Alejandro has watched the Super Mario movie and grapples with how much he liked this product of greed.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro has been watching B grade slashers on tubi and he wants to talk about i!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

At a loss for how to approach Freddy and Jason from an original perspective, Alejandro answers a series of Icebreaker Questions about the horror icons.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro discusses two adaptations of Richard Matheson's 1954 apocalypse novel I Am Legend, he tries out his Vincent Price impression, and discusses Will Smith's love of Bob Marley. I can help you!!!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

This is what it is. Alejandro watches the entire extended cut of BVSDOJ and talks over it.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro has watched a movie in theaters and finally respects theatergoing. If everyone wants you to die, is it noble to live? And other questions.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro has been reading comics and takes the time to deliver mountains of exposition on some of his favorite characters and storylines.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro watched unbelievably derivative and equally fun AI Horror film M3gan and breaks it down.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro watched the alleged Elvis biopic and attempts to interpret the King Of Rock.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro has watched the entire Texas Chainsaw franchise and summarizes every film, grab a bowl of human meat and enjoy!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Ale talks about Paranormal Activity for 30 minutes then emits a disgusting burp and is too ashamed to go on.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro has watched 6 Dracula movies and reports on the differences in Dracula's portrayal over the years. Who is Dracula? What is his deal? Find out.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro has armed himself with all manner of Slender Facts and arrives prepared to tackle the 2018 horror film Slender Man. Sorry for accidentally talking about True Crime on this episode. Special Guest A Landline Phone Call.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro says The Bye Bye Man and is immediately cursed with having to talk about a bad movie! Cope with the immediate disappointment of learning the Bye Bye Man is not a Slender Man rip off. Brave the horrors of the haunted nightstand!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

The Kolleeny 3000 discusses controversial murder technology "The Holodeck" in this mini episode.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro scours the web for information on the many different cuisines eaten by alien races in the Star Trek universe.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro returns to the Saw franchise for the 6th time with an episode encompassing the entire storyline of the franchise. Put on your reverse beartrap and get ready to play a game!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Toxic Podcast returns for a return to Psycho 2. Alejandro returns. Everything returns. This is the second Psycho 2 episode of this podcast. Listen to the original Psycho 2 episode to compare and contrast!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro tackles 90's slasher classic I Know What You Did Last Summer, talks fishing, and describes his affinity for Richard Nixon.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro returns to discuss Lake Placid for a special episode.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro consumes nearly the entire Hellraiser franchise and attempts to get to the bottom of Pinhead's job description. This is the episode where I won't stop yelling about how Pinhead is a sex thing.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro tackles Old backwards. Feels confused. Attempts levity. Ages 50 years in 40 minutes. Let's get OLD!!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

What if a cop did bad things? Alejandro consumes late 80's B-movie Maniac Cop, galaxy brains out on satire, and eventually becomes nonverbal. Beware!!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Just the entire contents of the Underworld film franchise in one episode. Vampires love guns!!!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro tackles insane mega novel Atlas Shrugged. Who is Ragnar Danneskejold? Why is being right so much more important than helping people? Go ahead, do the selfish thing and listen to this episode!!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro begins the season by talking about Sheldon, the king of all genius archetypes. Get out of my spot and listen to this episode!!!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro closes out the final season of Toxic Podcast by submerging himself in the Psycho remake. What is a remake? What is a MOVIE? What other businesses could Norman Bates run? See you in two weeks.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro compares and contrasts mediocre sound based horror movies Don't Breathe and A Quiet Place. Spoiler--you are allowed to breathe.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Clearer heads have prevailed upon Alejandro to discuss a contemporary artifact and he spends the entire episode trying to figure out how to structure his analysis of The Suicide Squad. This a good one.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro discusses Peter Pan and the resurgent trope of the Man Boy. Lots of great Kolleeny backstory in this one.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro gushes endlessly about a dusty old book. He opens up the story and pulls out all the insanity. If you like the Scarlet Letter, or if you hate it, you should listen to the episode.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro plays a game. The game of disappointment. An ineffectual Saw reboot yields a positively strange Chris Rock performance. Hold on to your fingers! Or maybe don't.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro embarks on a journey through the uncertain realities of the new Space Jam movie and debuts Al G Rhythm's theme.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro struggles with the fact that Showtime miniseries event The Comey Rule was not actually written by Aaron Sorkin but still finds time to revel in the chaos and reveal himself as a liberal hack. This one might get a little...bit...political.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro talks about Norman Bates and then summarizes Psycho 2, which is a really weird horror movie!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro discusses Psycho with the charm and maturity you've come to expect.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro has decided everything he has ever said is dumb and he rings in the new era of toxic podcast with a deep and confusing dive into the work of Chuck Lorre. This begins a lengthy dissection of Two And A Half Men, a show that helped liquefy all your parents brains in the 2010's. Sorry for being such a verbose fake ally!!…

Alejandro recorded a Joker episode last week because he's incredibly prescient. We discuss the concept of "becoming the joker," philosophize about evil, and ultimately complain for an hour. It's a good one!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

It's the first full episode of the new year and Alejandro struggles through Hitch, a movie that is definitely not about a pick up artist. A wonderful cast and smart dialogue help distract from an overwhelming cocktail of romcom tropes and themes in this, the Star Wars of Romantic Comedies. Don't get tricked into falling in love with this episode!!!…

For the 2nd year in a row Alejandro rings in the New Year with a bit everyone hates. Sitting beside a deck of old Yu-Gi Oh Cards, Alejandro draws cards randomly, describes the monsters, and lists what he thinks their New Year's resolutions will be. Regular episodes return next week.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro has stitched two episodes about Netflix's medieval monster killing drama The Witcher together into one, delivering double the Superman, double the hacky monster jokes, double the apologies, double the Laws Of Surprise, and three times the Donovan. It's art!!!بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

A Behind The Scenes Mini Episode in which Alejandro lies in his bed fruitlessly trying to find meaning in the spiritual goop of the Dog's Purpose/Dog's Journey movies. The Studio 60 theme gets played. I'll never forgive Josh Gad.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro needs a win and it doesn't entirely come together as we discuss Justice League. What's Bruce Wayne's Superpower? He's rich! I don't...not like it. Also what's the deal with Brunch? Some say this is the podcast episode that drove Steppenwolf mad.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Alejandro conducts an in depth examination of Emma Roberts' tour de force performance as Jill Roberts, the fourth incarnation of Mr Ghost from Scre4m. In a podcast whose oeuvre is filled with *weird energy* episodes this one boasts...especially weird energy. Alejandro confesses his love for Macklemore, FINALLY admits that he has prejudices, and let…

Alejandro endures The Happytime Murders and flees various horror villains angry with him for refusing to make holiday content. Hackiness overwhelms him as he tries not to mention his recent Ratio experience. This episode is almost the same length as the movie.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

Sorry this isn't the Joker episode!! This week Alejandro accidentally spends almost 2 hours talking about the foundational toxic text Criminal Minds and barely scratches the surface. He also teaches a three tiered wine class before deleting from memory all of his now obsolete wine knowledge. Big content warning on this episode--I describe what Crim…

Alejandro watches A Dog's Purpose, a movie about a dog who loves KJ Apa and later Dennis Quaid being reincarnated through time. Alejandro wrestles with the cosmos. The big questions! The mind reels. Mercifully there is no bad improv. Sorry for being mean to the Avengers last week.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

DISCLAIMER: Sorry I call this movie stupid a million times, if you like this movie I am not calling you stupid!! Just please be prepared for me to call this movie stupid like over and over and over, and for totally BS reasons. Shoutout to Judge Grumpus and the Ghost of Garfield.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny

The return in earnest of Toxic Podcast has Alejandro talking about the wonderful and effective doll horror film Annabelle Creation as he takes a scary flight to an underappreciated podcaster convention. When his seatmate turns out to be the monstrous and complicated Andrew Goose Clay, Alejandro's plans to discuss Annabelle Creation are nearly sidel…

Alejandro returns from the edge of existence to complain about this show where monsters fuck each other and discovers to his horror that he has become less woke. The werewolf disappoints. Aaron Sorkin finally gets his revenge on Gotham. Optimus Prime endorses Joe Biden. This one's fun, I think.بقلم Alejandro Kolleeny