🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly On Today’s Show: 🧻 Segment 1: The Narcissistic Wall-Shitter Tim opens with a viewer-submitted clip of a man explosively decorating a wall with diarrhea. 👠 Segment 2: Lulu the Glue Girl 🧦 Segment 3: The Sock Sniffer 🧘‍♂️ […] The post Tropi…

On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the sho…

On Today🩸 Today on the Program It’s a Sideshow-exclusive Sextastic Tuesday, and Tim’s serving up one of the filthiest fan fictions ever read aloud — a Jetsons-themed story that takes a dark, wet turn involving Jane Jetson, her robot maid Rosie, and a very eager Astro. Spoiler: it ends with Rosie filming evidence that will […] The post Long, Thick R…

On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12 Introduction 02:15:12 Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20 Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19 Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17 Old White People Will Ca…

On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05 Introduction 00:24:02 Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24 Theme / Toda…

On Today’s Show Clips & Bits News Roundup Listener Stuff Voicemail: Patrons first! Also: the ancient DV video “Tim Henson Is a Cat” origin story—Cat Mail, 99 Luftballons, and the H2 Hummer ending. Texts: Shout-outs to Blanche (intro clip) and Lube Job’s wife reporting from the Exxxotica floor: uncanny “Your Best Girl” sex dolls with […] The post My…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The …

🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy…

🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly announcing DV’s new text hotline — the unforgettable 4HAIRYCUNT mobile line (that’s 442-479-2868). You can now text in your freaky finds, filthy thoughts, and cursed memes directly to Tim. From there, the show dives deep into hell—literal…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The …

On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02 […] The post Hentai Pornst…

It’s a wild Thursday Sideshow exclusive of Distorted View Daily — sponsored in a rare double-feature by both Greg from Austin and The Wife from Austin, celebrating their 16th wedding anniversary and listener Gauntlet’s birthday. Tim celebrates the only way he knows how: with fat activists on oxygen, penile surgery performed in a Toyota Corolla, […]…

On the Show Today: 🕯 Farewell to a Legend: Adam & Eve’s Final Blowout After 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running sponsorship of DV. Tim takes a moment to grieve the relationship the only way he knows how — with a Boyz II […] The post Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fa…

🧠 Today on the Show Tim dives headfirst into one of the strangest moral panics to ever hit Reddit — women furious about being “non-consensually masturbated to.” Yes, apparently even your own boyfriend needs written permission before thinking about you while jerking off. Tim explores this absurd new frontier of sexual “thought crimes” and introduces…

Sponsor: ⁠Quantum Energy Squares⁠ — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com – Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:19:20 Introduction 02:21:11 What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want? 03:26:08 The Wheel Of Misery Returns 07:39:11 A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT…

Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Awesome Pop Culture Apparel – OldGlory.Com PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:17:09 Introduction 02:02:03 Listener Sponsor – Clamp Down On That Tit Audio 06:08:20 Racist Drunk Nurse Loses Her Job 12:20:13 Alexyss K Tylor Talks About Halloween Pussy 20:26:05 Parking Lot […] …

🎙️ Episode Summary Tim Henson returns with a Thursday Sideshow exclusive packed with bizarre arrests, deranged pickup artists, and the triumphant return of the Merkin. From a drunk woman’s self-arrest to Kim Kardashian’s new “pubic hair thong,” it’s another deeply twisted day in the Distorted View universe. 🧩 On Today’s Show 💄 Featured Story: Kim […

On This Bonus Segment Show:💻 The Great Network Meltdown of 2025 Tim kicks off a short bonus show by recounting a midnight tech disaster: his home’s wired network goes down while Lord Douche is in Florida, triggering a long-distance IT meltdown. What follows is a symphony of FaceTime frustration, flickering patch panels, and 4% phone […] The post An…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:00 Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:38:04 Introduction 02:07:18 Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! 03:06:17 What Is your Masturbation Number? 06:27:00 Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean 10:39:13 Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage 15:30:04 Trans-Wheelc…

On Today’s Show: 🧠 Mead Skelton’s Holy Email War ✝️ Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime 🎶 Jan Terry’s Triumphant Return 🏫 Teacher of the Year (From the 1850s) 🌮 News of the Weird 🏃 The Taco Bell 50K Ultramarathon 🍔 Drive-By Cheeseburger Assault 🍑 The Butt Lady Murder Trial 📞 Listener Voicemails A mystery […] The post From Incel Hymns to T…