Jaack, Stevie and Alfie sit down to mull over some of the world’s weirdest moral dilemmas, and we’ve turned it into a contest to see who can win the most ‘morality points’! Would you swap lives with someone for the day if there was a 50% chance you’d be stuck as that person forever? Would you want to live in a perfect virtual reality world, but you…

6 years. 200+ guests. 4 skins. 500 episodes. We have enjoyed every single second of every single podcast along the way, and today pays homage to what we believe makes Happy Hour, Happy Hour. Jaack, Stevie, Robbie & Alfie don their inflatable golden crowns (except Jaack) and crack open a beer (except Alfie) as they reminisce and reflect on 500 episo…

Warning: today’s episode contains something that has never, ever happened in almost 500 episodes of Happy Hour. Some listeners may be horrified. Some may be incredibly amused. (Fiona here… I’m horrified and amused in equal measure… but also kind of want to leave Jack now?) Now 2 weeks ago saw the release of Soundtrack To Our Lives, and you guys lov…

Darragh Ennis was living a regular life until a decision to apply for tv quiz show The Chase in the hopes of winning enough money for a new back door changed his whole life. After appearing on the show in 2017, and being the stand out contestant in his group of 4, ITV bosses called him up to invite him back onto the show - but this time as a Chaser…

In today's episode Jaack, Stevie and Alfie discuss the songs that played the most important part in the biggest soundtracks to their lives. Whilst Jack was trying to handle a brutal breakup by laying in bed crying with his Mum listening to Gotye, Stevie was blasting Take That trying to convince his new ex that he was totally over her. From Example'…

Stand up comedian, unhinged rollneck-wearing interwiewer, and Robbie Knox’s favourite comic Fin Taylor joins us! Fin explains how he ended up being the only boy at an all girls boarding school, and what he did that made the headteacher personally apologise to him. Fin chats working on Deal or No Deal and the weird item Noel Edmonds has hidden in hi…

Boardmasters is boring, Reading is ruined, and Kendal Calling has crumbled… which can only mean one thing - the FourSkins are now in charge of taking over the festival scene! In the second of a two parter, Robbie and Stevie give us a run down of their dream music festival! Robbie has mixed elements of 3 types of outdoor events to make a dream festi…

He went to actual clown school, he has the bleakest “losing virginity” story ever, he spent over £1,000 on candy floss, and his Mum still buys his clothes. Fan favourite and our mate Will JC is BACK! With a bucket list that included moving countries and starring in a porno, Will somehow manages to fill his mundane life with absolutely mental things…

Boomtown is bust, Coachella has crumbled, and Glasto has given up the ghost… which can only mean one thing - the FourSkins are now in charge of taking over the festival scene! In the first of a two parter, Alfie and Jaack are giving us a run down of their dream music festival! One is a chilled out, family-friendly affair, and the other involves a t…

Dean Stott MBE started his military career aged 17, by age 21 he was an elite para-commando, and he became one of the first army soldiers to make it through the gruelling 6 month Special Forces selection process to join the Special Boat Service (SBS). After 16 years, Dean’s military career ended prematurely when he was injured in a parachuting acci…

We're playing a game of 'Are Our Listeners Little Bitches?' AKA part 2 of fan favourite 'Am I The Karen'! We're looking at more of our listener's submissions of situations where they’ve complained, and Jaack, Stevie and Robbie will decide whether it was worth complaining about. Forcing cyclists off the road? Getting a cashier fired for an ID mishap…

Comedian Rhys James swaps stand up for... sit down... as he joins Jaack and Stevie in the Happy Hour studio! Rhys is no stranger to panel shows, having appeared on Live At The Apollo and Mock The Week countless times. He shares some insider secrets, and exactly why prepping for a show is pretty tough. Rhys tells us why he swapped politics for comed…

The FourSkins are once again chatting about what they’ve been up to in a big All Caught Up, Baby! Alfie has done something for once - he’s got himself a proper prickly situation that involved him attending an… exorcism?! Jaack experienced absolute heartbreak at the Euros final in Berlin - he shares his intense 18 hour journey to get to the stadium,…

It’s the hat trick of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals, where we’re learning about even more of the world’s most amazing people that have unique skills and quirks, and we get to choose who is worthy enough to take a coveted spot in Alfie’s ‘Amazing Indraviduals’ book! There’s a man who has been cursed with a bad case of hiccups nearly his entire life, …

Jaack’s back in the UK after having his heart torn into a thousand pieces by Cucurella and co. But he’s over it, right?! Stevie’s at death’s door after going a bit dizzy in a lift, and Robbie’s absolutely fuming at some rowers. Alfie’s here too. In this week’s main show Monday, the boys have LOTS to get all caught up on. Jaack shares stories of som…

We’ve taken inspiration from a suggestion posted to our subreddit r/jaackmaate - we asked our listeners to submit situations where they’ve complained, and the FourSkins will decide whether it was worth complaining about! Screaming at a server over an incorrect food order? Building an extension on your house just to piss off your nightmare neighbour…

Punk rock duo Isaac and Laurie from Soft Play (formerly known as Slaves) went from gigging to a crowd of just 7 people, to headlining festivals, to taking a career hiatus. They’re on Happy Hour to chat through their career to date, the reason for their name change, and their upcoming album! They share why they were escorted out of Foo Fighters' bac…

The FourSkins have been BUSY. Jaack’s been to Frankfurt to watch England v Denmark but got stopped at customs after his bag tested positive for something highly illegal! He also tells us about the celebrity he “dapped up” at the match. Speaking of football, Alfie has tried out a new career by becoming a referee for the day, but it all ended in tear…

It’s festival season baby! After attending nearly ONE HUNDRED festivals, it’s safe to say that Rob and Raz are the ultimate festival content kings. They’ve swapped out tents and tinny’s, for Jaack and Robbie - as they chat everything festival! In this very penis heavy episode, Rob shares what he was accidentally caught doing on a live stream, and R…

Alfie has had an unfortunate shaving incident and we are NOT letting him get away without ripping the absolute shit out of it. But was it his fault, or his barber’s? Aside from hiding his bald face, Alfie has also been hiding something else - an illegal onion. We grill him as we peel away the layers of this bizarre confession. Jaack and Stevie play…

From being a shy, short kid, to growing into a towering 6'5" man with a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Tom Aspinall has worked his way up to become the current Interim UFC Heavyweight Champion! Tom delves into what exactly is going on with him and Jon Jones, and shares what he thinks of Curtis Blaydes, Usyk, and the Furys. He reveals the terrif…

Just when you thought we’d left urban legends in a dusty corner of the Happy Hour episode locker… they’re BACK and this time Stevie is treating us (or torturing us) with urban legends from Great Britain! If only the stories were as great as the location… We’re delving into the stories of Spring-heeled Jack, The Phantom Ferryman of Pier 13, The Devi…

Jaack is hungover so Stevie planned an entire surprise episode for us... so we did the right thing by binning that off and having an All Caught Up instead. Mega Robbie is giving us a mega arse update and reveals he finally has an arse diagnosis! Tune in to find out what's been happening with his flawless anus (how the f do we still have a Spotify c…

Happy Hour is BACK! And in this Euro special, the boys are joined by football content kings James Allcott and Ellis Platten! The boys discuss the best goal they've ever seen live, all the way through to the second greatest sport. Is it tennis? Is it darts? It's definitely not rugby. Ellis and James, along with football idiots Jaack and Stevie, pred…

It’s been exactly 100 episodes since Jaack and Stevie did their last Q&A, so it’s time to carry on the annual tradition with another one! Welcome to 2024’s Ask-tonbury (working title) AKA Christmas Steve (also working title). The boys are answering burning Q’s such as which guests have turned down an invite for a second appearance, what’s the worst…

It’s the long awaited return of Robbie’s creepy library and he’s brought plenty of tales with huge plot twists! With significantly less child murder than our previous creepy library episode, this one features an unassuming shy kid at school hiding a deadly secret, a father seeking revenge for his son’s untimely death, and drawings that turned out t…

Many moons ago (episode #126 to be exact), Jack, Stevie and Robbie discussed how they’d each spend a week on their dream holiday! Four years later, we’re finally getting Alfie to share his. Meditating with monks, cutting shapes at carnivals, getting frisky with footballers - Alfie is jet setting around the globe for his ideal getaway. From fruit an…

Is a Twix a biscuit or a chocolate bar? Do Mini Cheddars count as crisps? Are you a male gimp or a female gimp? As well as these groundbreaking debates that will make no sense unless you’ve listened to this episode, we’re looking at the world’s craziest coincidences! How did a lost precious piece of jewellery turn up 13 years later in the most unex…

We’re exploring “glitches in the matrix” - peculiar events that seemingly can only be explained by the possibility that we’re living in a simulation… or drugs. Cheating death, missing children, infinite water bottles, duplicate parents and phone calls from beyond the grave all feature in today’s episode. Robbie shares his own glitches that made him…

It's the return of Dragon's Dean with Jack, Alfie and Robbie! As is tradition on this podcast, we've taken a successful format and changed it slightly so we don't get sued. Enter "Dragons' Dean" where the boys are eager to invest in YOUR inventions! Check out our other "Dragons' Dean" episodes (#177, #301, #309 and #364), plus our interviews with A…

For years, Simon Wilson’s followers have questioned what TRULY happened on that infamous trip to Afghanistan. Why did Simon have to flee the country just an hour after landing in Kabul? What did Simon REALLY mean when he wrote “would love to make a video about what happened but for the safety of those I met, I think it's best not to”? Well today, S…

The FourSkins are testing their intelligence with a selection of “I was today years old…” - things we should have realised a lot earlier in life but for some reason have completely missed until now. There’s plenty to learn as we go through our audience's submissions! What do the numbers on your toaster dial mean? Why is the first episode of a tv sh…

After our last confessions episode (#464) with the infamous cummy knickers went down a storm, Jaack, Stevie, Robbie and Alfie have once again dusted off their big box of dark confessions (which is less of a box, and more so an anonymous Reddit submission form), ready to decide if thou are forgiven or not. What are you meant to do if you get an erec…

After the failed attempts at presidential status of former candidates Jaack, Stevie and Alfie, it's finally time for Robbie to address the nation and show us why he’s fit to govern the country. With a party name and slogan to choose, new laws to bring in, and prisoners to pardon, there's a lot to cover! Will you be voting for him? If you enjoyed th…

Comedian, presenter, and now affectionately known as “Will Second Best” - Matt Richardson brings laughs aplenty to the Happy Hour studio! Matt shares stories from his time hosting Xtra Factor and has a RAUNCHY Sharon Osbourne story to tell! Speaking of raunchy, there’s also fairy porn chat, and a previous X Factor contestant who flashed him on a bu…

From the glorious Tunisian sunshine, to the snowy picturesque Austrian mountains, Jack, Stevie & Robbie have been jetsetting around the globe! Alfie has also had a stroll around Stowmarket. Jack and Stevie catch the guys up with everything that happened out in Africa. Witnessing Russ Cook AKA Hardest Geezer make history as he crossed the finish lin…

Gracing the yellow studio today is the first comedian that Stevie ever saw live, and a longtime comedy hero for Jaack - it's Josh Widdicombe! Before becoming a hugely successful comic, Josh had some very unconventional jobs, including shilling fake designer gear on a German market, and writing for a magazine from the perspective of a 7 year old gir…

Jaack, Stevie, Robbie & Alfie have dusted off their big box of creepy confessions (which isn't actually a box, and more so an anonymous Reddit submission form), ready to decide if thou are forgiven or not. The FourSkins dissected a number of your deepest, darkest confessions during both main shows & the Round Sheep Tour in 2023, and after a year hi…

Russ Cook, aka Hardest Geezer, last joined the Happy Hour boys in December of 2021, in which he revealed his dreams of running the entire length of Africa. Just a madman with a dream, right? Wrong. We caught up with Russ in our first ever out-of-studio podcast, mere hours after Russ became the first human being in history to run from the most south…

A double main show week AND the FourSkins are all in town?! Get innnn! We’re taking inspo from LadBible’s ‘Honesty Box’, which some of our previous Happy Hour guests have featured on, and putting our own spin on it - FourSkins style! What’s the funniest thing you’ve EVER seen? Have you ever been genuinely offended? What’s the worst hangover you’ve …

We asked AI to give us “an original funny concept for JaackMaate’s Happy Hour” episode idea… and they were all SHIT. So we’re doing another episode of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals instead! Alfie has researched more of the world’s most amazing people that have different unusual skills and quirks, and Jaack and Stevie have to choose who is worthy eno…

Jaack & super sub host Alfie are this week joined by a man who is as giant in size as he is in personality. 7 time Mr Olympia Phil Heath squeezes his way into the Happy Hour studio to discuss his illustrious career as one of the world’s greatest ever bodybuilders. Phil discusses how Hollywood superstar Arnold Schwarzenegger was his inspiration behi…

In just four months since the PDC World Championships, Luke Littler has risen to the very top of sporting fame, and today The Nuke himself sits down with Jaack & Stevie to discuss his whirlwind career so far. At just 17 years of age and little over 3 months in the public eye, the teenage darts sensation's life has been turned on its head thanks to …

She's Scouse. She's fierce. And she's NOT afraid to take the piss out of us! Molly "Meatball" McCann swaps out grappling a tough MMA opponent, for sitting opposite two absolute MMA novices for her Happy Hour debut! Jaack and Stevie delve deep into what fighting means to Molly, how a childhood scrap led her on to her career, and why she switched fro…

The FourSkins are back together once again for yet another absolutely absurd All Caught Up. Stevie’s made a famous “friend” in the gym… kind of. The boys discuss if Stevie’s new gym “friend” can be classed as a friend at all, as Stevie’s yet to pluck up the courage to even say hello. Robbie’s back from his 48th ski trip of the year, and he’s come e…

The hog is BACK! (That’s not a deeply offensive insult, but it won’t make sense unless you listen to this episode…) Bambino Becky gives us the pleasure of her company on Happy Hour for the first time since 2020, and there’s a ton to catch up on over some birthday drinks for Jaack! In this giddy episode, we cover everything from being sued for the n…

If a black cat crosses the road in front of you, does it ruin your entire day? Does the irrational fear build up inside you until you have to knock on wood to reverse the bad luck spell? Regardless of your answer - we have no idea what that means! Jaack, Stevie & Alfie sit down to discuss the strange superstitions that sweep our nation, from walkin…

Following on from our Dream Heists (ep #352), the boys find themselves chucked in the slammer. Sitting in dingy cells with nothing but time on their hands, they are each plotting an elaborate escape plan... Jaack, Stevie and Robbie each explain what crime got them locked up in the first place, how long they bide their time until they attempt escape…

QUIZ HATS ON! Jaack has gathered a list of the weirdest world records he could find, and is quizzing Stevie and Robbie to see who can fill in the fact about the most fascinating human feats (and you can play along too!) From the world's oldest dad, to the most spoons balanced on a body, to the most amount of men slept with in 24 hours. There's also…

It’s a double main show week! The FourSkins are remixing some Happy Hour favourites (or unfavourites) by combining Urban Legends with our popular ‘Dream’ episodes! We’re each creating our very own fearsome creature, giving it a name, choosing a backstory, sharing its powers and weaknesses, and showing how to summon and escape it. Robbie’s is a spin…