we’ll learn…
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Kim closes out May Madness by telling Ket about Insidious: The Red Door. The girls will attempt to determine if your teenager is a regular crapbag or a HAUNTED CREEPY crapbag who has simply had their memories of The Further suppressed. It’s also very important that you give proper distance between yourself and someone facing the wall. Most importan…
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Ep. 302 Insidious: The Last Key: “The Tale of Dunston Checks In” We’ve made it to week 4 in The Further. This week, Ket tells Kim about The Last Key. Ketryn goes on the record that she is now requiring all child actors to be bad at their job. She also thinks that being a demon is no excuse to not stand up straight. And Kim’s still gonna have to ass…
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And just like that, we’re on Chapter 3 of Insidious! In this chapter, Dad is played by Dylmot McRoney… or is it Derlyn MulDermott? The girls remain relatively alive, so far, mostly due to the fact that they’ve NEVER. LOOKED UNDER. THEIR BEDS! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Insidious: Chapter 3. Dir. Leigh Whannell Writer L…
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It’s week 2 of Kim and Ket’s journey into The Further, with Insidious: Chapter 2. We get a lot of questions answered, like how to know if Arik has murdered someone based on Ket’s response. We also discover that both girls would choose the loss of all childhood memories if it meant not having a creepy crap bag. Also, how many ghosts are they willing…
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Kim and Ket’s journey into “The Further” begins as they traverse into the Insidious universe! But any Mom knows that the true “further” is… having kids. And now your kid’s in a mystery coma? Sorry. Them’s the breaks! ::shrug:: Here’s hoping you inherit money… and not a genetic predisposition to the spookies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket wil…
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Kim tells Ket about The Strangers: Prey at Night, starring the ethereal Christina Hendricks. Once again, the girls are imploring you to shut the eff up when you’re scared and hiding or running. Speaking of which, please always run in the opposite direction of a jack-in-the-box. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Strangers:…
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Ket tells Kim about the cult classic Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things. Much like Kim can do impressions of inanimate objects, Ketryn can do spot on impressions of people she despises but that also kind of remind her of herself in the worst possible ways. It’s complicated. She’ll talk to a therapist. Both girls will be talking to their thera…
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Kim tells Ket about Jeepers Creepers so we can all prepare for… RIGHT NOW! IT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! The girls find any excuse to poorly sing the song that gave this gem its title. We also discover that Kim stans Gravity, and brothers are idiots. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jeepers Creepers. Starring Justin Long and Gin…
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