It’s a all of us, Luigi!بقلم Helpful Snowman

Mike Tyson is going through it, and maybe we’ll get blowed up by space stuff.بقلم Helpful Snowman

It’s Halloween, so we cover the rest of the Goosebumps series, all the stuff we didn’t get to. Plus, stick around for a bonus review that…WORMED its way in because I’m stupid and counted wrong.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Some choice reviews. As in I chose them. Not as in having high quality.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Micro books from the Goosebumps Haunted Library Thrillogy. Hey, they’re not THAT micro. They’re a good size.بقلم Helpful Snowman

We finally get a scary grandma in this Goosebumps version of a Choose From Many Ways to Die Adventure.بقلم Helpful Snowman

The Bone Chillers series, the only books guaranteed to change the temperature of your skeleton, leaving the rest of your body unaffected. Many resources were put towards verifying this claim. Don’t argue. It’s sciencetific.بقلم Helpful Snowman

A ghost writer ghostwrites the scariest book of all time. Unfortunately, we don’t get to read that book.بقلم Helpful Snowman

The Spinetinglers series, the books meant to tingle a certain part of your anatomy. Less dirty than it sounds.بقلم Helpful Snowman

The Are You Afraid of the Dark books series asks us if we’re afraid of the Canadian darkness.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Some little jerk gets some comeuppance in this tale of why working sucks.بقلم Helpful Snowman

This book features a rap delivered from atop a toilet. This is where this show peaks.بقلم Helpful Snowman

A contest ask What Gives YOU Goosebumps?!بقلم Helpful Snowman

Bee book? More like a B+ book!بقلم Helpful Snowman

Next stop: Horrorland. Followed by DumbLand.بقلم Helpful Snowman

We head to Pitts Landing, home of the famous Dolphins Baseball Squadron!بقلم Helpful Snowman

It’s merch time, baby! Commence the commerce!بقلم Helpful Snowman

The snowman covers RL Stine’s The Snowman.بقلم Helpful Snowman

It Watches in the Dark by Jeff Strand brings us the most likely successor to the Goosebumps throne. And hopefully the treasure room that I assume goes along with it. I’m pulling for you, Jeffy. Or Strandy. Whatever you prefer.بقلم Helpful Snowman

All of the books in the series of Bonechillers, books meant to affect the temperature of your bones. This was a serious medical problem in the 90s.بقلم Helpful Snowman

This one is called Blowtorch@psycho.com. I mean, that’s just nuts.بقلم Helpful Snowman

A girl cries monster, and Pete unearths a deep, dark memory of Goosebumps past…بقلم Helpful Snowman

Be careful what you wish for…especially if you wish for a novelization of a TV show based on a novel.بقلم Helpful Snowman

All the Deadtime Stories. All the dead, all the time, all the stories.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Tiny Town Terror is our first Deadtime Story, and it features a hobo/killer doll with the power to create life. Yep. This children’s novel addresses homelessness and slaps god right in the face.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Graveyard School is a Bumpoff series that DEMANDS further exploration. This MAY be the origin of people eating your pets and that whole thing. I mean, it isn’t, let’s be real, but as far a trying to boost the presence of this show in algorithms, IT MAY BE.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Slime Lake is possibly the slimiest lake of all time, but nothing compares to the sliminess of a corporate takeover of Slime Lake!بقلم Helpful Snowman

Goosebumps return with Monster Blood! The slime that is apparently what pumps in the veins of monsters.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Stay out of the basement. Please. I’m begging you. I’m being smothered in this family. I need my space. Just stay out of this godforsaken basement!بقلم Helpful Snowman

A further exploration of the entire Strange Matter series.بقلم Helpful Snowman

We deviate from the main Goosebumped path and into Strange Matter: Bad Circuits. Killer robot versus fear bomb. Plus, the greatest villain, Frank Dunk.بقلم Helpful Snowman

The deadest of dead houses greets us In Goosebumps 1, Welcome to the Dead House! It’s dead!بقلم Helpful Snowman

Here we are, another Podoween, and it’s time for the big reveal! Oh, wait, I already revealed this is Goosebumps year like ten times? Well, okay. This is the OFFICIAL reveal, you pedants.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Two new Mayor of America rules have been handed down.بقلم Helpful Snowman

The Snowlywed Game! Like that other game but, you know, copyright-safe?بقلم Helpful Snowman

Gambling, smoking, gun shootering, and maybe a little naughty kaiju? It’s Helpful Snowman’s Bachelor Party!بقلم Helpful Snowman

We talk books. MY books.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Travel hackery.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Snowbros, minor annoyances, being the rudest person in the room.بقلم Helpful Snowman

All my troubles are behind me now.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Bunny time.بقلم Helpful Snowman

In which I realized I blew it and did a boring podcast on accident instead of doing a boring podcast on purpose. I followed the money, made sure to go the other direction, and now we’re here.بقلم Helpful Snowman

More boring than the average podcast.بقلم Helpful Snowman

Product placement champs.بقلم Helpful Snowman

A self-interview with shocking results. Well, not shocking. And not really results.بقلم Helpful Snowman

The water of life, the pee of life. This is a very urine-soaked episode, everyone.بقلم Helpful Snowman

The Americanest of Mallsبقلم Helpful Snowman

The most para of social relationships.بقلم Helpful Snowman

We choose some of our OWN adventures, and luckily we get one over on those stupid little dumbasses who have never seen Empire Strikes Back.بقلم Helpful Snowman

#JusticeForDioبقلم Helpful Snowman