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An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!
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A college student's podcast that deep dives into sports, today's issues, and college problems with some distorted insights.
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The loudest show on the internet, The Distorted Emporium!
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Project for Mrs Oxenfeld and Mrs LaFave by Curtis Wallet, Brice Canon, Harrison Wilson
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Join me as I expand on: spirituality, psychology, art, free speech, and American Christian values.
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The best in Trance & Progressive with DeJaN
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This podcast is THE COMPLETED audiobook format for the Avatar: The Last Airbender fanfiction Distorted Reality by AO3 user Baithin. ~Three years after losing the war, a bitter and cynical Aang is told by the Avatar spirits that he has to relive his adventures - this time, with Zuko and Azula at his side in a war against the Water Tribes.~ Rated for Teen and Up audiences. Find us on tumblr at avatardistortedreality-podcast.tumblr.com , reddit at reddit.com/u/DistortedRealityPod , and twitter ...
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Distorted Nation Radio is one of the best up and coming radio stations, It originated with the show Distorted Nation helping to bridge the gap between local unsigned bands and the national acts you love. We play local talent from around the world right alongside of the greatest signed bands in the industry. The Distorted Nation team is led by C-Kore, who books and promotes shows in the Sacramento music scene. He is accompanied by The Chad and the lovely producer Buttonz. Catch them every wee ...
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A podcast about life, love and the pursuit of a good effin buzz while living in a world of chaos as a complete and total human embodiment of a dumpster fire. We'll talk a lot of shit and sprinkle little bits of wisdom here and there, so listen close if you can tolerate our nonsense that long... We're also interviewing different bands and musicians around the U.S. Have a favorite band you want interviewed? Let us know! Leave a voice message on Anchor for us on our page!
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Listen as J-Rock and Frank Walls discuss Cryptids, Aliens, ghost, the Paranormal and many conspiracies. We discuss the unknown so that you can discover your truth! Check us out on the following platforms for live videos. Rumble https://rumble.com/user/DistortedRealities Youtube https://www.youtube.com/@DistortedRealities TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@distortedrealitiesstream Instagram https://www.instagram.com/distoredrealities/
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On Today’s Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and […] The post The Minivan Messiah And His Di…
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Tropical Smegma And Beachy Dick Cheese – SIDESHOW
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🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly On Today’s Show: 🧻 Segment 1: The Narcissistic Wall-Shitter Tim opens with a viewer-submitted clip of a man explosively decorating a wall with diarrhea. 👠 Segment 2: Lulu the Glue Girl 🧦 Segment 3: The Sock Sniffer 🧘♂️ […] The post Tropi…
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Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie
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On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the sho…
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Long, Thick Ropes Of Jizz, Peer Reviewed – SIDESHOW
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On Today🩸 Today on the Program It’s a Sideshow-exclusive Sextastic Tuesday, and Tim’s serving up one of the filthiest fan fictions ever read aloud — a Jetsons-themed story that takes a dark, wet turn involving Jane Jetson, her robot maid Rosie, and a very eager Astro. Spoiler: it ends with Rosie filming evidence that will […] The post Long, Thick R…
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From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping
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On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12 Introduction 02:15:12 Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20 Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19 Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17 Old White People Will Ca…
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On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05 Introduction 00:24:02 Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24 Theme / Toda…
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My New Car Is Asking To See My Tits – SIDESHOW
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On Today’s Show Clips & Bits News Roundup Listener Stuff Voicemail: Patrons first! Also: the ancient DV video “Tim Henson Is a Cat” origin story—Cat Mail, 99 Luftballons, and the H2 Hummer ending. Texts: Shout-outs to Blanche (intro clip) and Lube Job’s wife reporting from the Exxxotica floor: uncanny “Your Best Girl” sex dolls with […] The post My…
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The …
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Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments
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🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy…
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🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly announcing DV’s new text hotline — the unforgettable 4HAIRYCUNT mobile line (that’s 442-479-2868). You can now text in your freaky finds, filthy thoughts, and cursed memes directly to Tim. From there, the show dives deep into hell—literal…
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Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The …
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Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency
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On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02 […] The post Hentai Pornst…
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From Fatphobia to Felonies: America, the Beautiful – SIDESHOW
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It’s a wild Thursday Sideshow exclusive of Distorted View Daily — sponsored in a rare double-feature by both Greg from Austin and The Wife from Austin, celebrating their 16th wedding anniversary and listener Gauntlet’s birthday. Tim celebrates the only way he knows how: with fat activists on oxygen, penile surgery performed in a Toyota Corolla, […]…
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Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat
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On the Show Today: 🕯 Farewell to a Legend: Adam & Eve’s Final Blowout After 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running sponsorship of DV. Tim takes a moment to grieve the relationship the only way he knows how — with a Boyz II […] The post Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fa…
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Getting Busted For Nonconcensual Masturbation – SIDESHOW
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🧠 Today on the Show Tim dives headfirst into one of the strangest moral panics to ever hit Reddit — women furious about being “non-consensually masturbated to.” Yes, apparently even your own boyfriend needs written permission before thinking about you while jerking off. Tim explores this absurd new frontier of sexual “thought crimes” and introduces…
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Sponsor: Quantum Energy Squares — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com – Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:19:20 Introduction 02:21:11 What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want? 03:26:08 The Wheel Of Misery Returns 07:39:11 A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT…
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Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Awesome Pop Culture Apparel – OldGlory.Com PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:17:09 Introduction 02:02:03 Listener Sponsor – Clamp Down On That Tit Audio 06:08:20 Racist Drunk Nurse Loses Her Job 12:20:13 Alexyss K Tylor Talks About Halloween Pussy 20:26:05 Parking Lot […] …
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Merkin Me Crazy: Introducing The Pubic Hair Thong – SIDESHOW
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🎙️ Episode Summary Tim Henson returns with a Thursday Sideshow exclusive packed with bizarre arrests, deranged pickup artists, and the triumphant return of the Merkin. From a drunk woman’s self-arrest to Kim Kardashian’s new “pubic hair thong,” it’s another deeply twisted day in the Distorted View universe. 🧩 On Today’s Show 💄 Featured Story: Kim […
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An ICE Uno Reverse, Señor! – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW
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On This Bonus Segment Show:💻 The Great Network Meltdown of 2025 Tim kicks off a short bonus show by recounting a midnight tech disaster: his home’s wired network goes down while Lord Douche is in Florida, triggering a long-distance IT meltdown. What follows is a symphony of FaceTime frustration, flickering patch panels, and 4% phone […] The post An…
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Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:00 Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:38:04 Introduction 02:07:18 Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! 03:06:17 What Is your Masturbation Number? 06:27:00 Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean 10:39:13 Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage 15:30:04 Trans-Wheelc…
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From Incel Hymns to Trans Messiah: The Chris Chan Ascension – SIDESHOW
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On Today’s Show: 🧠 Mead Skelton’s Holy Email War ✝️ Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime 🎶 Jan Terry’s Triumphant Return 🏫 Teacher of the Year (From the 1850s) 🌮 News of the Weird 🏃 The Taco Bell 50K Ultramarathon 🍔 Drive-By Cheeseburger Assault 🍑 The Butt Lady Murder Trial 📞 Listener Voicemails A mystery […] The post From Incel Hymns to T…
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Teenage Mutant Deepthroating Turtles, Cowabunga! – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW
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On This Bonus Segment Show:🐢 Cowabunga! Porn Parodies Gone Green Tim dives into EFUKT’s latest compilation, starting with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle porn parody that features “tubular titties” and dildo-fueled pizza parties. There’s also an overachieving cum cannon that defies physics and a cheating boyfriend who multitasks by phoning his girlfr…
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On Today’s Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer — use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) 00:00:00 Get 20% Off! Promo Code Freak – Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com 00:16:07 Introduction 03:01:13 Mom Made It Through Her Surgery – BUT AT WHAT COST? RIP Diane Keaton 04:29:22 Mom’s Last Meal – KFC: Featuring A Slobbering Ghoul […]…
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Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain
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On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) Bodycam Gold: “I Work for an Alarm Company… I Don’t Have a Job” 3) Stephen Dawson vs. The Photoshoppers 4) Tay-Tay’s “Good Wood” (Satire, calm down, Swifties) 5) Bizarre Crime: “We Love Jesus” Kidnapper Sentenced Quickies Community & Voicemails Today’s hotli…
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