It’s the eighth birthday of Beware the Hairy Mango! We’re celebrating with a new episode for almost all of you! If you want to hear even more new shows, head over to my Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith Beware the Patronizing Mango – Episode 3 – Bibblybots by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribu…

And we’re back! In a way. I’ve started a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith and it’s swell! For just one dollar a month you can listen to one new episode a month of my new show, Beware the Patronizing Mango, which is pretty much exactly like Beware the Hairy Mango. The shows will appear over there, but you can get an RSS feed li…

It’s the May 31st show! And the last Beware the Hairy Mango ever! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 334 – Happy Deathday by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a…

It’s the May 30th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 333 – Soupworld by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbor…

It’s the May 29th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 332 – Say Trees by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbor…

It’s the May 28th show! Check out my tumblr, ALTERED IDS, the blog that features new takes on old characters! http://alteredids.tumblr.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 331 – Harvey Firesteed by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mango…

It’s the final Donated show! Finally! Only fourteen months late! This one comes to us by way of David St. Denis! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 8 – The Eyes Have It by Matthew Sanborn Smith and David St. Denis is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but…

It’s the May 27th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 330 – The Capitator by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 26th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 329 – Hairy Groomer by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 25th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 328 – Air Sickness by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 24th show! Subscribe to Aliterate so you can read my latest story, “Rubble People,” later this month! https://www.aliterate.org/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 327 – Open-Faced Dandridge by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.…

It’s the May 23rd show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 326 – Fire Capades by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 22nd show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 325 – Let the Myra Beware by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 21st show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 324 – Off Track Beating by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 20th show! Go read Axe Cop! http://axecop.com/archives/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 323 – Cann’tibalism by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 19th show! EDIT: Oops. I said this link was in the shownotes, and up to now, I lied. Read many wonderful things, including my story, The Empire State Building Strikes Back!, in “The Museum of All Things Awesome and That Go Boom” here: http://www.upperrubberboot.com/the-museum-of-all-things-awesome-and-that-go-boom/ Beware the Hairy Man…

It’s Katherine Henriksson’s show! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 6 – Waffle Iron Woman by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Katherine Henriksson is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 18th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 321 – The More We Get Together by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 17th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 320 – Dilate M for Maternity by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 16th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 319 – With Battered Breath by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 15th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 318 – Socket To Me by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 14th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 317 – The Four Apocalypses of the Horsemen by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

This donated episode is brought to you by James Weber! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 6 – The Ultharmate Sin by Matthew Sanborn Smith and James Weber is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 13th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 316 – Tommy’s Split by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 12th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 315 – Nut Case by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 11th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 314 – Stinkeye by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 10th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 313 – Pants On Dance On by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 9th show! UPDATE: Just discovered I called this a donated Mango at the beginning of the show. It is not. It’s just a regular old hairy one.

It’s the May 8th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 311 – Solar, So Good by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 7th show! Finally. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 310 – Utility Stink by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 309 – Story Title by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 308 – Strawberry Roughies by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 307 – Sooshin’ by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 306 – Running With the Deviled Eggs by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

WARNING: You might find this one is gross. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 305 – Dinner for Floor by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s MuchoMangoMayo 2016! The event that YOU made happen! you bastards Don’t get your hopes up that more than ten percent of these will be on time! Let’s go! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 304 – One Hold Barred by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 Internation…

Today’s donor is Mr. ARM! Look at his amazing website! And check out this awesome Trundle Manor doc by Jason Mileto! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 5 – Trundlefly by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Mr. ARM is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.…

It’s the May 31st, 2015 show! MuchoMangoMayo 2015 is finally over! Only ten and a half months late!

It’s the May 30th, 2015 show! Yes, you read that right!

It’s the Paresh Solanki episode! And today’s his birthday! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 4 – Professor Nutty by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Paresh Solanki is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the Simon Hildebrandt episode! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 3 – Underware by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Simon Hildebrandt is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the Pete Jones episode, everyone! Thanks, Pete! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 2 – The Short, Hot Summer by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Pete Jones is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Thank Laurence Simon for this episode! Follow him on Twitter! Check out his site and read his many 100 word stories! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 1 – Carl’s Wurst by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Laurence Simon is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.…

Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 303 – Laverne and Shirley Temple by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Follow Craig Webster, the brilliant mind behind “Do Not Go Gentle Into That Fruit Salad” on Twitter at https://twitter.com/skellyrocker! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 302 – She’s Got the Whole World in Her Pants by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.…

Give the Mango a new hairdo! The Mango is your marble, you are its hammer and chisel! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 301 – Noobs by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 29th episode! And, oh, yeah! Here’s that awesome giraffe story: Giraffe Cyborg Cleans House! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 287 – Undersourcing by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Bar Bar Bar: The story is now live! Go enjoy my tale, “Giraffe Cyborg Cleans House!” http://www.diabolicalplots.com/dp-fiction-9-giraffe-cyborg-cleans-house-by-matthew-sanborn-smith/ Then leave comments! Tell everyone in your social media circles! Throw parties that celebrate my existence!

Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 298 – Inapparent Apparel by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 297 – Blow Me Down by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.