*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2022, 2023 & 2024!* We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Bi ...
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Let’s Dissect Road Kill During Recess!!
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And if you ain’t wearing titanium, it ain’t real!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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We Try Our Hands at Political Punditry?!
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And wanna buy a pretzel shaped like the Statue of Liberty? It may be all we have left of liberty in this country!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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At The Crossroads With Bone Thugs and Harmony!
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Should I just buy bigger pants? Is that giving in and I just need to exercise more!? And being revealed as a crazy cat lady!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And work that thing outta your teeth!!(A rerun cause the Bills lost and I don’t feel like talking to anyone.)بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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OUR Buffalo Bills! David’s Tips for the Big Game!
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A double episode weekend special! Because David knows what our Bills must do. And some sad news about David’s favorite hobby…بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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We argue about dozing off while lying in bed. Boy, you’re gonna be happy to listen to this!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Why DON’T You Have Snow Tires? You Live in BUFFALO!!
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The freak out when the snow comes!! And teens driving!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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There’s a Hair in Your Burrito!! And Stop Staring at Me, Dog!!
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Will you still eat a meal after you find something gross in it? And why do animals stare??بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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The State of the Union! And 45 Year Old Click Bait!
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David actually is really into politics… And doomsday scrolling on the New York Times!?بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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On The Eve of Inauguration Day: Remember Donald Rumsfeld!
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And let’s go communist! Why not?! It sounds PERFECT!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Ladies room talk! And buying old stuff from the Buffalo Bills stadium: how far would you go?!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Our kids are going nuts and we’re tracking it! And our house is much nicer inside than out!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Peacocking It! And Naps Get a Bad Rep!
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Male birds and their showy colors! And you should sleep more, you idiot.بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Go Ahead NFTA Police, Try and Arrest Me!
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And hand gestures are really quite stupid!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Join us for the party of the year!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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We enjoy another stranger’s bar mitzvah on YouTube! And I’m bad at using remotes! And David loves a lady in pearls!!(A rerun from our second season!)بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And theme songs! And AI!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Ma’am!! Ma’am!! Your Kid is Super Annoying!!
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And I love grandpuppies too! But I hate murderously Biden!?بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Manifest Destiny! We’re Coming for you Greenland!!
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Do it with us now! And promote our podcast. Share it with at least three people a week or DIE!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And the story of Left Eye Lopez is sadder than I thought. Maybe don’t listen to this episode…بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Authenticity is a Farce! And You’re Leaving the House in THAT?!
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More LinkedIn lies! And what girls wear!!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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The Division of Labor at Home! And Nair and Icy Hot STINK!
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Rerun Saturday from our first season! Listen to that opening!!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Why Enrique doesn’t take off that hat! And homemade chocolate treat?!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And we visit Canada! And it’s New Years Eve!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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David’s got one true love!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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What Happens During a Buffalo Bills Game!
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A car chase witnessed only by me! And Dave and Leo go to the game!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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The Cost of Pizza is Bankrupting Us!
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And college kids being jerks to townies! And check out David’s company: Local Landmarks!! You’ll be glad you did!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Yahtzee!! Dave’s Going on Wheel of Fortune!!
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And he’s gonna dominate!! Cause it’s as easy as it looks!And I miss Stratego! Anyone have it and I can borrow it?بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Cause I can’t stop eating Chex Mix!! I can’t stop! And did you know I’m actually two people?! David fills my head with nonsense about how cool that is- and I eat it up!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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You decide! And will you ever come over for dinner again?بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And I can’t wink back!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Not really but maybe someday?!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Citizen’s Expulsion! (Recess Duty Again!)
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David screws up his job! Big time!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Office Talk! How NOT to Interview! And Drama, Gossip and Radical Candor!
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I can’t handle the gossip! And how do you prepare for an interview? Well, first you PREPARE!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Cause our kids grow up too fast! And enjoy it all! Cause our ancestors didn’t get the same chance. Learn about them and your family’s past, it’ll give you perspective and will scare you into a great life!! And yes, chocolates for Valentine’s Day!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Embarrassing Embarrassments: Picking Your Nose in Public!
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And stinky crotches! And responding too quickly to a text!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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We Live In Buffalo, It’s Time to Talk About the Weather!
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And Presidents’ Day!! And wooden teeth!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And the butt silencer! Be careful, we talk like 5 year olds about bodily functions, you sure you want to hear this?!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Next Year’s Banana Duct Taped to the Wall? Lunch Boxes of America!
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A proposed art project! And David finds a treasure!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Ladies room gross outs, AirPods are a sign of a jerk? And holiday shopping is for the birds!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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My Parents Were Embarrassing but YOURS were way worse!!
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And judging bad drivers!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Hands Up! Being Rebarmitzvahed With DJ daddy D!
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David’s incredible bizness idea! Get in line, the wait will be worth it!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Work holiday parties abound!! And do we like em? Don’t think so!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And don’t think for one second that a Thanksgiving would pass without complaints about the food! And should we embarrass our kids? Yes! And no, you can’t chew celery to lose weight!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And no complaining about my complaining: garlic hands!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Dark Days? (I’m a crybaby!) My Time in Law School!
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I barely got out alive!And where is Thunderfingers now?And my mom killed my birds.بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Clean Dirt! And Do YOU Buy Your Kid’s Condoms?
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Would he not know how to do it otherwise? And gross findings on our lawn!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Thankful for many things! Not ALL things but many things!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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David is a recess monitor during a Category 4 hurricane! And Katie’s there too!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Catching puke, relationship coaching, the Lottery: we’ve got room to improve!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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