A movie that asks "Who is the real monster?" Is it the actual monster? Is it Man? Or is it Alexx for not really enjoying this 2022 horror movie? Answers lie within so listen close! Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

John and Alexx are on summer break so please enjoy this episode from the Patreon feed "Sinners" https://www.patreon.com/alexxbollen Send us a text

The fellas ride into the desolate wasteland that is this 2025 sci-fi slog based on a George RR Martin tale. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

The boys look back at this tough-as-nails crime thriller featuring Hollywood's sexiest stars (and James Woods) doing unsexy things (being shot, falling in garbage, James Woods). Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Who knew that being lost on an alien planet could be so low stakes? Ridley Scott casts away human drama in favor of the charm of Matt Damon. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Daisy Ridley came here to kick ass and use windex, and she's all out of windex. So, you know, she kicks ass... because of the lack of windex... this guy gets it. John and Alexx watched Cleaner. Send us a text

John and Alexx endure watching the sequel to that one Hulk movie from sorta before everything connected... no, the other one. Yeah, with the Fight Club guy. We forgot it too. Anyway, we watched Captain America: Brave New World- it's very not good! At least Harrison Ford looked like he was having fun though. Captain America: Brave New World Send us …

Twin drug addict gynecologists, John and Alexx, watch Dead Ringers- a movie about two very similar looking doctors. Join our Patreon at http://patreon.com/alexxbollen Send us a text

We had to push back the regular episode, so in its place please enjoy this discussion of Kraven from the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/alexxbollen Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Finally, for the first time, John and Alexx share a table and blow the doors off the place with their performance. And by that, I mean, they make jokes and talk about Heat. Send us a text

In their own re-enactment of this Villeneuve thriller, Alexx brings terrible jokes and John can only watch in horror as he realizes his own complicity. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Batman and Robin superfan Ted Douglas joins John and Alexx to discuss Joel Schumacher's 1997 masterpiece Batman and Robin. Listen in rapt attention as Bane gets an Oscar; Ice gets punned; Macgregor Syndrome is cured; Uma gets Thurman'd! What else do you want?! Ted's Play can be found at: sirentheater.com Send us a text…

Robert Eggers' take on the classic tale offers more empowered female characters, but is his knowledge of Dracula Law up to snuff? Alexx sinks his teeth into the real issues at the heart of the movie Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

I painted my face for THIS? Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

A movie so nice they named it twice?! In this economy?! John and Alexx really love Michael Keaton and Catherine O'Hara so they sat through Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Enjoy! Send us a text

The hunger has returned to Alexx's brain. It never really left. That hunger for an insane 2007 thriller where Kevin Costner is the serial killing head of a box factory. Cameron Harrison from Open Pike Night and Green Shirt joins the fellas as their dark passenger as they journey into the mind of a maniac. A maniac with a box factory. Send us a text…

A Green Knight? In this economy? Yeah, I'd like to see that. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Is this a terrible movie, or did we fall for the ultimate Joker's trick? Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

John and Alexx bravely ask the question: Would Alexx blow his younger self? The answer may surprise you! Also they discussed "My Old Ass" Send us a text

Have you ever wanted to watch all the Alien movies at the same time? ...No? ...That's a terrible idea? Someone should have told Fede Alvarez. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

The fellas cut through the politics and religion in this 2011 dark satire to get to the real questions like "How does sex work?" Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

M. Night Shyamalan loves his daughter so much he built a movie around her, but not enough to make it a good one. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

John and Alexx brave the hinterlands of Ireland to answer the eternal question: Can a blind Tilda Swinton-looking lady summon a golem powerful enough to destroy a general practitioner? Only a frank discussion of the horror hit "Oddity" will tell. Send us a text

The fellas talk through nostalgia pains, identity and more when discussing Jane Schoenbrun's latest horror entry. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

The world of civil asset forfeiture comes alive as Aaron Pierre goes head-to-head with Don Johnson. Will justice prevail or is this rebel a ridge too far? Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

John and Alexx reenter the magical world of Hayao Miyazaki with "The Boy and the Heron." They then quickly ruin it with crude jokes. Enjoy! Send us a text

John and Alexx break the complex cipher that is David Fincher's Zodiac. Well, mostly they just gush over the film while alexx gets jealous over how easy it was to get away with murder in the 60s and 70s. Send us a text

What if you played all your favorite sci-fi movies at once and at half-speed? It would be more interesting than Zak Snyder's unceasing director's cut of Rebel Moon. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

John and Alexx discuss Arcadian. Tune in for the movie, stay for the naked mole-rat talk. Send us a text

Some people laugh at Michael Stone because he's different. He gets viciously depressed and pushes away others because they're all the same. Not as punchy as the popular Hot Topic shirt, but a better movie than that one about being an Federal Bikini Inspector. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

It's a skip episode! Please enjoy our Patreon discussion of "Madam Web." Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Much like Francis Ford Coppola and William Friedkin took their crews deep into the jungles to explore the very soul of humanity, Wes Anderson takes the cast and crew of Asteroid City on a voyage up his own ass. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

John and Alexx get swole as hell to discuss Pain and Gain. Also: a joke about shrunken testes goes here. Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexxbollen Send us a text

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John and Alexx once again prove their allyship by dunking on Ethan Coen's "Drive Away Dolls." Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Marcy Phillips from the podcast Idle Ride joins us to talk about one of her favorite comfort films. Get cozy and hear us talk about growing up, being nice to evil dogs, and water park enemas. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

The fellas talk about the recent Best Picture winner The post Oppenheimer appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

John and Alexx put in the final word on feminism (Spoiler: It’s great!) while discussing Yorgos Lanthimos’ “Poor Things” The post Poor Things appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Erik (from some podcast called Wiz Biz) joins the fellas to talk worm. The post Dune: Part 2 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Many years ago Alexx made John sign a contract in blood. Today, John and Alexx discuss Phantom of the Paradise. A connection? You decide. The post Phantom of the Paradise appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Jason Statham is the Beesatz Haderach. The post The Beekeeper appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

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Join John and Alexx as they live up to their title while watching Saltburn. They hated it, just to be clear. The post Saltburn appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Join John and Alexx as they torture the location of Alexx’s missing Pez dispenser from the winner of their “Meet the boys contest.” Also, they discuss Denis Villeneuve’s “Prisoners” Spoiler: it was under the desk. The post Prisoners appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Hope no one gave you two guys talking about a zero-budget alien movie because we can’t return this. Happy Holidays! The post Feeders 2: Slay Bells appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

The fellas are joined by Rob Campbell from the podcast Green Shirt to discuss what might be the greatest movie of all time. The post Step Up 3D appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Listen as John bravely tolerates Alexx’s depression talk in the episode about Lars von Trier’s Melancholia. The post Melancholia appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

What will you do while the world burns? Sure you could stand up to the systems that oppress us, but real heroes will watch a movie where that happens and then podcast about it. The post How to Blow Up a Pipeline appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

John and a shape-changing alien mimicking alexx discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing. Spoiler: John is also a Thing; and the microphones; and the RSS feed. The post The Thing appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Don’t let the title spoil the movie for you, let us do it. The post No One Will Save You appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Send us a textبقلم John and Alexx Hate Stuff