*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2023, 2024 & 2025!* We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Bi ...
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Googling People From Your Past: Never Good!!
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8:39
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8:39And we’re going to a wedding!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Tie your shoes!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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An Accidental Arnold Schwarzenegger Retrospective!
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24:53
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24:53And need a sleep counter? Me too!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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What??بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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She’s a Monster, Episode #22: Kid Concerts!
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13:54The Archives! I hate kid concerts. And why won’t David go on a survival course with me?بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Is this episode about the Gin Blossoms? Definitely not! (Affairs and cologne!)بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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The band! And no, we won’t text with our kids!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Torpedoes and big tonsils!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And Bill’s naked feet!!(Rerun Saturday!)بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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It’s Despicable What I Just Did In the Restaurant Bathroom!
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12:36And the thing every human hates!! Every human!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Gwilty as Charged! Ding Dong Ditching!
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20:52
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20:52And live in a commune with us?!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And Mr. Trump, Bring back homemade Halloween!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And David’s French relatives!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And other potpourri!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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DB Sweeney! More Tales From Corporate America!
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15:29
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15:29Surprises are good, you nimrods!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Damn, I love a run in the dark! And don’t try to understand how the moon even works!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Sealy Posturepedic with Brown Streaks On It: The Buffalo Bills Loss!
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14:33Morning talk!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Music and our pasts!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And my nickname!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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7 Minutes in Heaven! Ever Been In A Closet?!
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14:55And no sleepovers for me!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Hey Bryan Adams, WE Know What This Song is About!
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17:08The Archives: Summer of ‘69!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Bills Game, Elevators, Cookies!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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She’s a Monster: Episode 689: Kid Birthday Parties!
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18:45And self help books and Sting!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Spoiler Alert: A Tomothy Hanks Film!
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12:12
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12:12What David does on his Lunch break!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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A rerun with bonus big balls!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Business Cards: What Are They Good For?
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13:17The dumbest invention ever?!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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A special Saturday episode!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Morning Talk!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And stop being Rothchildish!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Killing Bunnies for Dinner! And Fighting Over Shotgun!
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12:32A rerun!! Doi!! Cause I’ve known Emilie for years now!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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The Thing That Bonds Us: Total Recall!!
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18:19And uma uma uma!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Some dumb tales of life! Don’t get excited!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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How many surgeries we will have for the rest of our lives?!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Starting High School and BluePlate Special!!
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16:20Our boy is a freshman?! And we’re going to open a shop!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And the Buffalo Bills stole it!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And why are you drinking that soda?? You fool!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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The best new gameshow?!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And we divulge our favorite music!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Bizarre! Gross! A hoot!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Don’t Worry, Ma’am, I’ll Put Away Your Cart!
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11:30And hiding your messing around on your phone at work!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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But I do appreciate community service!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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We Write an After School Special: Survival of the Fittest!
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19:35And spoiler alert: happy Gilmore 2!!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Toilet paper!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Who is more vain than me? Not David!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Ellen DeGeneres and Teenagers: You’re Canceled!!
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18:12Lots of rage! Be prepared !بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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The resolution of the cliffhanger!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Oh! That’s What “Indoor Yard Work” Means! And a cliffhanger!!
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10:14The reveal: tomorrow!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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The Meditations Of Marcus Arnold Aurelius Schwarzenegger!!
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16:10Stop whining! Get to work! Do it well!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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Maybe! Maybe we did!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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And other stuff seen on a plane!! Sexy Zodiac! And Blow your nose!!بقلم Fully Functional Parents
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