We're back! Returned from the brink of oblivion, Simon and Trav give it at least 50% of what they've got. Trav gets Simon to do some classic novel mad-libs, while Simon helps him figure out whether he'd survive the apocalypse. Then it gets darker. REALTALK: If you feel suicidal please talk to someone and ask for help. The world is full of great thi…

This week on ETP, Simon and Trav get assaulted by crabmen and squeezed into tiny balls. It's a choose your own adventure episode!The Book: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/460506.Revenge_of_the_Body_Squeezersبقلم Simon and Travers

This week on ETP, Trav and Simon talk about their favorite Willem Dafoe movies, then Simon takes everyone on a mystical journey of self discovery. Trav discovers he is literally garbage.Willem Dafoe: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1بقلم Simon and Travers

This week on ETP, things get so scary that Simon and Trav need to bring a friend to the recording!بقلم Simon and Travers

Brace your girdles and girdle your braces, because this week Simon spreads his gross artist germs and Trav sets himself on fire.بقلم Simon and Travers

This week, Simon shows off his cryptozoology chops and Trav is terrifically terrible at telling tall tales.بقلم Simon and Travers

This week, Simon prefers movies with meaningful violence, while Trav audits Willy Wonka's chocolate factory (spoiler: it doesn't pass). It's a film swap!Willy Wonka: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067992/Drive: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780504/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1Kavinsky Nightcall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY…